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OfflineTurtletotem
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Tinder sucks
    #21854207 - 06/25/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some of my friends are always on their smartphones, and aparently use this tinder thing.
It's a dating app, you just pick people based on their looks, and if they have picked you as well you can chat with them.

So I downloaded a virtual android machine to try this out :laugh:
But it fucking sucks.
First of all, choosing people on their looks alone is weird, and I feel bad sometimes for girls I don't chose.
Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?

So, Tinder. It's good for a laugh, but if you want to meet nice people for dating purposes, you're better off just talking to random people in the street.

4/10, would not download again.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem] * 4
    #21854215 - 06/25/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?






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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem] * 5
    #21854217 - 06/25/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tinder works if you have proper matches.

Wait are we talking about starting fires or some smart phone business...:lol:


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854221 - 06/25/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tinder is awesome man. How do you start these conversations? Do you just say "Hey" or something?


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21854290 - 06/25/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?






:justinwilson:



Yeah what are you writing to them OP?


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: psi]
    #21854302 - 06/25/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You have to realise that chicks get sooooooo much more matches than guys. Most of these guys start to swarm them with the same old bullshit every single time...


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21854347 - 06/25/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea I agree turtle dude.

Recently downloaded after me and my ex broke up, and I've had about 7 matches in a few days, (you wouldn't believe how many swipes I did though... kind of sad I'm not an unattractive guy but the girls get so much more attention).

Talked to a few of em. not bullshit like hey, ur pretty, nice teeth, but actually trying to spark conversation based on the content of their profile/pictures.

Some women are just weird. If I get one date off this thing I will be happy but I've literally swiped over 300 people and got 7 matches that's terrible lol.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854350 - 06/25/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
You have to realise that chicks get sooooooo much more matches than guys. Most of these guys start to swarm them with the same old bullshit every single time...



This. There are always more guys than girls on dating sites and meetup groups etc. It's fucking annoying


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: DOBAS]
    #21854360 - 06/25/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have one friend who never starts the convo with tinder girls. He has found that with girls he starts talking to, the hit ratio is so low, that it is not worth the effort. He now finds that 1 in 20 matches will start talking to him eventually and the hit ratio is then close to 100%.

I just make sure I am witty and say something funny about a photo. I continue to chat with them very briefly but actively. I never talk about work or education. I always make sure she is the last one to say something. Preferably a question. Then I wait a week and send a message saying that I am losing patience with text messages and that I'd like to call her because she seems cute. Works very well.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem] * 9
    #21854369 - 06/25/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If Turtle Tom Tindered a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did turtle tom tinder?


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #21854373 - 06/25/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21854375 - 06/25/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tinder is great


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21855143 - 06/25/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Apparently it's based on Grindr, but I think that what works well for gay guys ("Oh, there's a guy about 2 blocks from me looking for a blowjob") doesn't really translate well for hetero dating.  I much prefer OkCupid, though for the time being I've had my fill of dating sites.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21855151 - 06/25/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #21855157 - 06/25/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Turtletotem said:
Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?




ITT:  op is butthurt because girls won't talk to him.

it must be the dating APPs fault.

also everyone seems to be misunderstanding Tindr.... it's not fucking match.com  it's craigslist mobile.....


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21855174 - 06/25/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It took me and my wife less than an hour to find a chick for a threesome on Tinder. Maybe you just need to work on your game, OP, because IME it doesn't get any easier with internet dating.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: D.M.T]
    #21855351 - 06/25/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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It took me and my wife less than an hour to find a chick for a threesome on Tinder.



Dito. Even as a guy I can get one candidate per day and everybody knows an FFM is much easier to organize if the woman does the acquisition. If I were single and looking for someone, I bet I could spend my entire day talking to, meeting and fucking women through tinder. But it's a shallow medium and it talks quite a bit of texting to sort out the good ones. In that sense, OKCupid works a little bit better, depending on the membership density in your area.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21855396 - 06/25/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've heard that Tinder is pretty dire straits for straight dudes.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21855409 - 06/25/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah wtf? Tinder is amazing dude. You just got no game if you can't pull bitches off tinder.

Just lead with a stupid ass line, it always works.

"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21855419 - 06/25/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Most of the girls on there are just looking to get laid (just as the guys are), but I did meet a really fun and intelligent girl through the app a couple weeks ago. She actually wants to meet at a neutral location which I'm looking forward to instead of just coming over my place. :thumbup:

I've since deleted the app because it truly is just a shallow shit-show but I'm glad I downloaded it and met the people I did through it.

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I've heard that Tinder is pretty dire straits for straight dudes.




No.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21855435 - 06/25/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
Most of the girls on there are just looking to get laid (just as the guys are), but I did meet a really fun and intelligent girl through the app a couple weeks ago. She actually wanted to meet at a neutral location which I'm looking forward to instead of just coming over. :thumbup:

I've since deleted the app because it truly is just a shallow shit-show but I'm glad I downloaded it and met the people I did through it. got some scummy blowjobs and one night stands





Unless you're not doing it right... I still have the app even though I don't use it much.. If you have game at all though its basically like a house call to get laid.


