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Re: tinder [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
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MommaSmurf said:
ballsalsa said:
Cyrus19 said:
Repertoire89 said:
Every time, but thats just me.

Tinders great man



Nice humble brag. Tinders good if your a chick or a guy in the upper echelon of attractiveness if your average looking its a complete waste of time as a dude.



back when dinosaurs roamed, and i was single, i made a casual encounters listing on craigslist once.  It ended up just saddling me with numerous emails containing fat chicks' titties.  I haven't had occasion to use tinder, but i always imagined that the results would be similar.



Do you think you were being trolled or just horny fat girls trying to get laid?

I bought a new couch and was giving my old one away on Craigslist. Some lady made a time to come get it and never showed up. She called me at like 11pm that night to tell me "sorry I couldn't make it, I fainted".
I gave the couch to goodwill.



could have been either, i suppose, but i was really getting horny fat chick vibes.

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Re: tinder [Re: ergoticmandala] * 1
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ergoticmandala said:
what has your experience been with tinder



I have not been successful with tender and that may be because I may appear to be white trash and not dress nicely because I am poor however on pof I had a girl that was 18 and I was 24 or 25. I can't remember I am 26 now.

now it's hard getting bitches as the times progress.

I


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Re: tinder [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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Haha, yeah until they they get dumped and sign up to the Shroomery and get you banned for puppetry.


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Re: tinder [Re: Magenta] * 1
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I signed up for the shroomery.org before I got dunped


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Re: tinder [Re: MrMoon]
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MrMoon said:
ergoticmandala said:
what has your experience been with tinder



I have not been successful with tender and that may be because I may appear to be white trash and not dress nicely because I am poor however on pof I had a girl that was 18 and I was 24 or 25. I can't remember I am 26 now.

now it's hard getting bitches as the times progress.

I



I also was extremely drunk when I typed this so I think I may be the term called hillbilly.
this sucks to realize this is what my life has come too. I didn't choose the hillbilly lifr. Man fuck

The only thing probably not hillbilly about me Is the music

V.I.V.E.K - Out Of Reach (DEEP MEDi Musik) 2012:


I like real dubstep and not that American shit like excision or bass nectar
I can't find bitches who like this sort of music. Maybe when I get more money for nice clothes and other priorities then will I get a lot of women.

Edited by MrMoon (08/09/17 09:29 PM)

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Re: tinder [Re: MrMoon]
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I wasn't having a go at you mate, relax. I was talking to Malcolm_Xtasy. check out the "Re:" tag in the header of my post.


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Re: tinder [Re: Magenta]
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Oh sorry man


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Re: tinder [Re: MrMoon]
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Maybe when I get more money for nice clothes and other priorities then will I get a lot of women



I mean honestly with charm and confidence you don't need money unless she needs money. I mean you need income but this sounds a bit drastic

Quote:
the term called hillbilly



is it hillbilly or white trash? Where are you from?


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Re: tinder [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
Depends if it's wet or dry. Dry tinder will start right up, but if it's wet it'll smoke for a while & can be a bitch to get going.





:loldongs:


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DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet

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Re: tinder [Re: Kenetic]
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Wet doesn't get very hot either and if you burn it inside you just build up creosote. You gotta season that shit.

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Re: tinder [Re: ergoticmandala]
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ergoticmandala said:
Quote:
Maybe when I get more money for nice clothes and other priorities then will I get a lot of women



I mean honestly with charm and confidence you don't need money unless she needs money. I mean you need income but this sounds a bit drastic

Quote:
the term called hillbilly



is it hillbilly or white trash? Where are you from?




Virginia the first state in the United states to be made. We have both hillbilly and white trash here because they emigrated from west Virginia and mingled into the population.
You see the white trash man looks similar to the hillbilly in physical appearance. Now the voice and clothing styles will be different.

The hillbilly has that country accent that is nor mistakeable.the white trash doesn't have that accent so they are different.

I am a white trash because I do not have the accent.


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Edited by MrMoon (08/10/17 09:46 PM)

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Re: tinder [Re: larry.fisherman]
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dryer lint makes great tinder.  it should be kept in a plastic bag so it stays dry.  so sayeth the boy scout handbook.

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Re: tinder [Re: ballsalsa]
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Birch bark has always worked best for me.


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Re: tinder [Re: ergoticmandala]
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Im burning through a faggot of tinder.

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Re: tinder [Re: Magenta] * 1
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Magenta said:
Haha, yeah until they they get dumped and sign up to the Shroomery and get you banned for puppetry.



Hahahaha best response in the thread. Hope you're well mate


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: tinder [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Never used it; I start my own fires by other means.

thanks for asking

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Re: tinder [Re: Milk Chan]
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:tftc:

Not to be insensitive but.. it’s alarming how many women don’t take care of themselves but put themselves out there like that. That kind of confidence isn’t attractive at least in my opinion.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: tinder [Re: Shiithead] * 3
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I've never used Tinder or any online dating platform for meeting ladies and I've done ok.

Always had organic meetings in the liquor store, parties or a bar.

One time I bought a used car and was parked in it. This chick comes over and is like hey sorry I thought that was my exes car. I was like wait let's go for lunch. Ended up at her place for the night.. :heart:

:whatthefuck:

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Re: tinder [Re: Mystikal]
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Meeting outside of a dating app is definitely special. My situation now would never have happened through a dating app nor would I want it to.

Pretty fortunate to have not caught anything I couldn’t get rid of too. Some people advertise their hsv status I’ve seen.

Makes you wonder how many don’t.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: tinder [Re: Shiithead] * 7
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I still meet people by pretending to be a lesbian in AOL chatrooms.


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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