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OfflineSouthPArk
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Beer Or Pussy?
    #5290111 - 02/11/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

the age old question, what is better, beer or pussy? here are the facts

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290117 - 02/11/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol that shit is funny as hell.. i have to agree


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290168 - 02/11/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290169 - 02/11/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Trashy.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5290177 - 02/11/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

BEER.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5290238 - 02/11/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

PUSSY


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5290245 - 02/11/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Definitely Pussy


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290246 - 02/11/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

beer is harder for me to get right now.. pussy is soo easy to come by in my neck of the woods.. soo many sluts around here


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290259 - 02/11/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
    #5290271 - 02/11/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy wins all the battles between Beer

But go down to the old pub instead


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290276 - 02/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

pussy


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Anonymous]
    #5290284 - 02/11/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

paradis said:
Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.




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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5290293 - 02/11/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CubensisCutter said:
Quote:

paradis said:
Pussy wins hands down, only a faggot wouldn't know that.







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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: browndustin]
    #5290303 - 02/11/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What are you underage?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290305 - 02/11/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What are you underage or something?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290312 - 02/11/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

im underage... im 19... :frown:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290314 - 02/11/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

hmm i think ur addressing me.. ill pretend that u are.. yeah im 19 years old.. i know a couple of people who buy me beer, but that costs money... whereas there a about 6 girls i could call right now and fuck


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290328 - 02/11/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290331 - 02/11/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah I bet


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290335 - 02/11/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
speaking of which.. im going to get me some right now.. lol.. see u guys later




uhm, he meant beer right?


right?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290345 - 02/11/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
whereas there a about 6 girls i could call right now and fuck




We usually call those "hookers", or "call girls"


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: DNKYD]
    #5290347 - 02/11/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The Mitten. YES


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290370 - 02/11/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Indeed, the mitten.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: DNKYD]
    #5290383 - 02/11/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Grand Rapids


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290399 - 02/11/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

D-Town


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: DNKYD]
    #5290434 - 02/11/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I was in D-town last weekend for the Kid Rock concert. :thumbup:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290443 - 02/11/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Bobnasty said:
Grand Rapids




I Got some pussy in Grand Rapids tonight.... in the parkin lot of Cheers!!!

:smile:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: kindkesey]
    #5290448 - 02/11/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sweet


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290454 - 02/11/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It was "sweet" indeed!!!!

:thumbup:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290462 - 02/11/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I was i D-town last weekend for the Kid Rock concert. :thumbup:




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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Thrasher420x]
    #5290473 - 02/11/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ya it was the bomb.  Smoke alot of weed at the Joe also. :gethigh:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290474 - 02/11/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I drink beer all the time. I haven't had any pussy in two years. I'll take the pussy.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5290483 - 02/12/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

two years??? did your dick fall off


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290490 - 02/12/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah well i tried to get some pussy but her grandma was a complete cock block.. she woke up when i was sneaking in my gf's window.. that shit sucked ass


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290493 - 02/12/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Better luck next time


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290500 - 02/12/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah no shit.. it sucked ass.. 20 min drive each way also


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290501 - 02/12/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What about the front door?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5290503 - 02/12/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
I drink beer all the time.  I haven't had any pussy in two years.  I'll take the pussy.




yea man, i hear yea, been around 2 years for me too :crying:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Bobnasty]
    #5290507 - 02/12/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Bobnasty said:
What about the front door?




shes 17 and lives with just her grandma.. if i tried to just walk in id be soo screwed


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290509 - 02/12/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
Quote:

Bobnasty said:
What about the front door?




shes 17 and lives with just her grandma.. if i tried to just walk in id be soo screwed




Looks like you got screwed either way.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Thrasher420x]
    #5290511 - 02/12/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah pretty much so.. o well.. we're getting a hotel room tuesday night.. that should be fun


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290512 - 02/12/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Get to know the grandma.

Well either way you were screwed. :cool:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Banez]
    #5290514 - 02/12/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

will a camera be involved?  :naughty:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: eligal]
    #5290519 - 02/12/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

oo the grandma is fine with me coming over and shit.. just not at 1:00am on a booty call.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290523 - 02/12/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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two years??? did your dick fall off



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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5290525 - 02/12/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i couldnt go 2 years without sex.. im pretty sure id have a wet dream every night.. althou until reccently i was on a 5 month drought, that shit sucked


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5290531 - 02/12/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy beats beer any day of the week.

