Home | Community | Message Board

Magic Mushrooms Zamnesia
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Mushroom-Hut Mono Tub Substrate   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]
Offlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,066
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 2 hours, 19 minutes
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23398585 - 06/30/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTheMovement
faeirie princess in training
I'm a teapot


Registered: 07/30/12
Posts: 6,781
Loc: Under your bed.
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: 404]
    #23398608 - 06/30/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
the second one is definitely what a bot would use

also, space kitty :lol:



I've come across some pretty convincing bots.  Pretty much anytime they message first, theyre a bot.  Some seem real human and respond like 5 or 6 times before you figure it out.

Another one I've used (if they go to my school)

"Wow I've seen you on campus before, but never had the confidence to approach.  I think you are so god damn beautiful.  You carry yourself like a queen."


--------------------
Utwiddle.net

In order to act like a king, one need only treat everyone else like one.

BUMP THIS THREAD EVERYTIME YOU SEE IT

Join the Anarchy Camp!  Down with Oppression!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinestzacrack
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/07/05
Posts: 3,871
Loc: United States
Last seen: 7 hours, 17 minutes
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23398623 - 06/30/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

koods said:
Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.



This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'

She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...




Can we have an american translation please?

Can you use frequent about in a sentence once more? We don't speak Britain thAnks


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblechameleon303
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/06/09
Posts: 1,703
Loc: Arcane Sanctuary Flag
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: TheMovement]
    #23398626 - 06/30/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i just had a match the other day and very shortly after matching she said hi, i was supprised i replied and still waiting to hear back, i think my reply though a joke was too negative ... oops, or she's just shy... but only 1 mile away and pretty cute 19yo


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system Flag
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: stzacrack]
    #23400343 - 07/01/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Can we have an american translation please?



What an odd request. Why would I do that? It's not like you can't understand my point, my vernacular is just different to yours.


--------------------
Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible404
error
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23400359 - 07/01/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I read it just fine...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 15,623
Loc: Bucketheadland
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods]
    #23400367 - 07/01/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

404 said:
Quote:

TheMovement said:
I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking.  I've had some success with it.




Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls



"I'm a wickid awesome lover"



:canthelpbutlaugh:


--------------------
I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStarstepper
AI Brobot
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/08/16
Posts: 2,935
Loc: The blip on the radar Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder [Re: koods] * 1
    #23400427 - 07/01/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.



Quote:

koods said:
Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.



Quote:

koods said:
There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.




Koods is super deluxe funny today! Nice move!


--------------------
:darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]

Shop: Mushroom-Hut Mono Tub Substrate   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* i just flaked on a date with this chick on tinder. wtf evenbreak 1,761 14 05/03/14 08:47 PM
by Bassfreak
* tinder? berdinwall 720 6 04/08/14 08:25 PM
by NWlight
* Moving Homes, Tinder & The Search For A New Dealer. *DELETED* coycoy 3,482 2 03/24/14 03:47 AM
by coycoy
* missouri pot propositions lukeboots 2,163 3 11/05/04 05:14 PM
by Rebirtha
* Tinder
( 1 2 all )
kr0nik0 2,169 20 05/17/15 04:31 PM
by Shining Cosmos
* Tinder Shortknight 1,268 2 11/28/13 04:05 AM
by Seriously_trippin
* Other message boards... danlennon3 1,497 19 09/13/07 11:25 PM
by LucidDream
* A Message From Jesus!
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
YouthPastorMarty 6,041 94 07/04/05 07:38 PM
by CherryBom

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,690 topic views. 4 members, 53 guests and 34 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 14 queries.