Women are on tinder for the same reason dudes are, you gotta know that. Just like Kr0n said, them bitches are thirsty.

You probably won't meet the woman of your dreams. But if you swipe all the "thick/chubby" women right, you're gonna get your dick sucked guaranteed. Fat chicks are like the crack of tinder. As soon as you're drunk and you realize you have a one way ticket to blowjob street in your pocket all your standards pretty much disappear..

I did meet up with an underage who lied to me about her age and shit though, luckily before I broke any real laws.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21855441 - 06/25/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
Most of the girls on there are just looking to get laid (just as the guys are), but I did meet a really fun and intelligent girl through the app a couple weeks ago. She actually wants to meet at a neutral location which I'm looking forward to instead of just coming over my place. :thumbup:

I've since deleted the app because it truly is just a shallow shit-show but I'm glad I downloaded it and met the people I did through it.

Quote:

BlindSophist said:
I've heard that Tinder is pretty dire straits for straight dudes.




No.




I stand corrected :shrug:

I actually met my SO off Tinder. We started off doing a booty call type thing but we ended up really hitting it off.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21855544 - 06/25/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Right on, BS. :smile: I mean, a lot of relationships do start off as purely sexual at first anyways. The only difference with Tindr is that you know from the get go that's it's strictly sexual.

@Psychonautica, thanks for fixing my post. That's pretty spot on lol. The first girl I met on there was just wham bam, thank you ma'am. We both knew this from the beginning, but to this day (2 months later) she constantly calls/texts me for another booty call. It got so persistent that I eventually had to block her number since I'm looking for a relationship.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0] * 2
    #21855572 - 06/25/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I got head from a scummy fat girl who won't leave me alone either. She left her fucking pants at my house somehow and I think she's using that as an excuse to come back over.

Stage 5 clinger for sure. Best head I've ever gotten in my life and if she wasn't trying to be in a relationship with me I'd still be rollin with that.

I'm in a weird long distance relationship sort of thing now though so I don't think I'd fuck other females. I have permission too, but I don't really want to. :shrug:

But yeah Tinder is great for sex, not so great for actual relationshits. The people on tinder are usually grimey.

Myself included. Hahaha.

Another time, I went limp in this girls mouth because I opened my eyes and fantasies we're ruined, so I just said she wasn't good at it, masturbated, went and ate pizza rolls and played video games and left her in my bed. Hahahaha. I've told that story before though.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: D.M.T]
    #21855583 - 06/25/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

Turtletotem said:
Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?




ITT:  op is butthurt because girls won't talk to him.

it must be the dating APPs fault.

also everyone seems to be misunderstanding Tindr.... it's not fucking match.com  it's craigslist mobile.....



Quote:

D.M.T said:
It took me and my wife less than an hour to find a chick for a threesome on Tinder. Maybe you just need to work on your game, OP, because IME it doesn't get any easier with internet dating.




OP is a crybaby because he has no game. I kill it on tinder, though it does stop being fun after smashing double digits.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21855587 - 06/25/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You must be doing it wrong OP


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Shroomism]
    #21855590 - 06/25/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone on tinder is on because they're horny, or bored, or horny and bored.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21855593 - 06/25/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Another time, I went limp in this girls mouth because I opened my eyes and fantasies we're ruined, so I just said she wasn't good at it, masturbated, went and ate pizza rolls and played video games and left her in my bed. Hahahaha. I've told that story before though.



why would that be funny? that makes u a terrible person

seriously, you pretty much just told everyone you're an awful person, and if anyone respects you for that they're a terrible person too


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Sheekle]
    #21855600 - 06/25/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did you not see my thread where I admitted I'm a horrible person?

You didn't return the favor at the glory hole.

At least I fingered this girl to completion before she attempted to blow me. :shrug:

I think its funny.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21855631 - 06/25/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He did mankind a favor, she'll be relentlessly giving out blowjobs from now on to get some damn approval.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21855686 - 06/25/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah especially since I said she sucked at giving blowjobs she'll probably run around sucking every dick she can to practice. I did the world a favor.

I'm glad GoldenEye agrees. Also I love your new avi homie.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21855741 - 06/25/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha! Demeaning women in order to make them better at giving head.

I don't know if I should be pissed off at you or thank you. :strokebeard:


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21855957 - 06/25/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My friend is visiting from a city about 2 hours away for an internship and met some girl 4 years older then him and she is pretty hot. lol shits pretty funny. They recently got into a small fight cuz he wanted her to blow him and he wouldn't eat her out hahaha he blamed it on the whiskey.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
    #21855967 - 06/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

eh, I've had pretty mixed results.  lots of flakes, but I've also met a couple cool chicks, and gotten laid from it.

it's hit or miss, but easier than going out hunting in bars, and lots of fun when you're drunk n bored :shrug:


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21855968 - 06/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Haha! Demeaning women in order to make them better at giving head.

