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Ten Commandments
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Many efforts have been made in recent years to make the Bible more accessible to young folks. In most cases the archaic wording of the King James version has been updated and simplified (and some critics claim some of these re-wordings do more than just that but deliberately alter the meaning of key passages).

Perhaps this recent effort concerning the Ten Commandments will resonate with today's youth to a greater extent than the more subtle rewordings we've seen until now --

From http://www.moltenthought.com/2005/03/bible-for-dummies.html

1. I am the cool mack daddy of the dope hype flow. Give me props and mad respect.

2. Don't be kneeling for some bling bling.

3. Don't be throwing my name around, be it J. Hovah or Yah Diddy.

4. Yo, Sunday is "funday", ya dig?

5. Respect your moms, your pops, or whoever it was raised you, unless they whack.

6. Thou shalt not bust a cap in someone's ass.

7. Don't be running around on people like they don't know.

8. No five-finger discounts.

9. Don't front.

10. If your neighbor's got a fly crib or a pimped-out set of wheels, that's they bidness, not yours.

Word.






Phred


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Re: Ten Commandments [Re: Phred]
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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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