First i must say this befor i post some of the wierdest shit that has happedned to me. i must say that this site kicks ass...infact, this site kicks MY ASS...that is all, now on with the show.
i remember the day like it was yesterday, and what a day it was. in my home town we have is festaval called "The Arts & Jazz fest" it is the best thing in the world. in this huge (and when i say huge i mean HUGE) park a few miles from my house they hold it. there are all these cool walk ways and hiding places. one of the coolest things is they have this bridge going across this little strem thing, its so cool. but it gets alot better, during the jazz fest they put up about 80-100 food/crafts stands and theres this buliding right in the center that they turn into a art gallary. sounds like a cool place to trip already dosent it? its much, mcuh better then that even. the put six stages all ovet the fucking place, anywere you walk you can hear some real grovey music, and it still gets better. this fest is THREE fucking days long day and night. throw in about 1000 people and you got a party. THIS WAS THE BEST TRIP OF MY LIFE.
now that you know the situation I'll get on with my story. i just woke up on a saterday morning at around 8:30. got out of bed a got ready for the second day of the fest. i dident go the night befor but thats ok i dicided to make it up today. as i got my sorry ass to the car to pick up a fraind of mine (we'll call him J) so we could go to the fest together, i thought "some shrooms would make a great breakfast." thinking about it wheal driving to my frainds house made my mouth water. when i picked him up the first thing i said was "SHRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMSSS!" he looked at me funny and said "what the fuck are you on and give me some." i told him that i wanted to do some shrooms so badly that if i didnt get any i would do the pepe dance little kids do. so we talked about that on the drive over there and it is such a good thing that i have a good fraind that lives across the street from the park becaus the closest parking was a about a mile walk. we said hellow to my fraind Tiff (the one's house we parked at) and asked her if she wanted to do some shrooms with us, and who turns down shrooms. she was all sleepy eyed and when i asked her she woke right up. me and Tiff got all bouncy and shit, so gitty at just the thought. J had never done them befor so he didnt know what all the fuss was about, his mind was changed by the end of the day. Tiff said that her boyfraind (who i am also frainds with) was coming over in a bit and we hade to wate for him befor we could get any, because he had to throw down some cash to. we wated, and wated, and wated, totaly bumming the mood, finaly he came it was already fucken 11:00. we were so glade to see him but so pissed off because the jazz fest had been going on and we were missing it. so any way i called my dealer and asked for some little flowers of god. he told me he was boged down with customers, he said he would be at Tiffs house in two hours or so. so to pass the time Tiffs boyfraind (who we'll call D) pulled out some good ol' Marry Jane and Tiff got some winecoolers from the fridge. we chilled out in the house for the next two hours, drank some, smoked a few bowls. finaly there was a DING-DONG from the front door. we all jumped up running for the door "there here, there here" opening the door there they were. he came in for a sec he said he had alot more house calls so he couldnt stay. we waved bye without looking up from the kitchen table. they were so prity, in there little bagie, almost to prity to eat. but we did anyway. the three of us split an Oz. and J, sence it was his first time, got two grams. we chewed them up and went out to the party. as we walked to to fair grounds we all just randomly started laughing, i could tell it was starting to hit us all at the same time. by the time we got to the fest i could feel this lightness in my legs and in my arms. i told J to stick close to me and i would take care of him. we all walked around the grounds for about 20 min laughing our heads off. my stomic hurt but i didnt care, i was laughing to hard. me and J walked up in front of Tiff and D and i remeamber looking over at J and he was staring at his shoulder, he said something about a kitty cat. (later i would see what he ment by kitty cat) as i looked behind us is saw that Tiff and D were gone. i said very loudly "were the fuck did they go." i dont think any one realy heard me because of the music that was playing but i felt like people were looking at me, it made me feel uncomfterbal. that ended when J sudenly said "Hey dude look over there" i wiped my head up and i saw these weird orbs floting around one of the booths.(which i latter learned they were these cool metal craft things that were being sold ant that booth) me and J both stop in our tracks and watched them puls for what seemed like forever. we slowly began to move closer and i reached out to touch one and befor i could J turned and shouted "Kitty!" and started to run off. i was surprised and i ran after him. after a short sprint he bent down and picked somthing up. we started to walk again and i swear there was a kitty in his arms, he was caring it like a little baby. he keeped saying "kitty kitty kitty" and i just walked next to him looking at it. after a few minuts i asked him if i could pet the kitty and he began talking like a cat saying that he didnt want any one but himslf to pet him. i didnt have a problem with that. at that point i realized that we wernt at the Arts and Jazz fest any more. it was weird cause the music was still playing like i was right there. as i tride to get my baerings the music and infact all sound began to strobe (if you know what i mean) it