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Random Dave Attell Joke
    #2826457 - 06/25/04 02:16 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

From "Skanks for the Memories"

"What do you think is the most abused drug?
Aspirin. you know why? cuz it works. It does everything-headaches, arthritis...
I think on the bottle of aspirin they just put what Aspirin won't do.
'Aspirin will not bring a hooker back to life. So stop takin it.'
Roll her up in the carpet!"


Blas'?trid (bl?s tr?d)
    n.  3rd generation derivitave of a combination of 'bastard' and 'blasted'.  Used as both an insult or an expletive.
    ex.  Blastrid!

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Re: Random Dave Attell Joke [Re: Blastrid]
    #2826462 - 06/25/04 02:17 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: thats fuckin great!

Yeah spinnin' around again
yea caught in a tailspin

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Re: Random Dave Attell Joke [Re: Blastrid]
    #2826593 - 06/25/04 03:02 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Dave attell for president

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Re: Random Dave Attell Joke [Re: Skinnymofo]
    #2844858 - 06/30/04 09:39 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

we could make bumper stickers:

"Vote attel or go to hell!"


Without love in the dream
It will never come true

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Re: Random Dave Attell Joke [Re: Blastrid]
    #2845076 - 06/30/04 10:35 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

that episode was on tonight too, what a funny guy dave is. gotta love comedy, but not when i'm trippin, i laugh enoughby doing nothing when i trip.

I Am The Sickness.

Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.

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Re: Random Dave Attell Joke [Re: Blastrid]
    #2845588 - 07/01/04 01:37 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

ROFL that guy is great but i comedy central plays those episodes so many times in row the same ones!

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."
"Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man."
"I think pot should be legal, I do. I also think if your cousin is really hot, you should be able to fuck one time."
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the Cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school."

"well goodnight GET SOME SLEEP!"

I see picasso as a realest. Monet is way abstract.

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