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qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder
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"Hey ure cute"


There's nothing in her profile to spark a conversation with, or 'likes' on social media that we have in common

what do?


:whatyougonnado:

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] * 2
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Turing test.


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Attn PWN hunters: If you should come across a bluing Psilocybe matching P. pellicolusa please smell it.
If you detect a scent reminiscent of Anethole (anise) please preserve a specimen or two for study and please PM me.

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
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:lol: my first thought was "bot" as well

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
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bail on it unless you're interested in the idea of going all in on changing who you are

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
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Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Blend]
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I'm not sure what you* mean

why would i have to change who i am? there's nothing in her profile that would suggest that

Edited by 404 (06/30/16 07:23 AM)

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
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my propositions got prepositions bro

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
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shes probably law enforcement

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: thelanzii] * 7
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Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
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:lol: for context, in reference to another match:
"Hey, I saw you liked NASA. Wanna see my rocket blast off to Uranus?"

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] * 2
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koods said:
Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.



This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'

She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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:thatsayes: That's actually not a half bad response :lol:

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Best advice yet.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
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You could also take a more aggressive route:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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That's a great response for all the ones that have no common interests but list 'disney' as their favorite place to be. There's an abundance of them in my area.

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] * 2
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For the Lulz

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
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Can you send .gif's on Tinder? That would make a great one to have on hand sometimes...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Amazing. Nice one 404. You gotta let us know how she responds; I can't wait.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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I think you can send gif's, yeah. Also, she [or the bot] replied "this app is kind of boring... at least ur on here"

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
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Bot confirmed

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