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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Kloakk] * 2
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:threadmonitor::rockon::popcorn:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bloodssonnew] * 5
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congratulations. a double-header! today will be a fruitful day filled with celebration and solidarity.
congrats bloodsonnew and awfullotofshrooms! Thanks for being a part of the community here it's seen and appreciated.:thumbup:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Agar Wedge] * 4
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great write up,AW

cheers, fellas. welcome bloody, awful!

:lol:

lfg!

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload] * 3
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AYYYY grats to both!!

:birthday::birthday::birthday:


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:salute: CAKE WARS III STARTS SEPTEMBER 1st :salute:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Rasmodius]
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Congrats on the double header, still in extra innings to decide a winner! :laugh:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Pastywhyte] * 1
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Pastywhyte said:
Hey congrats to all the new people doing amazing things here :rockon:

If I could suggest an edit to the posting format here it would be to include a link to the profile for easy viewing. But I do really like this thread :congrats:


Simple enough request.  Be it so. Thanks paste man.  It means a lot to me that you grace us with your presence.  Twas but a noob myaelf when you were TC'in this place heavy back when so ive always looked up to you .


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Awful and blood, thank you both for everything.  You both have been great to have round.  Its for you guys we work hard to keep this place a well oiled machine for.  Bless you both.  Please stay with us... forever.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 4
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Part of the crew part of the ship

Part of the crew part of the ship 🤣

:rockon: il gladly stick around u guys are awesome there's plenty to learn :popcorn:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bloodssonnew] * 2
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Hey congrats y'all!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Agar Wedge] * 2
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Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Congratulations to the both of you! It's been really fun watching you guys work.

:yeehaw:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Nokumana] * 3
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Congrats to the new initiates!


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Read more, post less!
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 4
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Congrats to blood and awful.  Welcome to the club guys. 


You guys seem to get along well together  here in the community so.. this  seems like a no-brainer.


Really glad to have you guys in the community. This year's group of contenders is no joke!

Please reach out if there's anything at all I can help you with


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: callmehippie] * 3
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Big ups for all the new growers! Love to see everybody cultivating :hellyeah:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Neurospora] * 2
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Congrats awful and blood! Glad to have you on board.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Breadly710] * 1
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Lately these newbs have been top tier. Im afraid one of the old guard will have to ghost us soon, such is the weight of mycological knowledge that comes along with these nubes. Because this town ain't big enough and all that.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: hidingbush] * 1
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Leme go to space il make room lol


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Agar Wedge] * 10
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Wow thanks I don't even know where to start I never thought I'd win this honestly lol. I truly appreciate everyone who's helped me along the way as well as well as any who may have just watched silently from afar. I certainly didn't know how much joy I'd find in this hobby nonetheless this forum. A lot of things have soured in my life and taken a turn for the worst but I'm glad to have this community of like minded individuals who accept me without knowledge of who I really am and thats part of the beauty of these online things. I've received plenty of thanks and more freebies and hand out than I could have ever imagined and the knowledge to be able to put that to use. My pups are doing good they're a few weeks now. Pure bread boxer pups. Had that dad for almost eleven years glad he finally got some LMAO.  Congrats to my friend bloodssonnew as well for winning!!!! Thank you for everyone who considered me. I lost my iphone a like two weeks ago so I haven't been posting due to the photo quality n all but I'll post an update of what I've been up to.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Awfullotofshrooms] * 1
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This place is a haven and you echo a lot of the reasons i always find my way back. Stick around; we're always here, even when we're silent.

:awesomenod::awegroove::awesomenod:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Dala]
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Congrats on both of you and well earned.
Your first task: Bask in the glory of your achievements, enjoy your award, continue spreading sacred knowledge of our craft. Reject the default schema at all costs. Beware of anyone claiming they have the answers, and dissent through proliferating entheogenic medicine and spreading knowledge and handing tools. The fungus is our charge, and it callls to us.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Awfullotofshrooms] * 7
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*ahem*

ALL UNITS BE ADVISED:

We have another good'un whats been hangin round this old realm of ours.

I am pleased to announce the 68th consecutive winner of the NOOB OF THE MOMENT AWARD to

Mistakes
[Linked to his profile for your convenience, as per request by Lord Pasty]

Lets get down to brass tacks here.

Member # 643208 
Title online karate teacher 
Total Posts 206 
Average Posts Per Day 4.1
Occupation Flight Instructor  (is that true I wonder? Enlil might need you someday)
Hobbies all of the hobbies  <------fuck ya me too
Location fascist hellhole  <----- fuck ya me too
Registered On 06/20/26 02:49 AM 
Last Seen 08/08/26 08:02 AM Offline
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Mycology is my current hyperfixation
Uncommunicated expectations are just premeditated resentments. <---- Honestly, thats real shit.

Okay check this dude out.  First post in the welcome wagon says it all:

"Greetings to everyone, hope you're well. I tried magic mushrooms for the first time in March of 2025. I was working in an area where they were decriminalized and had a few days off. In the year+ since then, I've been lurking here and bought my first LCs, built monotubs, lost grows to contam, saved grows by burying them in the back yard, started doing agar work, bought a laminar flow hood, have developed a library of cultures, and am now trying to learn how to cultivate gourmet and medicinal mushrooms, in the pursuit of turning this hobby (hyperfixation) into a way of life. To say that psilocybin has been life changing is an understatement.
I hope to continue to use this phenomenal resource of a forum for years to come, and even contribute, when I'm more confident in my abilities."

How cool is that? Eats shrooms, strips down to his skivvies and dives in head first. How I love that.  That is the very ESSENCE of our community guys. THAT is why we do what we do! THAT is why we keep coming back here.  Help ever, hurt never.  Its the life-altering epiphany that binds us together in salvation and solace from suffering and strife. How cool is that?

Very cool.  But that isn't the half of it.  Dude just keeps on showing up.  Seems to be a permanent fixture in QQ thread now. I'm not sure he's ever asked an actual QQ though, it seems he's just bringing the QA's one after the other, and as far as we can tell, he's on point. Fuck yeah.  Love that.  From March 2025 knowing jack shit about what we do to being a proper grower in a year and a half. Love that.  I love when someone goes from 0 to being a part of the conversation in blink like that. I myself am making my best efforts in the medicinal realm and I'm certain this dude probably already knows things that I do not. 

In this way our culture becomes stronger. faster. more resilient to contamination.  More likely to fruit.  More prolific.  This is the way.
It took him all but a week to jump in the confessional booth and start listening to the network and trying to help wherever possible, and thats a NOTM if I have ever seen one. This be a good'un.  Strength is plain for all to see in this one.

Bud, thank you for everything.  We sure appreciate you being with us and all that you bring to the table. You're one of us now and forever.

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