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OfflineHMWR
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Altruism kills me some days.
    #4217488 - 05/25/05 07:15 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

This morning on the way to work I past a guy standing next to his car waving a gas can. He was in a suit and the car was a BMW, I didn't think he'd Kill me and sell my car to buy crackhoin. So I Pulled in and gave him a lift to get gas.

As soon as his ass was in the seat he started to rant about how late he was and how nobody ever stopped (I didn't point out that I just had). How The guy at the Sunoco was cheating him out of gas as there was no other resaon he could have run out.
All the while he was checking out all the stuff in my console and glovebox, he pulled out my pot tin and before i noticed had it open!
Skunk! That's what he said. Then "I know you wont mind me" And plucked out a two gram nug and pocketed it. I started to voice my oppinion and he whipped his hand into his jacket and pulled a badge, A fucking FBI badge. He smiled and told me to just take him to "Get the fucking gas"
That done, I drove him back to his car listening to him explain how people like me are whats wrong with the country and encouraged me to join the army. I helped him put the gas in his car and saw him on his way.

I got back in my car, bewildered, angry, amused the full run of emotion, A spliff was in order to chill my thoughts and promote composure. I reached for my tin, Gone, search the car, no tin!

That fucker stole not just the nug, he got gready and took my whole tin. Why do bad things happen to good people?


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217491 - 05/25/05 07:19 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

well, at least you didn't get arrested?

fucking pigs...


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Krishna]
    #4217497 - 05/25/05 07:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I suppose it could have been worse. I don't think he ever intended to arrest me. He was just being an ass and enjoying it.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217500 - 05/25/05 07:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

a friend of a friend once got busted with about 30 grams of hashish. when it came time to go to court, he was only being charged for possesion of 10. where those other 25 grams went... well i think we all know.

i wonder what percentage of cops get high, and only pursue the drug war as a way for a paycheck/a way to get free smoke...


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Krishna]
    #4217509 - 05/25/05 07:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Subtract the percentage that are in it for kinky sex with dead hookers and you'll have an approximate figure.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217522 - 05/25/05 07:44 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That is a pretty crazy story. Do you think he was a real FBI agent? Should have checked his badge because either way I don't think his procedure would have held up in court whatsoever.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: looner2]
    #4217530 - 05/25/05 07:50 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I dont think he ever planned to arrest me. I considered it may have been fake but couldn't imagine a business man carrying a fake badge just incase he found a hippy to terrorise.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217542 - 05/25/05 07:59 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I would be really pissed off If I were you. You should try to find out who he was, at least got his license plate. Go to his home late at night and shoot him in the head while he is sleeping. There would be no motive, and nothing linking you to the crime. You'd get away scot free, and be very satisified with your revenge.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: looner2]
    #4217545 - 05/25/05 08:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I think that might be a little excessive.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217586 - 05/25/05 08:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That is a really messed up story. People like him are what's wrong with this world. It sucks when you try to do a good deed and it results in something like that. If I were you I'd be a little upset right about now.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4217698 - 05/25/05 10:09 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That's one of the strangest stories I've ever read. Are you sure it was a real badge?


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4218667 - 05/25/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Again, why do people let others get away with things like that?
F.B.I. badge? so fucking what. He was in YOUR car. You could have slammed on your breaks, and told him to walk to the gas station. Jesus Christ, you let him steal your weed, than gave him a ride to get gas.
All you hippies, stop being so goddamb passive, or people will walk all over you.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4218681 - 05/25/05 04:05 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
Again, why do people let others get away with things like that?
F.B.I. badge?  so fucking what. He was in YOUR car.




with illegal narcotics in it... i don't think i would play a hard-ass in that situation. :shrug:


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: looner2]
    #4512768 - 08/09/05 01:35 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

looner2 said:
I would be really pissed off If I were you. You should try to find out who he was, at least got his license plate. Go to his home late at night and shoot him in the head while he is sleeping. There would be no motive, and nothing linking you to the crime. You'd get away scot free, and be very satisified with your revenge.




I like the way your mind thinks. But if he's a true FBI agent and they did track you down, you'd be getting fucked in the ass with burning metal rods for the rest of your life by the feds.

Nevertheless, it's a good idea. Just cover all possible evidence, including all hair, work alone, and get out of there immediately. Chances are you'd be fine.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: HMWR]
    #4512778 - 08/09/05 01:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

By the way, that's why helping other people never works out. Just throw them to the dogs, and if they're strong they'll get through it.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Ravus]
    #4512836 - 08/09/05 01:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

if only that were applicable to every situation.. we would all be fucked. well we're at least halfway there.

the human race gets by from people helping each other out.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4512890 - 08/09/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Marc Emery tried to help people out, and look what happened to him. :shiftyeyes:


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Ravus]
    #4512964 - 08/09/05 02:13 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, but the government is evil. So it's backwards.


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4512968 - 08/09/05 02:15 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

The puppet that made this thread got banned. I was sad :frown: .


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Re: Altruism kills me some days. [Re: Hanky]
    #4513037 - 08/09/05 02:39 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

V.A.G.I.N.A !!!


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