Burke Dennings said:

Sup pub.  I just went to Target, the store is about 4 miles from my house.  There are 8 traffic lights between here and there, and for the first time ever I hit all 8 as green lights, with no red light stoppage.  Crazy to think that if I’d left the house ten seconds earlier or later, it would’ve been a very different drive.  Also, the song I was listening to on the radio (Thunderkiss ‘65 by White Zombie) ended right as I stopped the car in  the parking spot, another thing that could’ve only happened if I left exactly when I did.  All in all, very blessed car ride.

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Burke Dennings said:

Wanna know something else mind blowing, niffla?  I tried the Impossible Burger last night, it was shockingly similar to a real hamburger.  They must’ve put so much R & D into that thing to get it so close.  I eat a lot of veggie burgers because I love them in their own right, but they don’t actually taste or feel like a hamburger.  The Impossible Burger gets it damn near to the real thing though.

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I may have to snag me one and give it a try Burke

Burke Dennings said:

I couldn’t believe it, man.  Impossible Burgers.  The future is fuckin bonkers.

Looking forward to this afternoon, gonna have a bit of fun.  While I was at Target I got my son this weird toy I know he wants, and I’m gonna package it up like it’s been mailed here.  Write his name and address on it, a “?” as the return. I’ll put it in the mailbox & tell him I’m going to check the mail.  He always comes with me, he loves checking the mail.  I know it’s mostly junk and a couple bills or whatever, but I think he sees it as endless potential.  The mailman could put ANYTHING in there.  He’s four so he hardly gets anything, so he goes absolutely apeshit when he sees a package in the box and I hand it to him & tell him it’s for him.  Cracks me up.  I do this a couple times a year, he has no clue who is mysteriously mailing him stuff.  Maybe I’ll ramp it up into some DaVinci Code-like enigma game when he’s a bit older, idk.

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dude that's so great

love it

Amanita86 said:

So I was driving down that road one day and saw a pack of buzzards eating a road killed deer.  Think about the timing of that deer to actually get hit by a random car.  160 yards of grass with a thin strip of road where it’s hours between any car passing through and it managed to time it’s whole day perfectly enough to get nailed by a car.  It blew my mind... I thought about that for the longest time.

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