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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs"
#4600638 - 08/30/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just instant messaged me after two years of not seeing her... I want that actions. She already asked if I was high. Do I lie or try for the panties?
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LethalX5
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600646 - 08/30/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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try for the panties
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: LethalX5]
#4600651 - 08/30/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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2 years of not seeing her?
How do you know she hasn't gotten fat?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600652 - 08/30/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hit it til she's dead!
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Silversoul
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600654 - 08/30/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck her, then cum in her eye and light a spliff.
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PrimaMateria
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600661 - 08/30/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You: "Well I'm not not high. Having this chance to talk to you intoxicates me with an overwhelming passion." Her: "Oh my, you're so clever and dandy, please sex me! "
Win.
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Silversoul]
#4600662 - 08/30/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shes probably fat now.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4600667 - 08/30/05 08:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha
Forget about fucking her, bring her self esteem down. Call her a she-cow.
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4600689 - 08/30/05 08:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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she was a drinker and a sorority girl last I knew her, probably a lardo by now. She's single so that makes me skeptical. I told her "I quit everything". wouldn't be the first time I lied to get laid.
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SerioOria
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600702 - 08/30/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude, if you act smart no-one cares
my last gf's parents loved me, i mean loved me, because i was smart as hell around them, even tho im sure they probably knew i smoked, im a big 'ol hippie guy, haha.
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theBRINK
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600708 - 08/30/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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good call, if she hasn't seen you in 2 years, there is no reason to bring up drugs
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DNKYD
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600709 - 08/30/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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If all you do is mushrooms and pot, those aren't drugs. They are fungus and herbs.
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theBRINK
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: DNKYD]
#4600716 - 08/30/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh yea, and beat it til she's screamin daddy!!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600722 - 08/30/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shes probably thinking the same way you are. Now go get fucked.
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Cowgold
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600732 - 08/30/05 08:16 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should be straight up with her. She contacted you knowing you might still do drugs. Drugs could be the reason she contacted you. But since you already lied to her...
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LethalX5
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
#4600737 - 08/30/05 08:17 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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ask her for a pic
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4600751 - 08/30/05 08:20 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm a doctor, I have no problem talking smart... It's talking sober and smart that I have problems with. She knew me from undergrad and knew me when I was drugged. She's one of those people that thinks that drugs are bad, and then would load up on alcohol and nicotine . We'd go to bars back then and get hammered. I'd say I want to smoke a bowl and she'd give me the "drugs are bad for you" lecture while slurring her speach. She had an ass back then though, I wish I could get a picture before taking this any further.
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Cowgold
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600783 - 08/30/05 08:26 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just a guess...
She's loosened up some in the last two years and you're a doctor and you do "drugs". Are you a script writing doctor? You could be what she's lookin for... but you quit so nevermind. jk
Godspeed
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
#4600787 - 08/30/05 08:27 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok, here comes the moment of truth... something along the lines of "lets get together again for old times sake and see what happens"... Read "let me snap my bean and see you in another couple years".
I'm such a pussy when it comes to typing shit at an online girl. I could talk to her face to face just fine, nice smile and some dimples... Now I have to proof read and proof read and try to make sure it can't be misconstrued.
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
#4600800 - 08/30/05 08:29 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said: Just a guess...
She's loosened up some in the last two years and you're a doctor and you do "drugs". Are you a script writing doctor? You could be what she's lookin for... but you quit so nevermind. jk
Godspeed
I can get pharms easy, just not a legitimate script. I do research
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