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OfflineYouthPastorMarty
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A Message From Jesus!
    #4363392 - 07/02/05 04:51 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

1 John 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

Hello everyone, I am Youth Pastor Martin Richards, and I'd like to say that while reading your forums I was appalled by the filthy propaganda that assaulted my Godly eyes. This den of iniquity surely makes God froth at the mouth in righteous anger, and I'm sure He is just itching to cast every one of you into the Lake of Fire.

In the End Times, the Bible says that right will be wrong, and vice versa. This True Christian Nation has a plague, and that plague is sin. With me saying that my friends, if you have any more intelligence than a boy cursed with Mongolism, you will realize that you are the sinners. When prayer is no longer allowed in schools, homosexuals are prancing about in the streets like Richard Simmons in a pornographic exercise video, and college admission standards are lowering to Kindergarten levels in the name of diversity, we know that this once Godly nation is being undermined by New Age Satanists with an agenda of tearing down the greatest Nation ever, in order to kiss the hineys of the International Community.

While our Righteous boys in green are over in the Middle East treading on the skulls of slaughtered Muslims, you people are "thinking for yourselves," and allowing the Devil to sink his red little claws into the fabric of what we call Freedom. My, that word rings in my open mind and brings joy to my loving heart. Our Godly President George W. Bush knows exactly what this country needs. No enemies! Do the words "common sense" mean anything in your arrogant liberal heads? If Muslims, French, Africans and North Koreans wish to sully our name and thumb their noses at the will of God, then we are COMMANDED BY HIM to lay waste to their civilizations. If they decide to attack the very values of what this country stands for, then they will face the consequences. One day, Iraq will be democratic and passive. Look at Japan and Germany! What once were two superpowers with intent to take over the world, are now our economic allies. yes, God is still going to cast them all into Hell, but at least they are friendly! If it weren't for this Godly Nation, you would all be speaking some gobbeldy-gook language, and either praising Hitler's offspring or burning twigs at some Satanic Shinto alter. If the trend after 9/11 were to continue without the intervention of our Glorious Leader, we would all right now be walking the streets of our own neighborhoods, wondering if Abdul next door would just up and decide to become a flaming torpedo for Allah.

It brings vomit up to my throat as I read about the crimes against humanity that are going on in the world. Babies are being murdered in death clinics by their drug addicted mothers, TV shows like SpongeBob SquarePants are corrupting the minds of our youth with sexually explicit themes, Catholic priests everywhere are having alter boys spread eagle in confession booths, families are becoming less and less able to defend themselves with Demoncratic gun laws, and the very sanctity of a marriage between a man and a woman is being defiled by the homosexual agenda.

With all this in front of you, it is easy to see that God is quickly losing His patience with this undercurrent of iniquity. Satan just loves it when a liberal, non-Christian abomination of God's creation brings more sin into the world and leads more people astray on the Express Lane to Hell. Why, most of you probably don't even believe in God or Satan. Well, they sure believe in you! I'm sure you will be pleading to Satan's little hatchlings to stop their eternal torment, while all the time trying to convince yourselves with atheist logic that none of it's real. It was all just a joke made up by ancient goat herders, and still believed by millions of idiots today. Well, you're wrong, and you'll find that out soon enough on Judgement Day. Enjoy Hell!

For any of you interested in turning to Jesus, there will be a soul winning dinner here at the Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. Criminal background checks, as well as True Christian status will be verified by Pastors and Deacons before you are allowed to attend or given directions to our Church. We will be serving more food and fried chicken than an NAACP picnic! Entrance fee is $1500, so don't even bother filling my Inbox with your trash if you can't give Jesus the money He deserves! There will also be a Church Deacon giving the brown paper bag test, among others. Email me for details. UNSAVED UNWELCOME! Praise God!

In Jesus' Precious Name,

Youth Pastor Martin Richards - youth_pastor_marty@hotmail.com
Landover Baptist Church, Freehold Iowa
Church Website - http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Church Forums - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363414 - 07/02/05 05:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Is it wrong to choke myself with a belt as I masturbate? As a Christian I've been worrying about my sexual practices, but suffocating as I jack off keeps me from premarital sex, so I hope in the eyes of Jesus it's ok.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363426 - 07/02/05 05:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

your the reason i'm running to Canada......


