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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: mikeytro]
#7981798 - 02/05/08 09:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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mikeytro said: I just killed a spider in my room with a lighter and feel remorseful
I turn a can of duster upside down and freeze them to death. It appears more painful.
Having more than 4 legs makes things deserve to die by default.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: stefan]
#7981925 - 02/05/08 09:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In Holland there are no dangerous spiders as far as I know. If you are used to handling tarantulas you could probably handle most domestic spiders, but if you go about it slightly wrongly theres a good chance they'll attempt to bite you.
Those Giant House Spiders will actually raise their forelimbs in an aggressive pose at you.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Asante]
#7981938 - 02/05/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Those Giant House Spiders will actually raise their forelimbs in an aggressive pose at you.
I won't lie, I'd scream and jump like a little kid.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Robo]
#7981941 - 02/05/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You guys haven't experienced terror until you've been face to face with the CAMEL CRICKET! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn...

This beast crawled out of satan's ass and ascended from hell and is NOT fun to have in your house. First of all, they're ugly as fuck and will just perch sideways on a wall staring at you, giving you creepy vibes the whole time you're in the room with "it". Second, these bastards jump...HIGH. I've seen them reach my eye level and I'm nearly 6'2"! Third, and by far the worst of all, if you try to kill one they don't try to jump away from you and make an escape. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS JUMP TOWARD YOU! Usually landing on your clothes and prompting a few frantic moments of mad swatting and girly screams. It's like they know they scare you!
Fuckin' camel crickets
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ever seen the movie the thing
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Robo]
#7981960 - 02/05/08 09:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Holy tittyfucking christ! That thing is perfect nightmare fodder.
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If you've ever seen that part of the thing you will be freaked out of anything with spider legs forever
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I just killed a spider in my room with a lighter and feel remorseful
Good. You should feel like shit, you fuckin murderer!!
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You guys haven't experienced terror until you've been face to face with the CAMEL CRICKET! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn...
Oh my god. My house is infested with those. I'm not even kidding.
God they haunt me... I've been walking around my room minding my own business just doing menial tasks, when I look down and see that mother fucking cave cricket on my pants and I fucking freak out.
*shudder*
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Robo]
#7981989 - 02/05/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Omni said:

ever seen the movie the thing
That really doesn't look the least bit bothersome, and I'm afraid of spiders.
Though there were very similar things in Doom 3 that just bugged me like hell.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: manyc]
#7982017 - 02/05/08 10:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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God they haunt me... I've been walking around my room minding my own business just doing menial tasks, when I look down and see that mother fucking cave cricket on my pants and I fucking freak out.
Yeah, what the shit is up with those things? They know they have the upper hand over you and that humans are scared of them. Bugs don't usually bother me but this things are in a whole different league. Ever try to kill one of them? They don't have any of it and really give you a run for your money. It's like they have nothing to lose...totally fearless.
Mikeytro, try and kill one of those things and I guarantee you will REALLY feel like a pussy. Guaranteed you'll be locked in a battle of wits with a creature 1/1000 your size and it'll make you flee from the room in terror squealing like a schoolgirl.
I've lost many battles against this beast.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Konnrade]
#7982020 - 02/05/08 10:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats a toy. I couldn't find an actual screenshot from the movie.
It would freak you out
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Robo]
#7982026 - 02/05/08 10:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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and it makes horrible shrieking sounds
Im downloading the thing right now I'll upload a screenshot of the actual spider thing when its done
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Robo]
#7982049 - 02/05/08 10:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Omni said: Thats a toy. I couldn't find an actual screenshot from the movie.
It would freak you out
Is this it?
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: mikeytro]
#7982068 - 02/05/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hell yeah I try to kill them. My girlfriend insists on it. I am the cricket slayer... but they ARE so fuckin' elusive!! Even with a big ass shoe.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: Konnrade]
#7982078 - 02/05/08 10:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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nah thats not it. The one I'm thinking of is the one that grows out of that one.
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: manyc]
#7982079 - 02/05/08 10:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I am the cricket slayer... but they ARE so fuckin' elusive!! Even with a big ass shoe.
If you aren't already you will soon become a samurai ninja with the shoe. You'll be able to hit small moving targets from all the way across the room at the drop of a dime 
Best of luck in besting the camel cricket!
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Re: I must be turning into a pussy... [Re: mikeytro]
#7982154 - 02/05/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i would say that you were a pussy if you killed a non-poisonous spider out of fear..
..just because you are scared of it.
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