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qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder
#23396366 - 06/30/16 05:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Hey ure cute"
There's nothing in her profile to spark a conversation with, or 'likes' on social media that we have in common
what do?
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] 2
#23396369 - 06/30/16 05:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Turing test.
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Attn PWN hunters: If you should come across a bluing Psilocybe matching P. pellicolusa please smell it. If you detect a scent reminiscent of Anethole (anise) please preserve a specimen or two for study and please PM me.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
#23396374 - 06/30/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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my first thought was "bot" as well
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396383 - 06/30/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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bail on it unless you're interested in the idea of going all in on changing who you are
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
#23396386 - 06/30/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Blend]
#23396387 - 06/30/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not sure what you* mean
why would i have to change who i am? there's nothing in her profile that would suggest that
Edited by 404 (06/30/16 05:23 AM)
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396388 - 06/30/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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my propositions got prepositions bro
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396389 - 06/30/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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shes probably law enforcement
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: thelanzii] 7
#23396392 - 06/30/16 05:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
#23396404 - 06/30/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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for context, in reference to another match: "Hey, I saw you liked NASA. Wanna see my rocket blast off to Uranus?"
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] 2
#23396406 - 06/30/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'
She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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That's actually not a half bad response
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Best advice yet.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
#23396414 - 06/30/16 05:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You could also take a more aggressive route:
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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That's a great response for all the ones that have no common interests but list 'disney' as their favorite place to be. There's an abundance of them in my area.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] 2
#23396423 - 06/30/16 05:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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For the Lulz
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396426 - 06/30/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Can you send .gif's on Tinder? That would make a great one to have on hand sometimes...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Amazing. Nice one 404. You gotta let us know how she responds; I can't wait.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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I think you can send gif's, yeah. Also, she [or the bot] replied "this app is kind of boring... at least ur on here"
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396434 - 06/30/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bot confirmed
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#23396441 - 06/30/16 05:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396443 - 06/30/16 05:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are there many bots on it? Tis a good response. One of the best pieces of advice I ever heard in regards to talking to the opposite sex is 'don't do what everyone else does'.
Makes sense to me. I've seen the way lots of guys act around women. It must get awfully boring for the women on the receiving end..
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396445 - 06/30/16 05:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, I guess that answers my question.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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I wonder what happens if you skype them
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: canid]
#23396475 - 06/30/16 06:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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/tinder
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They virtually slip their hands into your pockets and extract your hard earned.
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SirShroomsAlott said: I wonder what happens if you skype them
it's probably that scam where you skype them and whip your dick out and start jerkin it and they take a video of it and blackmail you for money saying theyll post this to your FB or give em like $500
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: UncleCid] 2
#23396480 - 06/30/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Should've smashed her before she turned into a robot
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: plasma] 2
#23396489 - 06/30/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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cyborg cyber sex  go for it OP
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] 1
#23396508 - 06/30/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: That's a great response for all the ones that have no common interests but list 'disney' as their favorite place to be. There's an abundance of them in my area.
Furries
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Sun King] 2
#23396853 - 06/30/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Man, like half my matches on tinder are fucking bots that say the exact same shit. It's kinda a shitty app IME. Only time it got me close to getting laid was when I matched with this chick I already knew for years
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Of course, as soon as I start using a dating app, it becomes populated with bots. Craigslist is worse imo in this regard.
How hard is it to implement a captcha on these kinds of things?!
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23396875 - 06/30/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I promise you this.
You won't find what you're looking for on Tinder.
It is fun though, and the thrill of being matched is exciting.
If you're bored, swiping is just mindless fun.
I don't believe anyone on there is looking for something serious...
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Sun King]
#23396889 - 06/30/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have only gotten bots on Tinder. Their signup is so hard with SMS that people say fuck it. I had to use a friends Verizon phone for it to work. My straight talk, my friends At+t phones did not work. It wasnt worth the effort.
I like MeetMe app, Theres badoo aswell. I have had more success on those by a tenfold.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: LSDollar]
#23396952 - 06/30/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement] 1
#23396957 - 06/30/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just like the name. QT 3.14. Aka cutie pie. Made me lol
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement]
#23398521 - 06/30/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] 1
#23398525 - 06/30/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls
"I'm a wickid awesome lover"
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404] 1
#23398544 - 06/30/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls
I've only had a few sucessful tinder hook ups, but thats because I usually bail on girls when they want to hang. My intro line is usually something like
"You seem rad!! I'd love to get to know you a little better over a cup of tea." or "Wow you're beautiful! What's a babe like yourself doing on Tinder with all these weirdo's?" Recently it's been " Me and my partner think you're wicked hot. Why don't you come play with us over a glass of wine?" "come be a space kitty with us. We will make you purr all night long (winky tongue out ghost emojii)"
The bolder the intro, the more responses IME. If you can get one response, you can get in their pants. Everyone is horny and DTF just gotta learn the game.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement]
#23398573 - 06/30/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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the second one is definitely what a bot would use
also, space kitty
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23398585 - 06/30/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23398608 - 06/30/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: the second one is definitely what a bot would use
also, space kitty 
I've come across some pretty convincing bots. Pretty much anytime they message first, theyre a bot. Some seem real human and respond like 5 or 6 times before you figure it out.
Another one I've used (if they go to my school)
"Wow I've seen you on campus before, but never had the confidence to approach. I think you are so god damn beautiful. You carry yourself like a queen."
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koods said: Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'
She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...
Can we have an american translation please?
Can you use frequent about in a sentence once more? We don't speak Britain thAnks
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement]
#23398626 - 06/30/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i just had a match the other day and very shortly after matching she said hi, i was supprised i replied and still waiting to hear back, i think my reply though a joke was too negative ... oops, or she's just shy... but only 1 mile away and pretty cute 19yo
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: stzacrack]
#23400343 - 07/01/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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stzacrack said: Can we have an american translation please?
What an odd request. Why would I do that? It's not like you can't understand my point, my vernacular is just different to yours.
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I read it just fine...
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
#23400367 - 07/01/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls
"I'm a wickid awesome lover"
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] 1
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koods said: Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.
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koods said: Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
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koods said: There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.
Koods is super deluxe funny today! Nice move!
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