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Don't laugh
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but I need help. I need to quit masturbating.
I feel like i'm too old for that.
But I just can't seem to stop. I do it at least once a day
Is there something wrong with me?
Can it actually be addicting?
Any tips would be much appreciated

This sucks, i'm ashamed at myself  :blush:

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Boiledmeatloaf said:
Is there something wrong with me?



Yes, you want to quit masturbating.  :smirk:


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The very nature of experience is ineffable; it transcends cognitive thought and intellectualized analysis. To be without experience is to be without an emotional knowledge of what the experience translates into. The desire for the understanding of what life is made of is the motivation that drives us all. Without it, in fear of the experiences what life can hold is among the greatest contradictions; to live in fear of death while not being alive.


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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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can't you afford the toilet paper any more?

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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You can never be too old!

That being said, there's something called being 'hypersexual' or something like that, where you essentially become addicted to sex or similar.

No, there's not a daggon thing wrong with you wanting to...well you know...

If you're ashamed of it, then stop. If not, then...well...


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Sounds like you have a normal, healthy sex drive, so I wouldn't worry about any health effects. In fact, it's pretty healthy to wack-off anyway - good for the Prostate and all. But if you'd like to stop, maybe stop looking at porn....?

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Le_Canard]
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lol if u wanta stop find a chick to do it for ya untill uve had time to rest. lol there aint nothin wrong with it man

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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too old? man everyone does it, old men included!

as far as quitting, i usually only find myself doing it when i dont have anything better to do, or when something *sparks* my interest.. so just keep yourself occupied and stay away from porno. but really, nothing to be ashamed of, i say keep on doing it, perfectly natural.


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Re: Don't laugh [Re: king_cobra]
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Phew, I thought I was the only one who ACTUALLY did it that much.

It's just when I do spank jr. I don't find interest in girls the rest of the day. I think i'll try to hold off for a while

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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its actually healthy to mastrubate once a day.  Relieves tensions, releases a lot of nice endorphins, and helps stress melt away.  No shame in yanking it :smile:


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-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Hi, my name is Meat, and I just found out I don't have a problem!

:grin: :smirk:

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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once a day! :lol: shit I jack off atlest 2 or 3 times a day sometimes, unless I am with a woman..when I take a b vitamin complex...I do it even more..

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Skunk420]
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more than 3 and it starts to get painful..


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Edited by king_cobra (08/14/05 10:55 PM)

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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im a yankee, i love my yanker.


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What's with proclaiming freedom by abridging freedom? That makes no sense.

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Boiledmeatloaf said:
Phew, I thought I was the only one who ACTUALLY did it that much.

It's just when I do spank jr. I don't find interest in girls the rest of the day. I think i'll try to hold off for a while


Yeah it does that to ya. It's basically the same way after sex which makes you realize it's all just a trick to make you procreate. Anyways, somestimes I like to try and think about quitting but realize there is not point and it's too hard.

On another note, I have a friend who says he has never jacked off. For awhile we thought he was just bs'ing because we know all guys do it. Apparently he doesn't for some reason. He feels it's "wrong". I was like "Is it a religious thing?" and he says no. He doesn't even go to church. Needless to say, this guy needs help but it's basically pointless. We have nicknamed him "eunoch":

Code:
Pronunciation: 'y?-n&k, -nik
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English eunuk, from Latin eunuchus, from Greek eunouchos, from eunE bed + echein to have, have charge of -- more at SCHEME
1 : a castrated man placed in charge of a harem or employed as a chamberlain in a palace
2 : a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals
3 : one that lacks virility or power <political eunuchs>


He would fall into the third category. It's really sad...........


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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Mighty Bop]
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I think I would explode in a violent blast of semen

and we all know that wouldn't be cool

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: king_cobra]
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not really, it depends what you dick is used to..:lol: I cant wait until I can afford to go to the club...I want to stick it into a woman hole of some kind, I will pop out her glass eye and skull fuck her too if i had to...

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Skunk420]
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Hmm, i'd just stick with the vag.
Although skull fucking an empty eye socket might make for some great stories

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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You know it also greatly reduces your chances of getting prostate cancer?

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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I was just kidding about the eye socket thing, it was an old inside joke with a few friends years ago..but come on good head is great too.oh yea..just dont tell her when you are gonna cum..that way she doesnt pull out before you do..and she doesnt have to swallow, but if she is a true lover of penis, she would with a smile on her face!  :grin:

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Re: Don't laugh [Re: Twirling]
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Twirling said:
Boiledmeatloaf said:
Is there something wrong with me?



Yes, you want to quit masturbating.  :smirk:


and the fact that you even speak of such hedonistic acts

i mean not masturbating


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