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InvisibleBandersnatch
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant
    #7776117 - 12/19/07 12:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h6ByeoSmlUzSq7mytGzyf6Dq-GxgD8TK87IG0

So to add to the trashiness that the Spears family has already accumulated:

Jamie Lynn Spears Says She's Pregnant

NEW YORK (AP) — Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7776126 - 12/19/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

see this is why were arent evolving any more!


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7776145 - 12/19/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

There are many things I can put up with, but pre-marital sex just isn't one of them.

What makes people think they have the right to indulge in an act as old as life itself, and which is necessary for our survival, without the affirmation of some silly chump in a Church? Rot in hell, sinners.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7776154 - 12/19/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know man, some of those chumps wear funny hats and/or dresses. You know they mean business.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7776313 - 12/19/07 01:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i feel shitty for that kid

as they say tho ignorance is bliss


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7776418 - 12/19/07 03:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Man, 16 and done. Hopefully she won't have Brit babysit.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: whattheheck]
    #7777076 - 12/19/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha, her career is over.

i wonder how long it will be b4 she shaves her head?


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7777088 - 12/19/07 10:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Britney and Jamie Lynn's mom was in the middle of publishing a book about parenting, and today it was put on hold. LOL


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7777105 - 12/19/07 10:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

HELL yeah! :headbang:

i knew she was a fuckin slut!  i would rip that shit apart so good!


haha.  ohh those sixteenies.:drooling:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: thoughts]
    #7777117 - 12/19/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

...............who gives a fuck?


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: deadHead321]
    #7777124 - 12/19/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why did you click on this thread?

Obviously you give some kind of fuck


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7777146 - 12/19/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i want to fuck jamie lynn spears


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Atheist]
    #7777148 - 12/19/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think that's the fuck most people give about this


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7777160 - 12/19/07 10:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: whattheheck]
    #7777173 - 12/19/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

whattheheck said:
Man, 16 and done. Hopefully she won't have Brit babysit.




My thoughts exactly! :lol:  Or worse yet, Uncle Federline...


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Atheist]
    #7777261 - 12/19/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I want to fucker with anal beads up her ass/.:yesnod:

she need to do a porno.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: thoughts]
    #7777266 - 12/19/07 11:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oh fuck.  First in OTD now in the Pub.  :lame:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7777270 - 12/19/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

que?


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: thoughts]
    #7777278 - 12/19/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i hope shes into fisting. or dvda.:headbang:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Atheist]
    #7777553 - 12/19/07 12:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
i want to fuck jamie lynn spears





Mmmm mmmm. Sweeeeeeet Sixteen.

Like Brittany, back when she was hot.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7777565 - 12/19/07 12:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Actually if you look at the post dates, it was posted here first. Boo yah.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7777604 - 12/19/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Actually, if you look at the post times, it wasn't posted here first. Boo yah.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Atheist]
    #7777632 - 12/19/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

12/19/07 07:50 AM (OTD)
12/18/07 11:18 PM (The Pub)

Because the 19th comes before the 18th, right?


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7777684 - 12/19/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)


is it just me or does she have a gigantic head?


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: learningtofly]
    #7777699 - 12/19/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Is it just me or does the man behind her have NO head :eek:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7777705 - 12/19/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

he does nub you can see his hair


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: learningtofly]
    #7777717 - 12/19/07 01:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ah I thought her hoop earring was the back of his collar


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7778946 - 12/19/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i hope they both die in childbirth


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: indica]
    #7778963 - 12/19/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i hope you die in childbirth.:ooo:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: thoughts]
    #7778999 - 12/19/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol i love how she is telling people not to have premarital sex.

still id fuck her.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: thoughts]
    #7779011 - 12/19/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:crankey:


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: indica]
    #7779626 - 12/19/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



I wanted to post the most disturbing picture of her I could find. This was what I got after 10 minutes of looking.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: allreadyused]
    #7779643 - 12/19/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



Those boys are without a doubt two of the sweetest little bugs I've ever seen in my life. It's really a sad, sad shame the incredible amount of damage that's already been done. They are doomed. They have no chance at life and all they have is each other. It saddens me.

Now they're going to have an equally fucked up cousin. Le sigh.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: CherryBom]
    #7779650 - 12/19/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You can take the whore out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the whore.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: deadHead321]
    #7779941 - 12/19/07 11:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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deadHead321 said:
...............who gives a fuck?




x10

this is the problem with america today, I saw this on CNN earlier for fucks sake. A 16 year old famous persons sister is pregnant is some important national news evidently. What would have happened had I not known this, glad I watch the news....fuck

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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7779945 - 12/19/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why doesn't she just get a fucking abortion? I'm sure she has the money...


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: MorphMan]
    #7779956 - 12/19/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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MorphMan said:
Why doesn't she just get a fucking abortion? I'm sure she has the money...




it'd probably make alot of people hate her


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: learningtofly]
    #7780506 - 12/20/07 05:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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is it just me or does she have a gigantic head?




actually it looks like the photographer has some weird lens that makes the body look smaller and the face bigger - its just a weird angle. OoD


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7780524 - 12/20/07 06:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The movie "Idiocracy" was right. People who shouldn't be breeding are breeding excessively and people who are mature, level-headed, and stable aren't breeding.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7781246 - 12/20/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Oracle Of Delphi said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:

is it just me or does she have a gigantic head?




actually it looks like the photographer has some weird lens that makes the body look smaller and the face bigger - its just a weird angle. OoD




It kind of looks like they photoshopped her head from a different picture onto this one.
I predict she'll be in rehab by 20.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: allreadyused]
    #7781293 - 12/20/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Notice the woman in the black dress is also distorted.

The image has obviously been altered.


And yes, as we all knew, Idiocracy was right. I still tell people to rent that movie, watch the first three minutes, then return it. Or watch the rest, but it's the first three minutes that matter.

Would have been a fucking amazing story if they would have followed the lives of the first two families in the beginning.


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Re: Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant [Re: somebody041]
    #7781321 - 12/20/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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somebody041 said:
Quote:

MorphMan said:
Why doesn't she just get a fucking abortion? I'm sure she has the money...




it'd probably make alot of people hate her




Exactly why you let the tabloids come out with it first.


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