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Mike_yy


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Women !
#5739510 - 06/11/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Women do my fuckin head in,, i wish i was gay !!
Im too drunk to go into details now but MY GOD ! Its like i take shit off them all the time, then i play up or want a little bit back and i get blown up at. Now i need to spend the next days crawling for fucks sake.
Maybe i should just turn into the bastard that all women hate, but all secretly want.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739514 - 06/11/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: Women do my fuckin head in,, i wish i was gay !!
start off slow, later you'll find your self just getting sucked into it
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739517 - 06/11/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Turn into an alpha male or go gay. Those are your only options.
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Mike_yy


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good advice man, niice. Is it better that way, i hear men can be bitches too
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I dunno man, if i found hair attractive id go for it.
I don't even know what a go gay is.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739626 - 06/11/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah sometimes i wish i was gay.. but that kind of involves liking guys, which is not cool, AT ALL..
so yeah ill tolerate women for now.. they really arent THAT bad as long as u arent too stubborn.. atleast the girl im with now is pretty stupid, i have a way of getting her to do whatever i want
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Re: Women ! [Re: Banez]
#5739646 - 06/11/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you could just be a-sexual and have sex with yourself. ^_~
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yeah i resort to that some nights..
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739657 - 06/11/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, women fuck with my head too.
But you wish you were gay? Come on now. No matter how much shit women throw at me, and no matter how drunk I am, I'd never wish I was gay.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Banez]
#5739658 - 06/11/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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who doesn't?
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Re: Women ! [Re: Gumby]
#5739675 - 06/11/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Yeah, women fuck with my head too.
But you wish you were gay? Come on now. No matter how much shit women throw at me, and no matter how drunk I am, I'd never wish I was gay.
yeah i couldnt be gay.. i could live with a bunch of bachelors.. but i couldnt ever be like that.. im the biggest homophobe ever... i love pussy too much
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Re: Women ! [Re: Banez]
#5739690 - 06/11/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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atleast the girl im with now is pretty stupid, i have a way of getting her to do whatever i want
Sounds like a winner. 
But to the OP, yep, you have to go alpha male on their shit. Which is what they really want, you know it, I know it, and Randal knows it too. Don't allow them to try to convince you otherwise, either. All of them get off on being feminine and submissive, even though feminist and societal pressures don't allow them to outrightly admit it. They do. The trick is learning to be the alpha male and the evolved huMAN as well. Good luck.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739800 - 06/11/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Funny I feel the same way about men.....I too once thought I should be a lesbian...but that just didn't work out.
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Banez
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my gf is bi.. im still talkin her into the 3-some.. shes just a little insecure about sharing me with another woman
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Re: Women ! [Re: Gumby]
#5739814 - 06/11/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Its not like i wanna be gay, i just want to be detached from it all at the moment.
Im no sex magnet but i get leaned on alot, then when i have some issues myself that inflict i get loads of shit.
Whatever my problem is im always made to feel bad about it. I was talking to this girl about stuff the other day and i came away feeling like a bastard, i told my mate about it and he understood exactly where i was coming from.
Sucks !
Gay people usually look happy, hence the word "Ghey". Im sure thats not a train i need to get on tho.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5739827 - 06/11/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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its easier to keep 10% happy than 90%
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Re: Women ! [Re: Banez]
#5745862 - 06/13/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Women r women, cant beat em, cant live without em! If u were drunk then u made ure own shit, know wot i mean.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5745883 - 06/13/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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want advice? download and watch this series: http://www.mininova.org/tor/119666
you'll understand what you're doing wrong and learn how to correct.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5745926 - 06/13/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5745995 - 06/13/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make sure you keep drugs out of your relationship. I can't stand the way women act when they're high. Maybe I just can't stand women when I'm high. Although alcohol can help your tolerance level extremely. I can agree that girls do get on my nerves, but gays do more. Think about it. Gays are male versions of women. Men are from mars and women from venus. Gays must be from some moon on venus.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5746000 - 06/13/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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heyy, this is an old thread man. Ive calmed down abit since then .
The "love is a dog from hell" is still quite appropriate though.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5746077 - 06/13/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: The "love is a dog from hell" is still quite appropriate though.
Read it! It's a good book! 
BEER Charles Bukowski from: "Love is A Mad Dog From Hell"
I don't know how many bottles of beer I have consumed while waiting for things to get better I dont know how much wine and whisky and beer mostly beer I have consumed after splits with women- waiting for the phone to ring waiting for the sound of footsteps, and the phone to ring waiting for the sounds of footsteps, and the phone never rings until much later and the footsteps never arrive until much later when my stomach is coming up out of my mouth they arrive as fresh as spring flowers: "what the hell have you done to yourself? it will be 3 days before you can fuck me!"
the female is durable she lives seven and one half years longer than the male, and she drinks very little beer because she knows its bad for the figure.
while we are going mad they are out dancing and laughing with horney cowboys.
well, there's beer sacks and sacks of empty beer bottles and when you pick one up the bottle fall through the wet bottom of the paper sack rolling clanking spilling gray wet ash and stale beer, or the sacks fall over at 4 a.m. in the morning making the only sound in your life.
beer rivers and seas of beer the radio singing love songs as the phone remains silent and the walls stand straight up and down and beer is all there is.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Papaver]
#5746205 - 06/13/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Excellent  Just about sums things up for how they are sometimes !
Is it like that all the way through, or does it have more purpose. Sounds interesting.
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Re: Women ! [Re: Mike_yy]
#5746265 - 06/13/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's a poetry collection. Buk was largely a poet. Although, he did write some novels, like "Women."
And yes, it's pretty much like that all the way through. And yes, poetry does have a purpose...
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Re: Women ! [Re: Papaver]
#5746342 - 06/13/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yep, i liked it
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Re: Women ! [Re: Gumby]
#5746454 - 06/13/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah mine just gave me a whole load of grief OVER NOTHING AT ALL!!! Maintenance sucks.
Then again, blowjobs are really, really nice.
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