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qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder
    #23396366 - 06/30/16 05:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

"Hey ure cute"


There's nothing in her profile to spark a conversation with, or 'likes' on social media that we have in common

what do?


:whatyougonnado:


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] * 2
    #23396369 - 06/30/16 05:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Turing test.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
    #23396374 - 06/30/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: my first thought was "bot" as well


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23396383 - 06/30/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

bail on it unless you're interested in the idea of going all in on changing who you are


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
    #23396386 - 06/30/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Blend]
    #23396387 - 06/30/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not sure what you* mean

why would i have to change who i am? there's nothing in her profile that would suggest that


Edited by 404 (06/30/16 05:23 AM)


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23396388 - 06/30/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

my propositions got prepositions bro


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23396389 - 06/30/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

shes probably law enforcement


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: thelanzii] * 7
    #23396392 - 06/30/16 05:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
    #23396404 - 06/30/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: for context, in reference to another match:
"Hey, I saw you liked NASA. Wanna see my rocket blast off to Uranus?"


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] * 2
    #23396406 - 06/30/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.



This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'

She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23396410 - 06/30/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:thatsayes: That's actually not a half bad response :lol:


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23396412 - 06/30/16 05:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Best advice yet.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
    #23396414 - 06/30/16 05:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You could also take a more aggressive route:



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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23396415 - 06/30/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That's a great response for all the ones that have no common interests but list 'disney' as their favorite place to be. There's an abundance of them in my area.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] * 2
    #23396423 - 06/30/16 05:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

For the Lulz


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23396426 - 06/30/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Can you send .gif's on Tinder? That would make a great one to have on hand sometimes...


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23396428 - 06/30/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Amazing. Nice one 404. You gotta let us know how she responds; I can't wait.


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23396431 - 06/30/16 05:37 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think you can send gif's, yeah. Also, she [or the bot] replied "this app is kind of boring... at least ur on here"


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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23396434 - 06/30/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Bot confirmed


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