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Invisiblelooner2
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I want to be christian
    #4201052 - 05/20/05 08:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I fall in love with christian girls for their mental strength, will-power, cleanliness, and embracement of femininity. But I am a quasi-atheist and i can't deal with the badgering of religion from their parents. I usually just say "amen" after everything, but I end up bailing. Someone tell me how to accept jesus in my heart or whatever, I think i will seriously have to believe in this shit if I want the girls of my dreams.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201065 - 05/20/05 08:51 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i cant do it sorry...

i am also in love with a sure religious person and well i dont think it will work because...

well it just is not going to work

sorry i cant help you i have tryed accepting religion and well everything in my life points otherwise...


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201078 - 05/20/05 08:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You don't have to actually believe it. You just have to live in constant fear that it might be true. That'll set you straight.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201081 - 05/20/05 08:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Reading that was almost eerie. I went through the exact same dilemma. I've learned to be passive enough to make it work. I am currently with an amazing Christian female. Besides the occasional parental theist investigations and the desire on her part to have me read Christian literature now and then, it's all good.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: Silversoul]
    #4201083 - 05/20/05 08:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Good idea. My heart needs some good fearin'. I will start looking at pictures of hell starting now.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201092 - 05/20/05 09:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Believing in fairy tales just to get a girl? Weak.


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Invisiblelooner2
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Re: I want to be christian [Re: DNKYD]
    #4201097 - 05/20/05 09:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Not just a girl, a whole GROUP of girls who I find the most attractive. I am not weak either, I can deadlift 360 lbs.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201105 - 05/20/05 09:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Read my post.

Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.

Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201108 - 05/20/05 09:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahahah common dude...why would you change your belifes for another person......


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: spud]
    #4201114 - 05/20/05 09:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)


Read my post.

Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.

Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".


Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201126 - 05/20/05 09:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

looner2 said:

Read my post.

Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.

Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".


Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.




He's right too, speaking as a former Christian girl. They totally dig the "confused but searching for the truth by turning to Christianity" thing.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: MOTH]
    #4201132 - 05/20/05 09:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I FEEL LIBERATED :smile:!!!!!!!


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201158 - 05/20/05 09:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This thread makes me giggle.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: DNKYD]
    #4201219 - 05/20/05 09:42 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Believing in fairy tales just to get a girl? Weak.


:thumbup:


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201238 - 05/20/05 09:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

my name is christian.

what you got


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201268 - 05/20/05 09:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

don't be something you are not..it will never work..:lol: religon is not for me, am I am mormon..I am definitately not religous..besides in a lot of organized religon a lot of then are hipocrites..and do the same thing that non-christian people do..
I don't go because I know how I am and accept and enjoy the way I live..in the moment.
I like to trip and discover different states of mind and instant pleasures..ahh..but being sensible about it as well..
Damn I need a beer, but I will wait..I over spent too much this week..
oh well, I will go clubbing next paycheck..or next week, but i can't bring too much money with me to spend.
Maybe I'll find some sex on the net..but being sensible about it..
It has been a while since I fucked it needs to happen, after all I jack off 5 times a day or more..:lol:


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: Silversoul]
    #4201629 - 05/21/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
You don't have to actually believe it.  You just have to live in constant fear that it might be true.  That'll set you straight.




nice. :grin:


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: MOTH]
    #4201636 - 05/21/05 12:40 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Quote:

looner2 said:

Read my post.

Pretend like you buy it until she's deep enough in love with you that the realization that you are slightly skeptical will not cause a break up.

Never present yourself as an atheist, but instead as "confused".


Wow... makes a lot of sense. I accidently missed your first post. But I'm glad you posted this. You are a very smart man.




He's right too, speaking as a former Christian girl. They totally dig the "confused but searching for the truth by turning to Christianity" thing.




Maybe that's my problem, I always had the 'confused Christian and asking to many questions and searching for the truth' thing going on but that just made me become a Buddhist. I guess that's just the opposite. Not real sexy.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201649 - 05/21/05 12:44 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hmmmm, Christianity. I personally believe that every faith has something good to teach, and if it helps people get through the day and live life happily, then more power to them. But I dunno... don't go seriously converting to something you're not sure about just for a girl, man.

Of course that's just my 2 cents. The decision is yours alone.


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Re: I want to be christian [Re: looner2]
    #4201650 - 05/21/05 12:44 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

looner2 said:
Not just a girl, a whole GROUP of girls who I find the most attractive. I am not weak either, I can deadlift 360 lbs.




I deadlift around 475, yet I don't feel the need to genuflect, light candles or pray the rosary. To each his own though :shrug:


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