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shroommachine
Stranger
Registered: 01/03/05
Posts: 1,202
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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You know your addicted to the shroomery when...
#3921801 - 03/15/05 04:12 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#1) You have requested vermiculite for a birthday present. #2) you find moldy bread and start crying
-------------------- And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk ...four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
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Taskenti
MadPsycho
Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 2,102
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: shroommachine]
#3921808 - 03/15/05 04:13 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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uh oh. I need to go to shroomerys anonymous
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lordoftheshroomz
recoveringaddict
Registered: 01/23/05
Posts: 1,631
Loc: wouldn't you like to kno ...
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: Taskenti]
#3921823 - 03/15/05 04:18 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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i run from dusty areas
-------------------- MY Glove Box, Automated Terrarium, and Incubator Lil' Wyte, Three Six Mafia, Project Pat will bring it to ya door if theres ana on ya chest. THE PATRIOT ACT MAY BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! THEY CAN GET THINGS LIKE YOUR MEDICAL/LEGAL RECORDS, YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH INFORMATION, ALL WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE OR A WARRANT! ALSO NO ONE CAN LEGALLY TELL YOU. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A FREE COUNTRY ANYMORE NOW IS IT? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO THEY CAN GET RICHER! THE WAR IN IRAQ ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING! HELP GET THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING-NUTS OUT OF POWER, MAKE AN EDUCATED VOTE!
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Sko
Democrat
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 203
Loc: Pacific Northwest
Last seen: 19 years, 17 days
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#3921832 - 03/15/05 04:20 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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moldy bread and start crying? where did that come from?
-------------------- Sko
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VALIS
vast activelivingintelligencesystem
Registered: 01/26/05
Posts: 225
Loc: neverwhere, az
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: shroommachine]
#3921835 - 03/15/05 04:20 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#3) You constantly compare cloud formations to the various kinds of colonising mycelium you've seen.
-------------------- Nature is the Technology of the Divine.
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Cray
I'm not fat i'mbig bones
Registered: 02/22/05
Posts: 951
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: VALIS]
#3921847 - 03/15/05 04:22 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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lol yea, I am always on this site now... it's kool though...
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lordoftheshroomz
recoveringaddict
Registered: 01/23/05
Posts: 1,631
Loc: wouldn't you like to kno ...
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: Cray]
#3921856 - 03/15/05 04:26 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#4)when trays of lasagna look like overlayed casings
-------------------- MY Glove Box, Automated Terrarium, and Incubator Lil' Wyte, Three Six Mafia, Project Pat will bring it to ya door if theres ana on ya chest. THE PATRIOT ACT MAY BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! THEY CAN GET THINGS LIKE YOUR MEDICAL/LEGAL RECORDS, YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH INFORMATION, ALL WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE OR A WARRANT! ALSO NO ONE CAN LEGALLY TELL YOU. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A FREE COUNTRY ANYMORE NOW IS IT? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO THEY CAN GET RICHER! THE WAR IN IRAQ ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING! HELP GET THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING-NUTS OUT OF POWER, MAKE AN EDUCATED VOTE!
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
Stranger
Registered: 12/16/04
Posts: 11,123
Loc: Texas
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#3921872 - 03/15/05 04:29 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#5) when your shirt has spore spots on it from wiping off your hygrometer
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sludge
blunt rapter
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 707
Loc: somewhere in usa
Last seen: 18 years, 8 months
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whaen you find your self wearing gloves to bed and work
-------------------- Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved See my heart I decorate it like a grave You don't understand who they Thought I was supposed to be Look at me now a man Who won't let himself be
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pleco
Astralnaut
Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 203
Last seen: 16 years, 8 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: sludge]
#3921907 - 03/15/05 04:40 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#6) your girlfriend, who has no idea what the shroomery is, dreams about picking mushrooms with you in a swamp.
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lordoftheshroomz
recoveringaddict
Registered: 01/23/05
Posts: 1,631
Loc: wouldn't you like to kno ...
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: pleco]
#3921943 - 03/15/05 04:50 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#7)when u wear a dust mask to school or work
-------------------- MY Glove Box, Automated Terrarium, and Incubator Lil' Wyte, Three Six Mafia, Project Pat will bring it to ya door if theres ana on ya chest. THE PATRIOT ACT MAY BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! THEY CAN GET THINGS LIKE YOUR MEDICAL/LEGAL RECORDS, YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH INFORMATION, ALL WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE OR A WARRANT! ALSO NO ONE CAN LEGALLY TELL YOU. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A FREE COUNTRY ANYMORE NOW IS IT? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO THEY CAN GET RICHER! THE WAR IN IRAQ ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING! HELP GET THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING-NUTS OUT OF POWER, MAKE AN EDUCATED VOTE!
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liveby
Wasted For Time
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 1,511
Last seen: 12 years, 11 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#3921953 - 03/15/05 04:52 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#8.) when u grocery and you think about what you might need for a future grow!
-------------------- http://www.bruceeisner.com/ -Creating a Sensible Culture
Edited by Roadkill (03/15/05 04:54 PM)
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Roadkill
Retired Shroomery Mod
Registered: 12/11/01
Posts: 22,674
Loc: Montana
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#3921957 - 03/15/05 04:53 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#9.) when your kids start tell you to get off the fricken computer and make them something to eat.
lolzz
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
Edited by Roadkill (03/15/05 04:54 PM)
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poboy
On the bounce
Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 1,355
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... *DELETED* [Re: Roadkill]
#3921982 - 03/15/05 05:01 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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-------------------- Burn the land and boil the sea but you can't take the sky from me.
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Christoph teh goat luvr
Drugstore Cowboy
Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 1,261
Loc: Louisiana
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: poboy]
#3922018 - 03/15/05 05:11 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#10) When you won't let your mom have any of your ice tea!
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sludge
blunt rapter
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 707
Loc: somewhere in usa
Last seen: 18 years, 8 months
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whan you carry a can of lysol in your back pocket,and tell your friends to get there own
-------------------- Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved See my heart I decorate it like a grave You don't understand who they Thought I was supposed to be Look at me now a man Who won't let himself be
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TODAY
Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: shroommachine]
#3922102 - 03/15/05 05:37 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#15- when you remember the other thread similar to this one.
-------------------- ca'rouse (k-rouz) intr.v. To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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shroommachine
Stranger
Registered: 01/03/05
Posts: 1,202
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: TODAY]
#3922107 - 03/15/05 05:38 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said: #15- when you remember the other thread similar to this one.
-------------------- And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk ...four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
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Roadkill
Retired Shroomery Mod
Registered: 12/11/01
Posts: 22,674
Loc: Montana
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: TODAY]
#3922109 - 03/15/05 05:39 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said:
#15- when you remember the other thread similar to this one.
true
and I do!~
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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dr0mni
My Own Messiah
Registered: 08/21/04
Posts: 2,921
Loc: USF Tampa, Fl
Last seen: 16 years, 9 months
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Re: You know your addicted to the shroomery when... [Re: Roadkill]
#3922170 - 03/15/05 05:54 PM (19 years, 18 days ago) |
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#16) When you have your fruiting chamber in a compartment of your computer desk! (that's me! LOL!)
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