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women... whats with em?
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sorry ladies :wink:
whats with women. maybe its just the women i know but them and their mind games! its almost supernatural this one girl i know.. shes fucking with my head, every aspect of my life. shes not the only one in on it. she controls minds. she is a wizard, but it doesnt get to me because i see it all going on as it goes on. ive been trying to reverse the game on her one day and then we will fall in love, mang. has anyone ever understood a woman? can women be understood? did god create woman? i like titties.


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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my gf's mom threatened to disown her if she married me. she had heard rumors that i smoked weed and my pics of her daughter really freaked her out. she needs meds but doesn't always take em.



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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
- Albert Einstein

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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Women can be understood, but only by other women. No man will ever understand a woman. The thing about it is, is that women don't understand men, but they don't need to. All men are susceptable to enticement through the floppy elephant trunk in their pants. To get what a woman wants she doesn't have to understand a man, she just has to tug on his cock peice.

I've given up on trying to understand women. Its futile. Trying to figure them out just makes it all more confusing.

I don't care about jack shit, I just wanna pick my nose!!!
------Jonny Socko


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Vote Jonnyshaggs in the next election for GOD...Its the responsible choice

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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www.chickssuck.com


"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."


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"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: jonnyshaggs420]
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A-men to that my brotha'!

Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!


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Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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They're just as (in)decipherable as males.

Really though, I don't find them all that confusing. They're kind of like guys, just the sexual politics comes into play, but that's not hard to figure out.


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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There was a girl once who I thought I understood completely.

Then we started dating. Turns out I was completely wrong.

You're right. Women are just too damn complicated.

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You, too, can become a Sideburn Wearing Drug Buddy.


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: trendal]
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> There was a girl once who I thought I understood completely.

Then we started dating. Turns out I was completely wrong.

You're right. Women are just too damn complicated.



Oh yeah wait I had that happen. I guess I was wrong.


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You will never understand us!!We have been trained from birth to make your life a living hell Just kidding. yes girls are hard to understand but do you think that we understand you guys?



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"Express yourself completely then become quiet."

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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hmm strange; the notify moderator thingy should let you attatch a message

This post probably belongs in OTD


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
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hunting is an art.. in order to have a successful hunt.. you must think like your prey
and carry plenty ammunition er something

the only thing ive learned about women from thinking about women is that you must think like a woman


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: shroom-girlie]
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Of course you don't understand guys. And of course we don't understand women. Why? Because it's considered rude, impolite, offensive, blah blah <sheep bleeting in background> to discuss it. Why can't we all be totally honest and just TALK to each other for fuck's sake? We can't keep on going like we have for these thousands of years; we have to, as men, stop expecting women to act like men and treating women like men, but women also have to stop expecting men to act like women and treating men like women.

Oh yeah. And we ALL need to have a LOT more sex.

"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."


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"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
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> Oh yeah. And we ALL need to have a LOT more sex.

Well said!

Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!


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Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
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free sex at that


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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We're an alien species (or maybe just me), and being understood by males would take a lot of fun out of life. :o)

I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.


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"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." --Douglas Adams

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
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yeah, i have this one really good friend of mine, shes a chick, and man, fuck! she loves 2 argue with people, she will make an arguement out of just a normal conversation, and start ragin' on u all the sudden and shit. its weird. or sometimes she will just come right out of the blue and say "i hate guys, they are all the same!" or "i hate guys, they are so horny!" or "i hate guys, they always cheat on you!" i hate it when she would say something like that cuz she is SO stereotypical!! just because she heard something about something happning or something happened between her and some guy she automatically thinks that EVERY SINGLE guy is like that. but i dunno, she is one of my really good buddies, and she is really cool, accept for this part of her!lol

I am looking through
Through the dance of the trees
I experience
What a shaman sees
I return within
I return with sight
Under raven skies
I will sleep tonight

-The Tea Party


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I am looking through
Through the dance of the trees
I experience
What a shaman sees
I return within
I return with sight
Under raven skies
I will sleep tonight

-The Tea Party

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: RaVeN_SKiEs]
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Heh... if only she realized that guys are so horny because most of the women keep on screwing the asshole football player while reserving all the halfway intelligent, nice guys as 'my good friend who I can always talk to.'

I have a question for all you sensitive, decent women out there... why the hell do a lot of women date assholes? I mean, seriously... that star quarterback with a nervous system that a virus would laugh at, the guy who picks on all the future scientists and doctors and philosophers, the guy who only beats women when they deserve it, the guy who's gonna fail senior year (not that he could pass it) four times so he can stay on the football team, the guy who's gonna grow up to be the biggest connoseur of Night Train wine in the whole fucking trailer park.... this is stunningly attractive? What the fuck? Why can't these people fuck 6 foot athletic intellectually gifted future organic chemists like me? Am I too deep? Interesting? Would I respect you too much? What the FUCK?! This 'alpha male' bullshit has been going on faaaaaaaaaar too long. Five hundred years ago, these glorified 500 pound intellectual jellyfish had a purpose - you gave them a sword, they hacked the shit out of other 500 pound intellectual jellyfish, and you instantly increased the intelligence of the species. And now, we worship these fucking dipshits because they can kick a ball and run around on a field.. woo hoo.

