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OfflineSouthPArk
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Beer Or Pussy?
    #5290111 - 02/11/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

the age old question, what is better, beer or pussy? here are the facts

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290117 - 02/11/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol that shit is funny as hell.. i have to agree


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290168 - 02/11/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290169 - 02/11/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Trashy.


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OfflinePhoshaman
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5290177 - 02/11/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

BEER.


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OfflineCubensisCutter
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5290238 - 02/11/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

PUSSY


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5290245 - 02/11/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Definitely Pussy


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290246 - 02/11/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

beer is harder for me to get right now.. pussy is soo easy to come by in my neck of the woods.. soo many sluts around here


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290259 - 02/11/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
    #5290271 - 02/11/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy wins all the battles between Beer

But go down to the old pub instead


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290276 - 02/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

pussy


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OfflineCubensisCutter
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
    #5290284 - 02/11/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

paradis said:
Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.




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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5290293 - 02/11/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CubensisCutter said:
Quote:

paradis said:
Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.







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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: browndustin]
    #5290303 - 02/11/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What are you underage?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290305 - 02/11/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What are you underage or something?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290312 - 02/11/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

im underage... im 19... :frown:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290314 - 02/11/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

hmm i think ur addressing me.. ill pretend that u are.. yeah im 19 years old.. i know a couple of people who buy me beer, but that costs money... whereas there a about 6 girls i could call right now and fuck


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290328 - 02/11/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290331 - 02/11/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah I bet


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290335 - 02/11/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later




uhm, he meant beer right?


right?


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