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InvisibleSubGen1us
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Godamn Women!
    #4678256 - 09/18/05 06:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Women piss me off so much.
I constantly clean trying to keep stuff good but theres so much and the woman just adds
to the mess. I pick up after her, turn the lights off after her, and even close the damn
tolet lid after her.
She drives me crazy.
Finally shes like, im gunna clean saterday. She mentioned this 3 days ago. today rolls
around and she says shes decided to start at 4pm cause she cleans better in the afternoon
if that makes any fricken sence. 430 rolls around and she is nowhere to be found. I call
and she says shes coming home right now to clean.
She gets home and im picking up sticks so i can mow and he twin sister gives me shit
cause she always just drives over them "thinking in my head, yah well i payed for
this mower and want it to last".
I get all done and walk inside and the radios blaring and i see some stuff cleaned.
basically it was stuff sitting there cause there was no other place for it.
I ask her where the shit was and she said she moved it, I ask where and she starts
telling me, basiacally she just distributed the junk all over the house in each room
by just setting it in there basically making more work for me later cause its not
really doing anything to help but making the other rooms filled with stuff that i will
have to put away later.
I walk back in the kitchen after looking to see where she distributed the junk when i
notice a calculator in the trash. I pick it up and see theres nothing wrong with it.
She says its hers and she doesnt need. I say well it was in the trash so now its mine
and i walk 10 steps to where my desk is and set it in the drawer, I mean wtf why
couldnt she have done that when she distributed the othere stuff. I ask her how
much other stuff she threw away and she goes why dont u dig threw the trash and
see, being all pissy. So of course im going to cause who knows what she threw away.
Anyways i find hangers, smoke alarms all kinds of shit. I yell saying i payed 20 bucks
for some gas detector cause she was worried about living in a place with a gas stove
and freaking out cause i always tell her to hang her cloths up instead of making a
mountain in the corner wich always gets the reply well i would if we had hangers.
i dont know wat it is but i think i just work on auto pilot cause without thinking i pick
up some shit of hers that she hasnt even touched in months(i know this cause im
always cleaning around the shit) and toss it in the trash. Well heres some shoes ive
been tripping over everyday when i come home that she never wears anymore
i pick em up and tossed em in the trash. Godam why is this coat still haning on this
chair, it hasnt been cold in a long time, i tossed it in the trash.
She then tells her sister "lets go" and leaves.
There goes the saterday she was going to clean...

godamn, why is the idea of cleaning for women, throwing everything away???

wish i had some weed right now im stressed.


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Re: Godamn Women! [Re: SubGen1us]
    #4678263 - 09/18/05 06:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

i didn't read all that but if i were u i'd start nailing the twin sister.


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Re: Godamn Women! [Re: SubGen1us]
    #4678283 - 09/18/05 06:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

yea, stick it in the twins poop tube


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OfflineTranceharper
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Registered: 09/17/05
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Re: Godamn Women! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4678417 - 09/18/05 07:25 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

O_o My sugestion :

Go Fishing, everyday , for a month , clean your catch in kitchen, but then tell her you have to go get something to go with fish for dinner, go to store, buy beer , and something to eat for dinner, return home, get drunk, eat dinner, and forget about the dead fish entrails in sink ... Women do have a cleaning fetish , but the fetish seems to involve other people cleaning ... -Tranceharper


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Re: Godamn Women! [Re: Tranceharper]
    #4678488 - 09/18/05 07:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Well i just kicked her out so that wont happen.
I got pissed and threw all her cloths, that where scatterd all over the floor outside on
the porch


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Re: Godamn Women! [Re: SubGen1us]
    #4678604 - 09/18/05 08:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Forever thankful to be single... -Tranceharper


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