faded and i knew exactly were we were. we were at the post office, six or seven blocks down the street. we sat down on the steps for a moment and J sat there purring. he started to look like a cat, having the wiskers, and i could see a tail begin to sprout from his ass. he began to clean himself, by licking the back of his hand and rubing it over his hair. he looked at me and we stared at one another for a few seconds and then he meowed. just as he meowed i jumped to my feet and said "we need to get some ice cream." he got up to and we began to walked to this old-timey ice cream parler down the street called BethMarry's. on the why we stoped in to this used book store. i had been here many times befor but it was never like this! the shelves looked like they were 20 feet up in the first room. as we walked down to the basment i felt cramped like i was crawling around. it was like that scean in Alice in wonder land were she takes the drinks that make her real big and real small, it was the most unusual feeling in the world. as we walked to the door out the book shelves began to beep, and for a moment i was cunfused. after they beeped some more they tured into control panals. as we walked out there was more and more detail. the book shelves were control panals to a space ship and i was a captive to the aliens that were on board. all the people in the book store, exept for J, tured into these alien things. they were basicly human but there were some things that were out of place about them. some had three eyes or noses in the wrong place, no mouth, and othere strange things, i knew i had to get out of there as fast as i could. good thing me and J were right by the door by that time. as i steped out into the street the light of the afternoon sun stung my eyes but i felt new life, i was no longer a captive to the aliens. so we kept going twored the old-timey ice cream shop. we got to the cross walk to get across the street J opened his arms and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO" right then the cross walk sighn changed and it said we could go. it was like he parted the read sea of cars. we laughted about this as we walked up to the shop. as i walked though the door i left my self behind. i tured into another person and i knew who i was the moment i walked in the door i was DICK TRACY you know the cop with the yellow trench coat. i had my faithful tomygun by my side and i was there to solve a murder. i told my partner who was no longer a cat but now a slick, mean, detective, with a cigaret now pressed to his lips. (i was J, for those of us who are very stuped.) i said to him that we needed to cheack the scean of the crime...the rest room. as we walked down the hall the the bathroom the tile floor seemed strange. by the time we were at the bathroom the floor was doing this weired, slow, spining thing. we went into the bathroom and went to the uranals (did i spell that right) my piss was fuzzy, thats right i said fuzzy, as i used the bathroom my umm...umm...uuuu...yeah it felt fuzzy when i pissed. we got done and said we had better go back to the station, which was the Jazz Fest going on down the street, so we were off. when i walked out of the icecream place i became me again and J was a kitty man as i like to call him. began to walk back to the grounds but on the way i told J i was feeling dizzy and i needed to sit down. we sat down in a little grassy part of this parking lot, and there was this tree next to us. i thought the tree was the coolest thing in the world its brances pulled in and out in and out, and the trunk of the tree waved. J was siting there rocking back and forth with a big smile on his face. i knew i was starting to hit my peak. the assfault had a wiggily criss-cross pattern on it and i felt like the ground i was siting on was uneven. i begna to sway as the ground shifted underneth me. then sudenly i look over at J and the tree is right bhind him, and the whole world turns on its side! i feel like im falling of and i grab onto the ground, J and the tree are stuck to it and so are all the cars but i still am falling off. i wanted to shout out for someone to help me but i could not talk. J and all that was around me started to fade, i thought i was falling away and that i would never come back then i heard threw the dark wiggiling pattern "hey are you ok" and a hand reached out to me and grabed me out of the emptyness of were i was. J pulled me up to my feet and said that we would be ok as long as we were there for one another. what he said made me very happy and we walked back to the arts and jazz fest. we found a nice place to sit by that man made stream i was telling you about at the start of this story with the bridge across it. we talked about the things of the univers as the some polka music started on the stage near by. after a bit of that he said he was comfudent that he didnt need anyone to watch him and he wanted to explore on his own. "more power to you my good freind" i said to him in a slered voice. "do you need a ride home later" i said and he said that he would find his way. he left with our freindship even stronger then it had ever been. i chilled out on the side of the stream and watched the sun go down, i was surprised that the day was so short and yet it seems like it was soooo long when i look back. i layed there coming down as people walked by, and to finish my evening Buddy Guy And Dubble Trubble were playing after dark. for those of you who dont know Buddy Guy is the besl blues musican in exestance. coming down on his was like reaching a whole new peak. BEST TRIP EVER. (P.S. there were alot of small details that i did not include becaus this would have been ten times longer.)
-happy tripping Matthew Steelman
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