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SouthPArk
C'est La Vie


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Beer Or Pussy?
#5290111 - 02/11/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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the age old question, what is better, beer or pussy? here are the facts
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy.
The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.
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Banez
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5290117 - 02/11/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol that shit is funny as hell.. i have to agree
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eligal
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5290168 - 02/11/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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it stars saddam
Satan

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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5290169 - 02/11/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Trashy.
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Phoshaman
Litteringannnnddddd?


Registered: 06/01/99
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BEER.
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CubensisCutter
mycologist


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Phoshaman]
#5290238 - 02/11/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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PUSSY
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thats right cubes in december bitches
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Bobnasty
Just AppreciateNature


Registered: 01/22/06
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Definitely Pussy
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Banez
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
#5290246 - 02/11/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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beer is harder for me to get right now.. pussy is soo easy to come by in my neck of the woods.. soo many sluts around here
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Anonymous
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5290259 - 02/11/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.
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Bobnasty
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
#5290271 - 02/11/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pussy wins all the battles between Beer
But go down to the old pub instead
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
#5290276 - 02/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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pussy
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CubensisCutter
mycologist


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
#5290284 - 02/11/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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paradis said: Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.
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thats right cubes in december bitches
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browndustin
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Quote:
CubensisCutter said:
Quote:
paradis said: Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.
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Bobnasty
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What are you underage?
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Bobnasty
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
#5290305 - 02/11/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What are you underage or something?
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eligal
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Registered: 05/25/05
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Loc: California
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
#5290312 - 02/11/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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im underage... im 19...
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Banez
Stranger


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
#5290314 - 02/11/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hmm i think ur addressing me.. ill pretend that u are.. yeah im 19 years old.. i know a couple of people who buy me beer, but that costs money... whereas there a about 6 girls i could call right now and fuck
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Banez
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
#5290328 - 02/11/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later
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Freeker
jackaroe

Registered: 02/09/05
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
#5290331 - 02/11/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah I bet
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eligal
Noobie


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
#5290335 - 02/11/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
OHSBrave06 said: speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later
uhm, he meant beer right?
right?
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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