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Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly.
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I've decided to write a tutorial; on how to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. Since, I hear people are having troubles accomplishing this simple task.

First, lift one foot from the floor. place it down in front of the other; now follow with the next foot. Repeat this process; safely; carefully until you get to destination.

For stairs: Lift one foot and place it upon the stairs; now push up with that foot whilst leaning forward. If you must, place your opposite foot you have just lifted from the floor upon the step you have your foot upon currently; if you're feeling like a daredevil; you can bypass the step you are upon; and go to the next. But it could end in calamity. Also, you may use the handrailing to steady yourself.

For going down stairs; lift one foot setting it down upon the step; and follow with the other. Once again, if you are feeling like a daredevil; you can bypass that step and go on to the next. Also, steadying one's self with the handrailing can also help.

Now we've learned how to basically walk ladies and gentlemen.

Another thing seeming to face us, is accidents. Mainly involving motorized vehicles.

First thing is first; try not to be on any drugs or alcohol.

Stay within the lines; and at the speed limit. I've noticed people can't generally handle speeds above the speed limit; that is why they are there. There is something coming your way; get out of it's way. Especially if it's like a lightpost; or a tree or a telephone pole or something like that. They won't move for you, sorry. I wish I could make it easier.

I hope I have helped you with these two tutorials; to further your survival.

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Re: Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. [Re: Rahie]
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:ttiwwp:

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Re: Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. [Re: Rahie]
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Thank god for your advice, I've been trapped in the attic for months.


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Re: Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. [Re: lukeboots]
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:lol:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. [Re: Rahie]
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This must have been for school :hypnotoad:

I remember having to write something similar, it was retarded. People writing tutorials on how to tie your shoe or make a paper airplane. :rotfl:


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Re: Tutorial: How to walk properly; and also how to travel up and down the stairs properly. [Re: Wysefool]
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Haha back in Grade 9 I did the paper airplane one and my teacher couldn't regain control of the class once we started throwing them :lol:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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