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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? * 3
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Is there some kinda ruling on this? If I was in tsome kind championship fight and the guy was trying to wrestle me or something I would make sure I ate a ton of stuff to fart all over him and maybe even shit my pants on national TV. Real champions do anything to win. :sadyes:

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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*skip over

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: 1234go]
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This happened to a guy, he ate too much chili the night before and he shit all over the canvas. The problem with this hidden jutsu is there are lot of situations where your body will reactively evacuate your bowels. Like people get taken out on stretchers after a KO, I guarantee that's occasionally because they had a poo.

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 6
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You could be the #1 fighter on the planet and I could be some random dude on the street. If you shit on me in the middle of a fight, I'm going through a 4th stage of metamorphosis to beat your ass. I'll give up my worldly possessions, climb the most dangerous mountains to train with some hermit master and learn the one touch poopjitsu move and will come back to exact my revenge. I will learn to fly planes and will fly over you while you're having a picnic just to release the sewage vat on top of you.

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Should be an effective defense for the Butt Drag

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surprise-wrestling-butt-drag-causes-controversy/

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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All that would do is piss him off and he'd kick your ass twice as hard lol (if it didn't get you disqualified)


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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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It happens



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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
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I don't know their rules but I'm gonna go with farting your fine, shitting they stop the fight.


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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: Brian Jones]
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Once you become a master and incorporate the secret techniques you will learn the proper angle and manner in which to shit down your karategi pant leg whilst simultaneously front kicking it out your pant leg and at your enemies eyes.  These are the secret teachings, I’ve already said too much..


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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Win or lose, you'd be the laughingstock of the internet forever.

Everyone would know you as "that guy who shat himself in that MMA fight." That's the first thing everyone would say to you "hey you're that guy who shat himself!" Every person you interviewed with would have watched the video before interviewing you, and at some point they'd all ask about it. Every time you went on a date, they'd have already seen the video, and would ask you about it. You'd probably not get the job or the girl, they just wanted to meet that guy who shit himself in that MMA fight.

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: nooneman]
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Nature thinks like this sometimes,

There's a good few animals that's whole shindig is like - ayyo I look tasty do I?

ahaha naw bruh I poopy n smell like wizard tit


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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: twighead] * 1
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idk


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Edited by BSUUF2 (02/23/22 07:23 AM)

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Re: What would happen in MMA if you just farted a ton or even just shit your pants? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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Sugabearcrisp said:
Should be an effective defense for the Butt Drag

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surprise-wrestling-butt-drag-causes-controversy/


back in my day we called it the reach around




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