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koods
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23398585 - 06/30/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.
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TheMovement
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
#23398608 - 06/30/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: the second one is definitely what a bot would use
also, space kitty 
I've come across some pretty convincing bots. Pretty much anytime they message first, theyre a bot. Some seem real human and respond like 5 or 6 times before you figure it out.
Another one I've used (if they go to my school)
"Wow I've seen you on campus before, but never had the confidence to approach. I think you are so god damn beautiful. You carry yourself like a queen."
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stzacrack
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koods said: Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'
She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...
Can we have an american translation please?
Can you use frequent about in a sentence once more? We don't speak Britain thAnks
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement]
#23398626 - 06/30/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i just had a match the other day and very shortly after matching she said hi, i was supprised i replied and still waiting to hear back, i think my reply though a joke was too negative ... oops, or she's just shy... but only 1 mile away and pretty cute 19yo
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: stzacrack]
#23400343 - 07/01/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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stzacrack said: Can we have an american translation please?
What an odd request. Why would I do that? It's not like you can't understand my point, my vernacular is just different to yours.
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404
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I read it just fine...
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
#23400367 - 07/01/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.
Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls
"I'm a wickid awesome lover"
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] 1
#23400427 - 07/01/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.
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koods said: Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.
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koods said: There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.
Koods is super deluxe funny today! Nice move!
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