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InvisibleKrishna
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Fun with maths!
    #2597776 - 04/24/04 01:36 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

To Prove: Girls = Absolute Evil

Assuming: Girls = Time * Money
But: Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money^2
And: Money is the root of all evil, thus Money = (evil)^(1/2)

So Girls = ((Evil)^(1/2))^2 = |Evil|

Girls = Absolute Evil!!!

Who said math was useless?


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Re: Fun with maths! [Re: Krishna]
    #2597819 - 04/24/04 01:48 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

So what happens when you integrate absolute evil?  :grin:


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Re: Fun with maths! [Re: Seuss]
    #2597905 - 04/24/04 02:07 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

half the amount of square girls and some cocaine? ((1/2)girls^2 + C) :grin: (sorry i'm a math nerd!)


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Re: Fun with maths! [Re: Krishna]
    #2600482 - 04/25/04 11:34 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

:blush: :smile: :thumbup:


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Re: Fun with maths! [Re: Krishna]
    #2600546 - 04/25/04 12:08 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Wouldn't it be "girls = time + money", rather than
"girls = time * money"?


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Re: Fun with maths! [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #2600555 - 04/25/04 12:11 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

girls are a product or time and money, not the sum.


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