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Big Dick Energy
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I'm feeling this rush of Big Dick Energy. I can feel the adrenaline flowing through my body. For privacy purposes I have to shorten the story. I was talking to a fwb I used to fuck a few years ago and I told her I wasnt interested in her at the moment because I was seeing someone else, but I complimented her on how well she used to take it hard from behind. She got so frustrated. She used to throw fits for some big dick like she was withdrawing lmao.

Please share your Big Dick Energy stories.

Edited by pivotingpenguin (08/05/18 10:12 PM)

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 2
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c00L sT0rY bR0


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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There was this one time a woman I was seeing raped me because I said no. Good times.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Facts

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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Such a gentleman.

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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:whathesaid:Indeed.

I was abstaining for a month now, to save that divine big dick energy,
until i found this post that i felt the sexual rush suddenly..
So i request for my wife to come home early.
While me playing with that big dick in my homey.
Then a sudden rush of pure adrenaline flow thru my body.
Sadly the nuclear burst of all its accumulated big dick divine energy.
Then My wife arrived shorty
Where i was forced to be a gentle man and act gently.

Edited by pacmanbreed (08/06/18 02:29 AM)

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pacmanbreed] * 2
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Big Dick Energy?



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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Asante]
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:awelol::whathesaid: was glad ived already released that energy.

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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:underage:


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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
I'm feeling this rush of Big Dick Energy. I can feel the adrenaline flowing through my body. For privacy purposes I have to shorten the story. I was talking to a fwb I used to fuck a few years ago and I told her I wasnt interested in her at the moment because I was seeing someone else, but I complimented her on how well she used to take it hard from behind. She got so frustrated. She used to throw fits for some big dick like she was withdrawing lmao.

Please share your Big Dick Energy stories.




An odd way for one to come out of the closet. More power to ya, I guess.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
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Never felt it before. I have a very small penis.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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:haha:







:casket::splooge:  . . . :peace:


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: vinsue] * 1
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Made this meme for the funnies thread years ago, but lost it when one of my computers died
so made a new copy just for your thread :smile:



as much 'comical fun' as it is to repeatedly bash into a woman's cervix before getting to balls-deep
would personally prefer to be smaller
no luck with tuck in wearing the clothing I want
and have so far only been successfully deepthroated to the base by one woman :sad:


: dreams :

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Tantrika]
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I'm not Kanye. I already know women like money too. I like having a big dick though. If you dont hit the bottom of that pussy, boy, you better, because size matters to women. Some women like big dicks and some women like huge dicks

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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And some women love average sized dicks. My wife tells me she loves mine and doesn't want a big one.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Not Responding]
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Not Responding said:
And some women love average sized dicks. My wife tells me she loves mine and doesn't want a big one.



Does it help with your seething insecurities?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
I'm not Kanye. I already know women like money too. I like having a big dick though. If you dont hit the bottom of that pussy, boy, you better, because size matters to women. Some women like big dicks and some women like huge dicks



awkward straddling of multiple communities has exposed me to both sides as a transwoman
grew up exposed to male locker room shit talk, and now get invited out for girls' nights and gossip

men seem to spend more time talking about/comparing their own dicks than women go on about their boyfriends'
:shrug:

will not deny that big dildos sell for a reason tho

if you are satisfied with your place in life, good on you :cheers:

personally find it distressing and figure a smaller penis would have less psychological impact on me
do recognize my position is prolly not 'typical' tho -- due to not wanting it at all
let alone being stuck dealing with a flaccid hang larger than the average erect cock; and erect length and girth an inch+ over the surveyed "ideal size" among women
-_-

fortunately "you're too big" has never meant too big for oral
:awesomenod:

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
I'm not Kanye. I already know women like money too. I like having a big dick though. If you dont hit the bottom of that pussy, boy, you better, because size matters to women. Some women like big dicks and some women like huge dicks



A friend of mine recently ended a fwb arrangement because she was worried he would permanently damage her pussy after tearing her a couple of times. She wanted to keep things neat down there. Big dicks are not always desirable it would seem

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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Not Responding said:
And some women love average sized dicks. My wife tells me she loves mine and doesn't want a big one.



Does it help with your seething insecurities?



No, it does help with having to listen to your snarky little comments.

:tipofthecap:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Big Dick Energy [Re: Not Responding]
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You're absolutely right. That was a dick move man, and I apologise for it.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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