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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy
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Sexy.
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adrug
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Oh man, what a bad idea for a tattoo. Right next to all those stretch marks. Ugh.
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2859558484
Growery is Better
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Re: Sexy. [Re: adrug]
#9387983 - 12/07/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats disgusting
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
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why would someone tattoo a tire?
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moe.phan
listening for the secret
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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I get it... its supposed to be irony?
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Ferris
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Quote:
CherryBom said:
Quien esta?
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Crasher
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Platinum
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Ferris]
#9388077 - 12/07/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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this thread is great lolz....
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moosehead
poop deck
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hot. this nut just busted.
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Platinum
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Is this a new tattoo cherrybom? cuz that would just be funny as hell and make this thread even better.
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deranger
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Re: Sexy. [Re: adrug]
#9388086 - 12/07/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
adrug said: stretch marks.
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Prisoner#1 said: tire?
good points.
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Effed
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Re: Sexy. [Re: adrug]
#9388095 - 12/07/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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What if thats her stomach? Damn! lol I know its not but still...
The tattoo would be great on a hot chick, she probably once was. Cut her some slack lol.
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9388101 - 12/07/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im sure whatever is outside that picture is just a beautiful blossom
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Crasher
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Stretch marks are just another one of life's little "fuck you's".
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy
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Yea, the biggest lol of all is that it's really me.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9388126 - 12/07/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I worked with a chick that had some nasty stretch marks like that, she looked pretty good until she started to hake her shirt off in the back room, someone asked me to describe the experience, I told them she needed goodyear stamped on her ass
she really turned out to be an unpleasant person
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Effed
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Its okay I have stretch marks too, on my penis!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
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Quote:
CherryBom said: Yea, the biggest lol of all is that it's really me.
pics or it didnt happen...
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Ferris
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If that's the case, it's only appropriate that I make an ass out of myself as well. Ooooh, sexy abs
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Crasher
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My wife couldn't avoid 'em with kid number 2.
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Cepheus
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Quote:
CherryBom said: Yea, the biggest lol of all is that it's really me.
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Prisoner#1 said: I worked with a chick that had some nasty stretch marks like that, she looked pretty good until she started to hake her shirt off in the back room, someone asked me to describe the experience, I told them she needed goodyear stamped on her ass
she really turned out to be an unpleasant person
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Shroominit
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Crasher]
#9388163 - 12/07/08 09:02 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ferris, what abs?
Lol sorry man =] couldn't help it.
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Newbie
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That's actually really funny, I think she did it to be sarcastic. It looks fresh...
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norml840
sex toy guru
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stretch marks happen to a lot of women and men for that matter. i have no problem with them.
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Ferris
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Quote:
Shroominit said: Ferris, what abs?
Lol sorry man =] couldn't help it.
I made a choice several years ago, abs and hot women or beer and tolerable women
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Platinum
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Newbie]
#9388176 - 12/07/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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As much as I like cherrybom - I really hope this thread is turning out the way I think it is, cuz that's just fuckin hilarious.
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Shroominit
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Ferris]
#9388191 - 12/07/08 09:07 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said:
Quote:
Shroominit said: Ferris, what abs?
Lol sorry man =] couldn't help it.
I made a choice several years ago, abs and hot women or beer and tolerable women
I do abs and beer... guess that's why I've got no woman.
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy
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You don't like my new tat?
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Newbie
User of semicolons.
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You're not a fire-crotch.
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Ferris
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Newbie]
#9388220 - 12/07/08 09:12 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ya, I was hoping for the red down there like my brothers fiance. That's something I've always found
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norml840
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Ferris]
#9388298 - 12/07/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
I made a choice several years ago, abs and hot women or beer and tolerable women
amen brother.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Hot damn!
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Idiot
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I knew this fat bar slut and she was all over me one night. I didn't really want her to show me but she insisted on flashing me.
When she lifted up her shirt before I even got to see her utters I saw her stomach I was like " Is that a rode map?" It was nasty, giant deep purple fat strretch marks crisscrossing her stomach.
I don't care too much about stretch marks, but she was just horrible. She was more purple than flesh tone.
And cherrybom, yours aren't that bad.
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Fearn
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also known as a "slag tag"
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destructo_low
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I have them on my knees and hips. Just grew too fast.
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circularvortex
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Ya, I've got some on my lower back from when I grew like a foot and a half in a year.
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jenns_hot
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Quote:
CherryBom said:
i'd hit it
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Compass
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I lost a little of my innocence today.
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CherryBom
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You're right...this thread is hilarious.
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Effed
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9394227 - 12/08/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think I'm gonna get one like this:
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Alec_Baldwin
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She probably has a cute face.
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coool
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Effed
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CherryBom
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9394327 - 12/08/08 06:45 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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That one is pretty sweet. I like.
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Effed
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Not bad for a cover-up huh?
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CherryBom
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9394360 - 12/08/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh wow! The new work is a million times better! That's awesome.
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Alec_Baldwin
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said: I think I'm gonna get one like this:
You basically get this Tat for the comedic value right? No one likes fuckin MASH or Alan Alda that much. Alan Alda looks like a fuckin asshole too.
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9394416 - 12/08/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Effed said: Not bad for a cover-up huh?
Pretty sad that you have a tat done and within a year try to have it erased
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Effed]
#9394967 - 12/08/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I could go for this one.
Stripper pole.
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PhanTomCat
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Re: Sexy. [Re: Cowgold]
#9394985 - 12/08/08 08:11 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jadian
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Quote:
Alec_Baldwin said:
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WhiskeyClone said: I think I'm gonna get one like this:
You basically get this Tat for the comedic value right? No one likes fuckin MASH or Alan Alda that much. Alan Alda looks like a fuckin asshole too.
You take that back! MASH is a very serious thing!
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TEAL_MUST_DIE
hobbes was right
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i respect bitches' stretch marks, they do not make them any less attractive or sexy.
the mother of your child will most likely have those marks and you will love that bitch because she sucks your dick and helps you pay the bills.
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epic lulz
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