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Coffee Talk with Lucifer
    #3299232 - 10/31/04 12:26 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Soooooooo,

If you could sit down and have a cup of coffee and some conversation with Lucifer, what would you ask him or want to say to him? :drinkcoffee: :satansmoking:


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299245 - 10/31/04 12:30 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Am I on... THE LIST??



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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3299285 - 10/31/04 12:41 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd tell him that he is a whack MC, straight up


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299377 - 10/31/04 12:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd ask him why he's so pissed off all the time. He should get high and chill out.


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3299384 - 10/31/04 12:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

would you get stoned with him?


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299387 - 10/31/04 12:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

fuck yeah.


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299390 - 10/31/04 01:00 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd ask if he ever gets tired of being blamed for everything.


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3299394 - 10/31/04 01:01 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd grab his hand and tell him I'm truly thankful I am for all his eternal suffering to provide us with a meaningful existence, and I'd mention how under appreciated he is. Big fucking deal if Jesus suffered for a few days or whatever on a cross, he now has everybody preaching him and he's kicking it up in heaven. Lucifer is eternally suffering so that we can believe in Jesus and we can be good and have a reason to worship God.

You're simply playing your role.


Thank you Lucifer


Edited by CrispyInfidel (10/31/04 01:02 AM)


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299427 - 10/31/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd bring a gun and force him to give me oral sex

but nobody would believe me


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299429 - 10/31/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd try to get some cool powers.

all he wants is my eternal soul, right? what's that compared to x-ray vision!


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: recalcitrant]
    #3299436 - 10/31/04 01:15 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd beg from crack rocks!


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: CrispyInfidel]
    #3299444 - 10/31/04 01:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CrispyInfidel said:
I'd grab his hand and tell him I'm truly thankful I am for all his eternal suffering to provide us with a meaningful existence, and I'd mention how under appreciated he is. Big fucking deal if Jesus suffered for a few days or whatever on a cross, he now has everybody preaching him and he's kicking it up in heaven. Lucifer is eternally suffering so that we can believe in Jesus and we can be good and have a reason to worship God.

You're simply playing your role.


Thank you Lucifer




:thumbup:


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: Source]
    #3299447 - 10/31/04 01:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'd piss on him... You know a golden shower


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299474 - 10/31/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Actually I've done it.  My buddy (oh let's call him Joe)...Joe frequently becomes Satan when I'm shroomin' and I become Christ.  Usually I would find our roles pretty interchangeable -- Christ and Anti-Christ.  We talk about the next universe we are going to create and how our polarities will interact.  Oh, but we have to switch roles before we do.  He's new to being Satan this time around.  :laugh:

I think I told him (Joe/Satan) once (in true Christ-like fashion) something like, "I'm gonna piss on your head".


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: michotim002]
    #3299480 - 10/31/04 01:29 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Holy cow michotim002! I was writing my last post while you posted 'I'd piss on him' so I didn't see it till I was done. Well, like I said, that's what I told him.


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299569 - 10/31/04 01:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

"Lucifer" is just another aspect of God.


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3299602 - 10/31/04 01:06 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

shh.. you'll give it away too soon


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: Shroomism]
    #3299627 - 10/31/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ahhhhh DAMNIT! You guys ruined it!


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3299642 - 10/31/04 01:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

"You know, Lucifer, you've got vampires, haven't you? Why didn't you attack Christ with vampires back in the day? I mean, what the hell, Satan, man: you done fucked up there. A vampire son of God would be fuckin sweet... he totally would rock God's house with his Wu Tang style." :crazy2:


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Re: Coffee Talk with Lucifer [Re: TinTree]
    #3299677 - 10/31/04 01:26 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i'd say. "holy shit, i'm talking to an imaginary being" then i'd go take some xanax and try to get some sleep.


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