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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Thrasher420x]
    #5290511 - 02/12/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah pretty much so.. o well.. we're getting a hotel room tuesday night.. that should be fun


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OfflineBobnasty
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290512 - 02/12/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Get to know the grandma.

Well either way you were screwed. :cool:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290514 - 02/12/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

will a camera be involved?  :naughty:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: eligal]
    #5290519 - 02/12/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

oo the grandma is fine with me coming over and shit.. just not at 1:00am on a booty call.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290523 - 02/12/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMyco said:
two years??? did your dick fall off



Actually, some of us don't need sex to survive.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5290525 - 02/12/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i couldnt go 2 years without sex.. im pretty sure id have a wet dream every night.. althou until reccently i was on a 5 month drought, that shit sucked


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290531 - 02/12/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy beats beer any day of the week.

Btw, I never knew there were so many people here from Grand Rapids.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Redstorm]
    #5296843 - 02/13/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a 6 pack of pussy


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296874 - 02/13/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
Quote:

MisterMyco said:
two years??? did your dick fall off



Actually, some of us don't need sex to survive.




Without sex, the collective we wouldn't survive.

By the way, if you aren't 40 years old or enlightened and you utter that, it means you lack game and aren't even trying. You can say that you've got standards and such, but you are jacking off four times a day when you should be getting laid.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5296893 - 02/13/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Whatever. Who are you to say I "should" be getting laid? I'll meet the right woman someday. I don't care much about fucking random chicks. If I meet one woman who's perfect for me, then that's all I need. Sex just isn't a big deal to me. If it was, I'd be out there trying to get some right now.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5296896 - 02/13/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have a new appreciation after brewing my own beer... But I'd say both are equally good in their own right.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296902 - 02/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

keep tellin yourself that tiger


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296907 - 02/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I've found over the years that a mentality like that will never get you anywhere. You may find the right woman everywhere, but unless you work towards each and everyone, they won't feel the same about you.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297207 - 02/13/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMyco said:
keep tellin yourself that tiger



I don't need to tell myself anything, because I don't care, and if getting laid means having a childish, condescending attitude like yours, then I'd rather be celibate.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297220 - 02/13/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sure ya would. Go masturbate to your 28gigs of porn and tell yourself you like it more than sex, and that the right woman will bang on your door any minute with lips ready for suckin and a belly hungry for sprem.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5297224 - 02/13/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

pussy is better than all drugs and alcohol...


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297260 - 02/13/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I actually don't masturbate that much. Sex just isn't something I think about very often.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297265 - 02/13/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Do you have lots of cats at your moms house?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297273 - 02/13/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No, actually we have no pets. What does that have to do with anything?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297293 - 02/13/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You should care about getting pussy. It's entirely natural and normal. Some guys I've known were acting as if they were turning down pussy all day. If you were, then I could give you some respect for it. However, not ever even having the chance doesn't mean you are abstaining, it means you are avoiding.


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