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Psychonautica
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
#21855435 - 06/25/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Most of the girls on there are just looking to get laid (just as the guys are), but I did meet a really fun and intelligent girl through the app a couple weeks ago. She actually wanted to meet at a neutral location which I'm looking forward to instead of just coming over.
I've since deleted the app because it truly is just a shallow shit-show but I'm glad I downloaded it and met the people I did through it. got some scummy blowjobs and one night stands
Unless you're not doing it right... I still have the app even though I don't use it much.. If you have game at all though its basically like a house call to get laid.
Women are on tinder for the same reason dudes are, you gotta know that. Just like Kr0n said, them bitches are thirsty.
You probably won't meet the woman of your dreams. But if you swipe all the "thick/chubby" women right, you're gonna get your dick sucked guaranteed. Fat chicks are like the crack of tinder. As soon as you're drunk and you realize you have a one way ticket to blowjob street in your pocket all your standards pretty much disappear..
I did meet up with an underage who lied to me about her age and shit though, luckily before I broke any real laws.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
#21855441 - 06/25/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Most of the girls on there are just looking to get laid (just as the guys are), but I did meet a really fun and intelligent girl through the app a couple weeks ago. She actually wants to meet at a neutral location which I'm looking forward to instead of just coming over my place.
I've since deleted the app because it truly is just a shallow shit-show but I'm glad I downloaded it and met the people I did through it.
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BlindSophist said: I've heard that Tinder is pretty dire straits for straight dudes.
No.
I stand corrected 
I actually met my SO off Tinder. We started off doing a booty call type thing but we ended up really hitting it off.
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Right on, BS. I mean, a lot of relationships do start off as purely sexual at first anyways. The only difference with Tindr is that you know from the get go that's it's strictly sexual.
@Psychonautica, thanks for fixing my post. That's pretty spot on lol. The first girl I met on there was just wham bam, thank you ma'am. We both knew this from the beginning, but to this day (2 months later) she constantly calls/texts me for another booty call. It got so persistent that I eventually had to block her number since I'm looking for a relationship.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0] 2
#21855572 - 06/25/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got head from a scummy fat girl who won't leave me alone either. She left her fucking pants at my house somehow and I think she's using that as an excuse to come back over.
Stage 5 clinger for sure. Best head I've ever gotten in my life and if she wasn't trying to be in a relationship with me I'd still be rollin with that.
I'm in a weird long distance relationship sort of thing now though so I don't think I'd fuck other females. I have permission too, but I don't really want to. 
But yeah Tinder is great for sex, not so great for actual relationshits. The people on tinder are usually grimey.
Myself included. Hahaha.
Another time, I went limp in this girls mouth because I opened my eyes and fantasies we're ruined, so I just said she wasn't good at it, masturbated, went and ate pizza rolls and played video games and left her in my bed. Hahahaha. I've told that story before though.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: D.M.T]
#21855583 - 06/25/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said: Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something. What the hell?
ITT: op is butthurt because girls won't talk to him.
it must be the dating APPs fault.
also everyone seems to be misunderstanding Tindr.... it's not fucking match.com it's craigslist mobile.....
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D.M.T said: It took me and my wife less than an hour to find a chick for a threesome on Tinder. Maybe you just need to work on your game, OP, because IME it doesn't get any easier with internet dating.
OP is a crybaby because he has no game. I kill it on tinder, though it does stop being fun after smashing double digits.
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You must be doing it wrong OP
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Everyone on tinder is on because they're horny, or bored, or horny and bored.
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Psychonautica said: Another time, I went limp in this girls mouth because I opened my eyes and fantasies we're ruined, so I just said she wasn't good at it, masturbated, went and ate pizza rolls and played video games and left her in my bed. Hahahaha. I've told that story before though.
why would that be funny? that makes u a terrible person
seriously, you pretty much just told everyone you're an awful person, and if anyone respects you for that they're a terrible person too
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sheekle]
#21855600 - 06/25/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did you not see my thread where I admitted I'm a horrible person?
You didn't return the favor at the glory hole.
At least I fingered this girl to completion before she attempted to blow me. 
I think its funny.
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He did mankind a favor, she'll be relentlessly giving out blowjobs from now on to get some damn approval.
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Yeah especially since I said she sucked at giving blowjobs she'll probably run around sucking every dick she can to practice. I did the world a favor.
I'm glad GoldenEye agrees. Also I love your new avi homie.
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Haha! Demeaning women in order to make them better at giving head.
I don't know if I should be pissed off at you or thank you.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
#21855957 - 06/25/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My friend is visiting from a city about 2 hours away for an internship and met some girl 4 years older then him and she is pretty hot. lol shits pretty funny. They recently got into a small fight cuz he wanted her to blow him and he wouldn't eat her out hahaha he blamed it on the whiskey.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
#21855967 - 06/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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eh, I've had pretty mixed results. lots of flakes, but I've also met a couple cool chicks, and gotten laid from it.
it's hit or miss, but easier than going out hunting in bars, and lots of fun when you're drunk n bored
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
#21855968 - 06/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Haha! Demeaning women in order to make them better at giving head.
I don't know if I should be pissed off at you or thank you. 
Reminds me of high school when I was a tad more virginal and having a case of performance anxiety. I just kind of let my girlfriend at the time have the impression it was her fault I couldn't stay hard.

Oh, so terrible I was.
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
#21856028 - 06/25/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My friend literally has catch phrases for when he gets a match. He has used this stupid on all the time and it works
"insert witty pickup line here"
no idea how get gets responses besides hes not ugly so i guess it doesn't matter what he says
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
#21856038 - 06/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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mine is "You look like trouble" and the old fashion "Touch me and I'll sue"
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Mine was, "Where can we pick you up?"
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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: D.M.T]
#21858099 - 06/26/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol Sheekle ignored me for cracking a fucking joke.
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I've thought about creating a Tinder profile full of lies about me.
Thinking about saying, "I'm a stay at home mom, I have 4 kids, my husband pays no attention to me and cheats on me with prostitutes on the regular, and we haven't had sex in over 2 years. A woman has needs. Work around my schedule, and I'll make it happen."
Since I work like 60 hours a week and work on the weekends too, this lie will be perfect. I can claim that I can't meet on the weekends because my husband is around and at home. This way I can sneak out on my days off after midnight, and it will be a perfect legitimate excuse. Hahahaha. I've thought too damn long and hard about this shit.
But yeah. In short. Tinder does suck. It's like shopping for people. I would never use it unless I was trying to score a random bang out of some schmo.
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