I don't know if I should be pissed off at you or thank you. :strokebeard:



Reminds me of high school when I was a tad more virginal and having a case of performance anxiety. I just kind of let my girlfriend at the time have the impression it was her fault I couldn't stay hard.

:lolsy:

Oh, so terrible I was.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
    #21856028 - 06/25/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My friend literally has catch phrases for when he gets a match. He has used this stupid on all the time and it works

"insert witty pickup line here"

no idea how get gets responses besides hes not ugly so i guess it doesn't matter what he says


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Gorlax]
    #21856038 - 06/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

mine is "You look like trouble" and the old fashion "Touch me and I'll sue"


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21856045 - 06/25/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mine was, "Where can we pick you up?"


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: D.M.T]
    #21858099 - 06/26/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol Sheekle ignored me for cracking a fucking joke.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21858210 - 06/26/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've thought about creating a Tinder profile full of lies about me.

Thinking about saying, "I'm a stay at home mom, I have 4 kids, my husband pays no attention to me and cheats on me with prostitutes on the regular, and we haven't had sex in over 2 years. A woman has needs. Work around my schedule, and I'll make it happen."


Since I work like 60 hours a week and work on the weekends too, this lie will be perfect. I can claim that I can't meet on the weekends because my husband is around and at home. This way I can sneak out on my days off after midnight, and it will be a perfect legitimate excuse. Hahahaha. I've thought too damn long and hard about this shit.

But yeah. In short. Tinder does suck. It's like shopping for people. I would never use it unless I was trying to score a random bang out of some schmo.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Crystal G]
    #21858254 - 06/26/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
I would never use it unless I was trying to score a random bang out of some schmo.




Hopefully that's what everyone on there has in mind.
It's funny to come across people you vaguely knew a long time ago.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21858399 - 06/26/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh. I still haven't had any luck with tinder so far.

I met up with one girl, she didn't look too great, but not too ugly. Straight 5/10. I was really craving sex so I was like, fuck it. Met up with her, and she was fat. I can't really fuck fat chicks. I'm a fairly small guy, and it just seems wrong. Anyway, she was fucking gross. I soon noped my way the fuck out of there.

Then recently I was talking to this girl, cute as hell. We started talking a LOT and I could tell she was really diggin' me. So I planned to meet up and have some drinks. Here was my mistake. after we planned to meet up for drinks, I asked her to add me on Facebook. This is when I saw that she had put on quite a lot of weight in the last year. Seriously, a year ago she was really fucking cute, but now… errr not so much. I have never seen 20kg turn someone so ugly!
At first, I kept talking to her because I was still unsure if I should go through with it or not. Then over the next few days texts dropped right off to nothing. She then messaged me on the day and asked if I still wanted to meet up, and I just didn't reply. Asshole move on my behalf I know, but what was I supposed to say, "you are quite a bit fatter than the photos you put on tinder"?

I find that I used to have better luck on actual dating sites like Oasis Active. It's too easy for people to get on tinder even if they have no intention of meeting up with people, and they just use it to flip through peoples profiles when they are bored. I think on dating sites more of the girls are actually wanting to meet up with people.

Plus, the town I live in at the moment has a population of around 24,000. If you want to find a single mum, Tinder in this town is exactly where to find them. It was a lot better living in a big city.


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21858469 - 06/26/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Some of my friends are always on their smartphones, and aparently use this tinder thing.
It's a dating app, you just pick people based on their looks, and if they have picked you as well you can chat with them.

So I downloaded a virtual android machine to try this out :laugh:
But it fucking sucks.
First of all, choosing people on their looks alone is weird, and I feel bad sometimes for girls I don't chose.
Secondly, I get a shitload of matches, but as soon as I start talking to these women they all block me or something.
What the hell?

So, Tinder. It's good for a laugh, but if you want to meet nice people for dating purposes, you're better off just talking to random people in the street.

4/10, would not download again.




tinder isn't really a dating app. its more of a hookup app to find people who want to bang

some people just swipe yes to everything and then just filter out what they dont want on matches. or if you message them something they don't like or w/e they'll just unmatch

tinder is awkward though dude. like i've met up with a chick before off tinder and it was sooo awkward. id honestly just rather have a wank and be done with it in 10 minutes, rather then go through all the crap that comes with it


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21858476 - 06/26/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some of the replies in here! :rofl:

Eh, maybe probably it's just me.
But still, you think living in a rural area, there would be sooo many people looking for a hookup. In real life it's a lot easier to find someone, and that goes against every idea I had about internet dating.

Maybe I'm not as handsome as mama told me :lol:


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21858480 - 06/26/15 03:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

try fixing your profile and different things. messaging people in different ways. most of the ones one tinder though who are keen are fat ugly women as a heads up. the hot ones dont really take it seriously


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Re: Tinder sucks [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21858536 - 06/26/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tinder is a city thing I think anyways. I sometimes activate it in rural areas when I´m traveling and it´s terrible. Only fat and ugly chicks and I get no matches.


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