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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Sexi Lexi is down stairs
    #4590940 - 08/28/05 03:05 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I'm nervous  :crazy:

What should I do?

I'm supposed to be cleaning my room so she can come up.
That just seems dorky though


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Offlineummikko
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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590945 - 08/28/05 03:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Ask her if she likes it dirty.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590946 - 08/28/05 03:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Do something drastic. It'll make you unforgettable.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4590953 - 08/28/05 03:09 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Well, i'm usually a drastic kina guy. it's just hard to break the ice with someone new


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590955 - 08/28/05 03:10 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Who the fuck is sexi lexi?


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590966 - 08/28/05 03:13 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You should tell her about that ear infection you had a little while ago.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590970 - 08/28/05 03:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Clean your place up and make it more "female friendly"! :laugh:


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4590973 - 08/28/05 03:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Bang her like the wild stallion you wish you were??....


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4590978 - 08/28/05 03:17 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: Well, that'd be something different to talk about.

"hey babay, wanna hear about how my ear was leaking snot all day and night?"


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Offlineummikko
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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4590987 - 08/28/05 03:19 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Just relax and be yourself.
Impress her with your mycological knowledge.
Tell us how it goes.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: ummikko]
    #4590994 - 08/28/05 03:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

whos sexi lexi and wheres the pics?


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Yarry]
    #4590996 - 08/28/05 03:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I must know who we are talking about!


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4591000 - 08/28/05 03:23 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

me too dammit!


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Yarry]
    #4591009 - 08/28/05 03:26 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I'll try to sneak a ninja pic for you guys. Be back soon though.


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Offlineummikko
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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4591014 - 08/28/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I put "sexi lexi" into google images. It came up with:

Is this her?


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: ummikko]
    #4591016 - 08/28/05 03:29 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, that chick has way too much make up on. Looks almost plastic.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4591031 - 08/28/05 03:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yep. She's also not very old.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: ummikko]
    #4591036 - 08/28/05 03:38 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

lol, I didn't think she was. Maybe 16 or 17? Too young for me.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: ummikko]
    #4591040 - 08/28/05 03:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

If theres grass on the field, play ball.


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Re: Sexi Lexi is down stairs [Re: ummikko]
    #4591041 - 08/28/05 03:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Invite her in for a beer, and put some good tunes on :satansmoking:


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