YOUR INTOLORANCE IS WHY WE HAVE NO FREEDOM....


have a nice day...

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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: Ravus]
    #4363433 - 07/02/05 05:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Marty,

I have one god. That is Love, and thats all I need.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363436 - 07/02/05 05:07 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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YouthPastorMarty said:
...and I'm sure He is just itching to cast every one of you into the Lake of Fire.




If that's how God is, then I want nothing to do with him.

Read this quote very carefully:

"It's only in western civilization that you get this steady focus on this monotheistic ideal, and working out the implications of what is essentially a pathologial personality pattern. The pattern of the omnicient, omnipresent, all-knowing, wrathful male diety. No one you would invite to your garden party."
-Terence McKenna


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363438 - 07/02/05 05:08 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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If Muslims, French, Africans and North Koreans wish to sully our name and thumb their noses at the will of God, then we are COMMANDED BY HIM to lay waste to their civilizations.




:thumbup:

Except for the God part, I agree. America should dominate the world.

But there is no God. It's simply evolution and natural selection. And in a world of Darwinism, we have the most nukes.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: crystallize]
    #4363441 - 07/02/05 05:08 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Believe me, you don't know the first thing about us.

And you're wasting the precious life your god gave you...

Quote of the day: "Judge not lest ye be judged."


------Obviously this was not for you crystallize, sorry.


Edited by mockeylock (07/02/05 05:10 PM)


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363442 - 07/02/05 05:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

man fuck that. theres nothing wrong with germany, it was just hitler who was crazy bout world domination


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: Ravus]
    #4363449 - 07/02/05 05:10 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Everyone is their own god, nuff said.

Don't force your beliefs on others


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4363451 - 07/02/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

There's nothing wrong with world domination either.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: Ravus]
    #4363463 - 07/02/05 05:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

true huh. HEIL HITLER


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4363469 - 07/02/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hitler was a failure. He didn't get close to world domination.

Look to Alexander the Great and Ghengis Khan. They were the true heroes; America's currently just a pussy who's afraid to take what's rightfully ours.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: mockeylock]
    #4363470 - 07/02/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mockeylock said:
Believe me, you don't know the first thing about us.

And you're wasting the precious life your god gave you...

Quote of the day: "Judge not lest ye be judged."




On the contrary! Jesus told sinners and homosexuals such as yourself that you have no place to judge others. Godly people such as I have every right to judge your ilk until Jesus does for the last time. Enjoy Hell!

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363481 - 07/02/05 05:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, well  I guess I stand corrected...

my deepest apologies. :rolleyes:


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363485 - 07/02/05 05:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

YOUR INTOLORANCE IS WHY WE HAVE NO FREEDOM....


have a nice day...
:sun:

respond to me please,i like punishment....


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363503 - 07/02/05 05:23 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Let me ask you this: Why is it that you feel your beliefs are more "right" or "correct" than say, a Buddhist monk who dedicates his entire life to his religion, or a Jewish rabbi who equally believes what he believes?

Why is the religion YOU picked the right one.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363518 - 07/02/05 05:26 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

1 John 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

Dear Marty:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's word. I have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific parts of His word and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? -Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan, Dip.  :stoned:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


Edited by Diploid (07/02/05 05:36 PM)


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: mockeylock]
    #4363520 - 07/02/05 05:27 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mockeylock said:
Let me ask you this: Why is it that you feel your beliefs are more "right" or "correct" than say, a Buddhist monk who dedicates his entire life to his religion, or a Jewish rabbi who equally believes what he believes?

Why is the religion YOU picked the right one.




Because I have the Bible. Jews killed Jesus and worship money. Those Buddhists pray to a smiling fat man and were guzzling salt water after God became a bit reminiscent of Old Testament times and sent tsunamis to slaughter the dot-heads and squint eyes en masse. Besides, they are all going to burn in Hell anyway.


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4363523 - 07/02/05 05:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

do u know wut ur talking about


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Re: A Message From Jesus! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4363539 - 07/02/05 05:31 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ohh please answer mister Diploid,i also have to know the answers to those questions....

please...
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