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curious4
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the Bible in one sentence *DELETED*
#3516259 - 12/18/04 03:17 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post deleted by curious4Reason for deletion: ?
Edited by curious4 (12/18/04 03:30 AM)
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CaptainJailew
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Re: the Bible in one sentence LOL. [Re: curious4]
#3516270 - 12/18/04 03:26 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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hilarious.
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curious4
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sorry i put the lol at the end because no it is not hilarious.(i removed the "LOL")
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zahudulallah
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3516946 - 12/18/04 11:13 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did you enter the LOL in the first places^
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Moonshoe
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3517024 - 12/18/04 11:53 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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i dislike this post
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: Moonshoe]
#3517104 - 12/18/04 12:31 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't really get what you mean
But I think when people find out about something truly mind blowing they tend to break out into hysteric laughter (think of the first time you took mushrooms)
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3517579 - 12/18/04 04:02 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
curious4 said: the forbidden fruit is thought and the mark of the beast is action based on thought not feeling.
That didn't even sum up 1/10 of the bible.
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The Bible in one sentence? I will refer to a Gza track for this one, as it fits quite well: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. Now that does not mean the ONLY instructions, but just a set of instructions that conveys the same BASIC message found within all other sets of instructions.
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Moonshoe
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"That didn't even sum up 1/10 of the bible. "
lol one tenth? are you joking me? that wasnt even .1 percent
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3517902 - 12/18/04 06:08 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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curious4 said: the Bible in one sentence
Please good sir, do not do this, it is inherently flawed.
Language is so lacking as it is, for one to try and limit him/her-self to one sentence to sum up pages and pages of writing is quite ridiculous.
That one sentence is going to have over an infinite number of meanings in the minds of different perceivers.
Language is a flawed means of communication, where translation of thought-to-word obscures meaning, and where connotation rules in this separated-world that we experience.
I hope you know what I mean.
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Re: the Bible in one sentence *DELETED* [Re: Teragon]
#3518335 - 12/18/04 08:40 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3518393 - 12/18/04 09:05 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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I do love you. You are good willed my friend.
I only wanted to make clear the fact that language is flawed...it leaves too much out. To describe a lot of language with a little language is inherently flawed. That was all.
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ld50negative1
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3518394 - 12/18/04 09:06 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you want to get right down to it this would sum up the mesage of the bible. Man can not save himself from his failure without Jesus. And that's what's important.. none of it's about the nit-picky details that people like to use to point fingers, it's the message. The rest of the bible is a guideline by which to live a good life by.
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curious4
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yes.
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jux
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: curious4]
#3519868 - 12/19/04 09:37 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha! I can condence the bible into 2 WORDS ....
love everyone
You ain't got nuttin on me
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: jux]
#3520242 - 12/19/04 11:43 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can beat you all. The Bible in one word: Slack.
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: Sclorch]
#3520319 - 12/19/04 12:11 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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The bible in no words. " ".
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: Sclorch]
#3522701 - 12/19/04 10:57 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Join the spaz church of macho irony!
Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE -- overnight!
We REBEL against the alien JEHOVAH 1 and yet PLACATE Him at the same time that He might not smite us with nuclear war, a worldwide economic disaster or hostile UFOS.
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: Phluck]
#3522789 - 12/19/04 11:39 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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cool! pass that collection plate this way.
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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: MrBump]
#3522834 - 12/19/04 11:56 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hmmm. I don't have any money . .. will the deed to my house suffice?
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