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I wanna hear Surgery Stories!
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I'm consulting with my Urologist Sept 11th
in order to get my super necessary neovagina.
After I made the appointment I spent the rest
of the day in a fog of reflection and self discovery.

I find surgery to be a fucking amazing thing

Any stories of elective or necessary surgeries
from the Shroomery?

How'd you feel when you woke up?
What was it for?
How was the Hospital food?


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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September 11 is a great date to have your dick turned into a vagina.

I mean that respectfully, its a very transformative date.

Please keep us posted.

Take a pictorial of the before and after, not for us but for you, as a memento for your transformation.

I hope you won't get remorse.




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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Asante]
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Asante+1 said:
September 11 is a...

very transformative date.

Please keep us posted.


And proof positive, if any were needed, that the infamous date of 9/11 was carried out by Jews. American Jews.
Numerology is an ideology of the Jewish cult, which I have read, is anathema to Muslims.

The numbers nine-eleven, are only meaningful to an American brought up with their fucked up dating system, whereas, most of the rest of the world, use the DD/MM/YYYY system, where 9/11 would refer to the ninth of November.

Talk about hiding their shit in full view.

Good luck OP.


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: FreeTheSoul]
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Man, well even though like 0% of this thread was positive
and
Even Asante's post was kinda gross and naive
but the best because it was maybe a bit playful

I have I just wanted Surgery stories, now I'm a nigger. names!


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: thetechnician]
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thetechnician said:
If you think surgery is fascinating, you would be amazed by what it's like to work in the OR. I used to be the guy that the surgeons and nurses would call when things went wrong. I've personally seen a surgeon accidentally cut an artery, blood squirt 10' to the ceiling and splatter on the wall.

You would be surprised how light the environment is. Surgeons regularly jam to anything like reggae, grateful dead, to tool, marilyn manson, etc. I'm not talking light background music - some surgeons need to blast it to get in the groove. Orthopaedic surgery really smells - the smell of bone and burning flesh follow you around, and the docs are a lot rougher with your body than you would imagine.  They do have to hammer, saw, drill, and occasionally things go wrong - we are only human.


Thanks for the legit reply
I have heard about classical music being played while they operate
It makes total sense though
and much liek a video game
although a complex and dangerous one
it relies on muscle memory which
is often aided through some sort of pleasant distraction.
Since my surgeon is german I'm picturing EDM

No one has ever died from my surgery
So that makes me totes sane.
What do you think the riskiest shit is in the OR?
The anasthesiologist?


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Apollyphelion] * 2
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You need help. Do not cut your dick off. It is not healthy. A chick with a dick is way more desirable than a guy with a pussy anyways...

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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: MagicMush123]
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MagicMush123 said:
You need help. Do not cut your dick off. It is not healthy. A chick with a dick is way more desirable than a guy with a pussy anyways...


Ah, I'd knew you'd turn up in this thread.
My surgeon does 50 of these a year
She has done 700 career wise
The results look AMAZING
I think I'll be good
you don't know shit.


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I had surgery on my shoulder,it hurt for a long time afterward.
then I had surgery on my sinuses, the end.

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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
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Does anyone think it's right the government pays for sex changes?

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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: MagicMush123]
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MagicMush123 said:
Does anyone think it's right the government pays for sex changes?


No more than cancer treatment.
Or any other illness with electives.
Anyway, I'm gonna get mine whether you like it or not
:stickstongueout:


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Crazy_Horse said:
I had surgery on my shoulder,it hurt for a long time afterward.
then I had surgery on my sinuses, the end.


How long?


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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: MagicMush123]
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Penis amputation surgery sounds horrible.

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Crazy_Horse said:
Penis amputation surgery sounds horrible.


It's not amputation,
all sensation of original penis tissue is preserved.


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Apollyphelion said:
Crazy_Horse said:
I had surgery on my shoulder,it hurt for a long time afterward.
then I had surgery on my sinuses, the end.


How long?


IDK long time, 6 mos or more. This was 40 years ago. It is different because it was a joint.

My sinus surgery I was in bed for 2 weeks eating Vicodin. Then I was fine, but I don't stick penises in my nose. :shrug:

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Re: I wanna hear Surgery Stories! [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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In Germany
Pain meds fuckin suck
So i'm gonna have someone sell me and mail me
LEGIT pain medications
for recovery
When my wife had a knee replacement,
they gave her extra strength ibuprofins
wtf.


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