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OfflineToTheSummit
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My pussy has no pussy!!
    #3533309 - 12/22/04 10:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I've have a cat who is about 11 years old.  My wife got this cat for me 9 years ago from a shelter.  She specifically asked for a female cat.  They said "Heres a 2 year old female and shes already been fixed."  OK says the wife and brings her home.

So now I've had this cat for almost a decade.  This cat has been to the vet many times for various things.  And when I got my second cat (an orphaned kitten who hadn't been weaned) this first cat even let the new kitten 'nurse' on it for the first couple of months (kinda acted as a replacement mother for the new kitten, even though it had no milk to give).

So today I had to take this cat to the vet again (routine shit).  The vet (who has seen this cat once before) takes it in the back room and comes back 5 minutes later with a puzzled look.  He says, "You might like to know...this cat is a male!"

WTF :eek:

The vet proceeds to tell me that its not all that uncommon for a case of mistaken sexual identity to happen with male cats after they've been fixed.  Unless you are specifically looking at those parts and paying attention it just not something you notice right off.  And its not like I really ever took the time to inspect my cat closely.  I would've noticed if there had ever been a visible penis or anything like that, but there never has.

So it turns out that the cat that my wife refers to as "daddys girl" is in fact "daddys boy".

I feel so confused!  I won't ever be able to stop referring to her (him :confused:) in female terms!


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3533318 - 12/22/04 10:26 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:rotfl:


haha, well, after you spade a male cat they might as well be female!! Don;t change it now or your cat will be dealing with serious identity crisis


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3533323 - 12/22/04 10:27 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

That's kinda traumatizing. You could look into a sex change operation for your cat.... :smirk:


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OfflineRonoS
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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3533525 - 12/22/04 11:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Imagine the cats surprise... :wink:


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OfflineThe_Surrealist
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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: Rono]
    #3533545 - 12/22/04 11:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's best if you don't inform the cat, it could be very disturbing for him mentally.


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OfflineK4Lic0
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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: The_Surrealist]
    #3533555 - 12/22/04 11:25 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, same kind of story for me.. we have a cat named Mr. Vivian


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: K4Lic0]
    #3533647 - 12/22/04 11:42 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

give the cat hormones.


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3533769 - 12/22/04 11:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Oh dude thats tragic ...i can feel your pain
You should have looked closer i did :tongue2:


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: zenmunk]
    #3533780 - 12/22/04 11:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Rofl? That's wierd. I really wouldn't know how to react if I found out my cat was a guy.

I guess just go with feels more comfortable for you. The cat's not gonna know, let's not be silly about it. If it feels wierd calling it a her, don't.


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3534054 - 12/23/04 01:02 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, you should rename your cat Jamie Lee Curtis!


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: MrBump]
    #3534070 - 12/23/04 01:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

lol!

Who cares though if you call it a her instead of a him, the cat doesn't know the difference.

(side note, jamie lee curtis is a genetic male and was born with testicles that were subsequently cut off and underwent a feminizing pubert due to a problem called androgen insensitivity disorder.)


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Re: My pussy has no pussy!! [Re: neuro]
    #3534135 - 12/23/04 01:23 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

thanks for clearing that up, i'd still hit it  :smirk:

jamie lee...not the cat.


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