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looner2
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I want to be christian
#4201052 - 05/20/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I fall in love with christian girls for their mental strength, will-power, cleanliness, and embracement of femininity. But I am a quasi-atheist and i can't deal with the badgering of religion from their parents. I usually just say "amen" after everything, but I end up bailing. Someone tell me how to accept jesus in my heart or whatever, I think i will seriously have to believe in this shit if I want the girls of my dreams.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201065 - 05/20/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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i cant do it sorry...
i am also in love with a sure religious person and well i dont think it will work because...
well it just is not going to work
sorry i cant help you i have tryed accepting religion and well everything in my life points otherwise...
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201078 - 05/20/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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You don't have to actually believe it. You just have to live in constant fear that it might be true. That'll set you straight.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201081 - 05/20/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Reading that was almost eerie. I went through the exact same dilemma. I've learned to be passive enough to make it work. I am currently with an amazing Christian female. Besides the occasional parental theist investigations and the desire on her part to have me read Christian literature now and then, it's all good.
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looner2
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: Silversoul]
#4201083 - 05/20/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good idea. My heart needs some good fearin'. I will start looking at pictures of hell starting now.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201092 - 05/20/05 07:00 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Believing in fairy tales just to get a girl? Weak.
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looner2
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: DNKYD]
#4201097 - 05/20/05 07:02 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not just a girl, a whole GROUP of girls who I find the most attractive. I am not weak either, I can deadlift 360 lbs.
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spud
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201105 - 05/20/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Read my post.
Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.
Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201108 - 05/20/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahahah common dude...why would you change your belifes for another person......
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looner2
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: spud]
#4201114 - 05/20/05 07:05 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Read my post.
Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.
Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".
Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201126 - 05/20/05 07:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
looner2 said:
Read my post.
Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.
Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".
Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.
He's right too, speaking as a former Christian girl. They totally dig the "confused but searching for the truth by turning to Christianity" thing.
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looner2
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: MOTH]
#4201132 - 05/20/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I FEEL LIBERATED !!!!!!!
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201158 - 05/20/05 07:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread makes me giggle.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: DNKYD]
#4201219 - 05/20/05 07:42 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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DNKYD said: Believing in fairy tales just to get a girl? Weak.
-------------------- ca'rouse (k-rouz) intr.v. To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201238 - 05/20/05 07:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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my name is christian.
what you got
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201268 - 05/20/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't be something you are not..it will never work.. religon is not for me, am I am mormon..I am definitately not religous..besides in a lot of organized religon a lot of then are hipocrites..and do the same thing that non-christian people do.. I don't go because I know how I am and accept and enjoy the way I live..in the moment. I like to trip and discover different states of mind and instant pleasures..ahh..but being sensible about it as well.. Damn I need a beer, but I will wait..I over spent too much this week.. oh well, I will go clubbing next paycheck..or next week, but i can't bring too much money with me to spend. Maybe I'll find some sex on the net..but being sensible about it.. It has been a while since I fucked it needs to happen, after all I jack off 5 times a day or more..
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: Silversoul]
#4201629 - 05/20/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Paradigm said: You don't have to actually believe it. You just have to live in constant fear that it might be true. That'll set you straight.
nice.
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: MOTH]
#4201636 - 05/20/05 10:40 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said:
Quote:
looner2 said:
Read my post.
Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.
Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".
Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.
He's right too, speaking as a former Christian girl. They totally dig the "confused but searching for the truth by turning to Christianity" thing.
Maybe that's my problem, I always had the 'confused Christian and asking to many questions and searching for the truth' thing going on but that just made me become a Buddhist. I guess that's just the opposite. Not real sexy.
-------------------- 1. "After an hour I wasn't feeling anything so I decided to take another..." 2. "We were feeling pretty good so we decided to smoke a few bowls..." 3. "I had to be real quiet because my parents were asleep upstairs..."
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
#4201649 - 05/20/05 10:44 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hmmmm, Christianity. I personally believe that every faith has something good to teach, and if it helps people get through the day and live life happily, then more power to them. But I dunno... don't go seriously converting to something you're not sure about just for a girl, man.
Of course that's just my 2 cents. The decision is yours alone.
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