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Pat Bateman, VP
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things said in the culture popular
#3309952 - 11/02/04 03:24 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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would like to hear y'alls favortite FUNNY pop culture quotes. not in a serious mood, need a chuckle. particularly fond of animated hilarity (ATHF, Simpsons, Family Guy) retarded political quotes (bushisms) whole-heartedly encouraged!
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
Edited by intelligentsia (11/03/04 09:03 PM)
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
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Debbie - "What book do you have?" Sparks - "A modest proposal" Debbie - "Whats it about?" Sparks = "Eating babies."
sealab.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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Hendostan
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Mr. Burns: The heart is the strongest of all human muscles. Homer: What about the wiener?
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nonoman
ambassador
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"I like stealin, I like takin' things" - Sung by Bender
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Pat Bateman, VP
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Re: Quotations [Re: nonoman]
#3310267 - 11/02/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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i forgot to mention sealab
i am so ashamed, that's among my top five shows ever
christ that's some classic shit
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
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Pat Bateman, VP
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"you know what they call a quater-pounder with cheese in paris?....."
"you know, i went to the McDonalds over in shelbyville last week...."
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
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lukeboots
fresh futuristic
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"yeah moe, that team sure did suck last night. they were the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever did suck... oh, sorry, my stupid weiner kids are listening."
"we're not weiners!"
"oh yeah? then why are you wearing those outfits?"
-------------------- funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey
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GnuBobo
Frilly Cuffs Extraordinaire
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"Would you blame the children for laughin'?" KITH
-------------------- Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!
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Scratcher
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Re: Quotations [Re: GnuBobo]
#3317304 - 11/03/04 09:28 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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'First you didn't want me to get the pony, now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!' -Homer
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baraka
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"FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING WORKS IN THE FUTURE"
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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Boom
just a tester
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: baraka]
#3317373 - 11/03/04 09:39 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Great...I don't have to cook dinner!"
"Lois, why don't you cook something up anyway, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
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BillytheKid
Forgeddaboudit!
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: Boom]
#3317482 - 11/03/04 09:59 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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"this town is like a great big pussy, just waiting to get fucked" -Scarface.
-------------------- Bingo!
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Todcasil
rogue DMT elf
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: BillytheKid]
#3317535 - 11/03/04 10:06 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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im a cucumber, im a cumber, im a cumumber,
PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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phalloidin
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: Todcasil]
#3317815 - 11/03/04 11:06 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Look at him Smithers, strutting around like he's the cock of the town, I TELL YOU HE'S COCK NOTHING!!
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druqks46
its dat woowoo
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: phalloidin]
#3318804 - 11/04/04 07:47 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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"lets take the meatbridge!" -meatwad.
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Hendostan
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: druqks46]
#3319872 - 11/04/04 12:59 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Marge: Lisa, that crayon could be anywhere Homer: (crashes through window) Who wants lottery tickets!! Marge: Oh lord, it's in in his brain.
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Pat Bateman, VP
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Re: things said in the culture popular [Re: Hendostan]
#3324916 - 11/05/04 02:41 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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such classicness
keep sendin', i need the hilarity, i crave for it nightly
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
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Pathos
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"your music is bad and you should feel bad." -zoidberg
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