Btw, I never knew there were so many people here from Grand Rapids.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Redstorm]
    #5296843 - 02/13/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a 6 pack of pussy


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296874 - 02/13/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Quote:

MisterMyco said:
two years??? did your dick fall off



Actually, some of us don't need sex to survive.




Without sex, the collective we wouldn't survive.

By the way, if you aren't 40 years old or enlightened and you utter that, it means you lack game and aren't even trying. You can say that you've got standards and such, but you are jacking off four times a day when you should be getting laid.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5296893 - 02/13/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Whatever. Who are you to say I "should" be getting laid? I'll meet the right woman someday. I don't care much about fucking random chicks. If I meet one woman who's perfect for me, then that's all I need. Sex just isn't a big deal to me. If it was, I'd be out there trying to get some right now.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5296896 - 02/13/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have a new appreciation after brewing my own beer... But I'd say both are equally good in their own right.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296902 - 02/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

keep tellin yourself that tiger


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5296907 - 02/13/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I've found over the years that a mentality like that will never get you anywhere. You may find the right woman everywhere, but unless you work towards each and everyone, they won't feel the same about you.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297207 - 02/13/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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keep tellin yourself that tiger



I don't need to tell myself anything, because I don't care, and if getting laid means having a childish, condescending attitude like yours, then I'd rather be celibate.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297220 - 02/13/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sure ya would. Go masturbate to your 28gigs of porn and tell yourself you like it more than sex, and that the right woman will bang on your door any minute with lips ready for suckin and a belly hungry for sprem.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5297224 - 02/13/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

pussy is better than all drugs and alcohol...


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297260 - 02/13/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I actually don't masturbate that much. Sex just isn't something I think about very often.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297265 - 02/13/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Do you have lots of cats at your moms house?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297273 - 02/13/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No, actually we have no pets. What does that have to do with anything?


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297293 - 02/13/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You should care about getting pussy. It's entirely natural and normal. Some guys I've known were acting as if they were turning down pussy all day. If you were, then I could give you some respect for it. However, not ever even having the chance doesn't mean you are abstaining, it means you are avoiding.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5297305 - 02/13/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

without a doubt pussy. Pussy has the power


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297324 - 02/13/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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You should care about getting pussy.



Fuck that. Getting some random trim means nothing to me in the long run. I'd rather just wait until I find a girl who means more to me than just sex. Fuck your shallow standards about what people should and shouldn't. I'll do what I damn well please.

P.S.: Believe it or not, I have actually turned down pussy before.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5297331 - 02/13/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I found shallow sex really isn't all that great. But sometimes when you just feel like fucking, you need to seek it out. We need sex to be healthy. and not sex with a man or woman, self pleasure works great.!


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: four_winds]
    #5297358 - 02/13/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sure, I masturbate every now and then when I need some release, or just have trouble sleeping, but my sex drive doesn't really drive me to go out and seek sex. Sometimes when I hang out with my friends I actually get annoyed at how hung up they are on sex, when just trying to have a good time hanging out.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5297494 - 02/13/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

For the first time in a few years beer is my pussy this Valentines Day. She treats me good and doesn't talk back. I can fuck her all night and she doesn't get tired. The cans keep on crackin' with no complaints. :wink:


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5297515 - 02/13/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pussy  :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: HippieChick]
    #5297535 - 02/13/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Bah humbug. :evil:

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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5297561 - 02/13/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Happy Balentine's Day , lol

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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: HippieChick]
    #5635662 - 05/15/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, fuck waiting... Pussy is amazing, I mean shit, if your here at the shroomery, probably doing various goodies(shrooms, x, fry), ya might as well be out tagging some chick from behind... Its all good fun!

Just giving ya shit man, no hard feelings... I just don't know what id do without it, well besides spank it 10 times a day. Whats the fun in that?
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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Helge]
    #5635865 - 05/16/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

way to bring up an old topic....

geeez.... :grin:



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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5637037 - 05/16/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What about beer in pussy?



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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Helge]
    #5637089 - 05/16/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

BOTH


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: PsychdlcMes3]
    #5637125 - 05/16/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, but that beer has less than .5% abv. You've done a good job at serving both beer and pussy at the same time, but the pussy has tainted the beer. You've got pussy beer.


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Re: Beer Or Pussy? [Re: Jfisher]
    #5637159 - 05/16/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hilarious stuff


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