It would be considered "sexist" and "demeaning" and "using them for sex" and whatnot if guys only screwed supermodels and decided to merely 'befriend' other women, but when chicks drape themselves across the popular, rich, and powerful, or that fucking idiot from The Days Of Our Lives with those impossibly stupid and unrealistic chiselled masculine features, this is some sort of socially accepted practice men can't question? Where the fuck has the goal of 'equality' gone? Damn...

And also.. since when has virginity been a sacred and holy thing? I mean, shit, why not attatch some special meaning to ALL body functions? "I haven't ever sneezed before, I'm saving it for someone special." I mean, fuck.. you gotta take things a little less seriously people (I should take my own advice, huh).

Perhaps I'm just bitter... (please don't take this as my opinion of all women.. there are a lot of great, intelligent women out there this doesn't apply to at al... caveat emptor... it was the one armed man... George W. Bush did it).

"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."

Edited by Pyrotechnist on 07/24/01 08:48 PM.



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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
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> And also.. since when has virginity been a sacred and holy thing?

Probably since the birth of religious or mystical thought. Remember, it's only recently that humankind has reliably developed ways to prevent pregnancy resulting from sexual intercourse. In pre-modern days you wouldn't want to risk having a child with any old peasant now, would you?

> I mean, shit, why not attatch some special meaning to ALL body functions?

You have to take a shit everyday, but do you have to watch that shit grow up? Take care of it? Invest time and energy into feeding it? No. Sex produces children. Other human beings.

> I mean, fuck.. you gotta take things a little less seriously people (I should take my own advice, huh).

Maybe you think that men don't have to take it seriously because we don't get pregnant but just imagine the possible anxiety a young woman faces when she's considering having sex with a partner. What a hard decision it must be to make (if you're not on "the pill" esp.): You want to please your partner but you don't want a child yet.


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: shroom-girlie]
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MAwhahahah! (Laughs with Shroom-Girlie)
Yes, We control the picture. The Horizonal, the Vertical,do not try to adjust your set,....oh shit, that the Outer Limits intro...nevermind.

Hey its eazy to understand me, thats cause Im not crazy, like 99% of the women I know.

All I want is peace and quite, and a good romp every week or so. Oh, and lots of chocolate. And fresh batteries...for my um, walkman, yeah, walkman....

I love men, no owners maunal needed, just pull and go!
-DCC

If your going to dine with the Devil, bring a long spoon.


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...And the Eyes of the World are watching you now...watching you now...
-P. Gabriel

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
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i dont think i should be sharing this, but i think they can read minds!! i use to have this one friend (that was a gril) and she was really weird. weirder than other girls. she always would go come here and look at youre eyes for a second then start laughing. she would always say stuff like what if youre mom reads youre mind huh? what if??? she always wore the same close everyday, and had wierd hare doos. i had reading class with her, and i look over at her when she was reading and she would just sit there not moving and not blinking!! she would play mind games all the time, like saying what if that person over there is going to kill you? (that stuff freaks me out) and i think she likes her brother, and they are in the same grade and there not twins. i have no clue how that could work. how could you have a brother in the same grade, and none of them were held back or anything. for some reason i always thaught that she could read minds!! theres no precise reason why, but i just had this notion. that girl scared the shit out of me. i dont know if she was making me think she could read minds because she knew that i thaught that, or if she really could. other girls never gave me that notion, but she made me think that other girls can too. now that i havent seen that girl for a few months i am starting to move away from that prediction, and moving towards the prediction that girls have estrogen flowing through their bodies, and we have testosterone flowing through our bodies, and thats why we act so different. i have also figured out another thing, and it is that women dont have balls and thats why they like them so much. i also think that there is something hidden with girls. like something about there pune that they dont want us to know. that is why they are soo insecure. there is also two types of girls. the ones that travel in herds (they like trl and pop music, and have small tits) then there is the other type that either travels solo or they have one or two friends with them (girls that arent so insecure, and arent so fucked up) and those are the ones you want. there is also the fat girl, but i dont even put them into a category because thay are mostly either black, or old, and if theyre not i still dont care about them. ive come to the conclusion that if every girl became an acid head, they would be cool, but if they are not, then theres no way of really knowing them. i hate it when you think you know them, and then they just pop out with this other person that you didnt know they were and they start pissing you off.

i may, fucking drop something natural somewhere and it might grow into another piece of shit like you. i dont recognize any of you fucking people, youre not real, you came out of comic books.


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the little kridders of nature; they dont know that thyre ugly!


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