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OfflineRaiseTheDead
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Re: the Bible in one sentence *DELETED* [Re: curious4]
    #11931816 - 01/30/10 07:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: the Bible in one sentence *DELETED* [Re: RaiseTheDead]
    #11931884 - 01/30/10 07:35 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Puppet alert.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: the Bible in one sentence *DELETED* [Re: Icelander]
    #11946028 - 02/02/10 01:53 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

This is the best part of The Bible:

"Mah See! Im gonna build a material universe seee!! MaH! Then big profits see! yea mahh big profits for God see!! Mah!" ~Pre-Genesis 0:0


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Re: the Bible in one sentence [Re: ld50negative1]
    #11946234 - 02/02/10 03:57 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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curious4 said:
the forbidden fruit is thought and the mark of the beast is action based on thought not feeling.




I think the forbidden fruit is judgement (having the balls to think that your feelings represent the value of things) and the mark of the beast is some electronic money system.


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