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four_winds
ne-se
Registered: 02/12/06
Posts: 382
Loc: steady
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5297305 - 02/13/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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without a doubt pussy. Pussy has the power
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Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297324 - 02/13/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
MisterMyco said: You should care about getting pussy.
Fuck that. Getting some random trim means nothing to me in the long run. I'd rather just wait until I find a girl who means more to me than just sex. Fuck your shallow standards about what people should and shouldn't. I'll do what I damn well please.
P.S.: Believe it or not, I have actually turned down pussy before.
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four_winds
ne-se
Registered: 02/12/06
Posts: 382
Loc: steady
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
#5297331 - 02/13/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, I found shallow sex really isn't all that great. But sometimes when you just feel like fucking, you need to seek it out. We need sex to be healthy. and not sex with a man or woman, self pleasure works great.!
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Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: four_winds]
#5297358 - 02/13/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sure, I masturbate every now and then when I need some release, or just have trouble sleeping, but my sex drive doesn't really drive me to go out and seek sex. Sometimes when I hang out with my friends I actually get annoyed at how hung up they are on sex, when just trying to have a good time hanging out.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5297494 - 02/13/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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For the first time in a few years beer is my pussy this Valentines Day. She treats me good and doesn't talk back. I can fuck her all night and she doesn't get tired. The cans keep on crackin' with no complaints.
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HippieChick
Chicks can do it too!


Registered: 02/20/05
Posts: 5,958
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 3 years, 13 days
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Pussy 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
-------------------- Peace,Love and Happiness HC Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.............. I LUV My Greenhouse http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5545848#5545848 My First Pans http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6212058#6212058
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Bah humbug.
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HippieChick
Chicks can do it too!


Registered: 02/20/05
Posts: 5,958
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 3 years, 13 days
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Happy Balentine's Day , lol
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
-------------------- Peace,Love and Happiness HC Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.............. I LUV My Greenhouse http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5545848#5545848 My First Pans http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6212058#6212058
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Helge
PsilocybinFlightSpecialist


Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 1,180
Loc: International Waters
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Yeah, fuck waiting... Pussy is amazing, I mean shit, if your here at the shroomery, probably doing various goodies(shrooms, x, fry), ya might as well be out tagging some chick from behind... Its all good fun!
Just giving ya shit man, no hard feelings... I just don't know what id do without it, well besides spank it 10 times a day. Whats the fun in that? -Helge
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SouthPArk
C'est La Vie


Registered: 05/11/05
Posts: 740
Loc: SouthPArk
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Helge]
#5635865 - 05/16/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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way to bring up an old topic....
geeez.... 
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Helge
PsilocybinFlightSpecialist


Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 1,180
Loc: International Waters
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5637037 - 05/16/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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What about beer in pussy?
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PsychdlcMes3
dirk


Registered: 03/18/03
Posts: 514
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Helge]
#5637089 - 05/16/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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BOTH
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Jfisher
fungusaficionado


Registered: 05/24/05
Posts: 1,093
Loc: Sealand
Last seen: 14 years, 9 months
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Yeah, but that beer has less than .5% abv. You've done a good job at serving both beer and pussy at the same time, but the pussy has tainted the beer. You've got pussy beer.
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drtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008



Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 2,961
Loc: Ontario, Canada
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Jfisher]
#5637159 - 05/16/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hilarious stuff
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