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OfflineLilShank
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Storys
    #3859560 - 03/02/05 10:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I wanna hear some stories from people. There always Fun to read and they keep me entertained :-p
Ill start

So back when i was a scantless Kid, i knew some gullible highschool kids who were always wanting mushrooms. Well keeping this in mind, i went walking to farmer jack, went to the produce isle, grabbed myself a big ol bag of shitake mushrooms, put em in my pocket and walked out, didnt even pay the 7 bucks for em, Well i got back home, called them, and was told they wanted 2 ounces. They came over, we did the deal, and i had $240 bucks in my pocket, not bad eh? Well, after a while, after id bought myself an eigth of cyans and was tripping balls, they came over with baseball bats, i was to incoherant to tell what was going on, but my friend opened the door, They go "these are portabello mushrooms!" and he goes "actually there shitake" slams the door and they were never heard from since. lol, it was fun back in the day but i dont think i would do anything like that again.

What are some of your guys amusing storys?


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Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut


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Re: Storys [Re: LilShank]
    #3859637 - 03/02/05 10:30 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

heh.... I hate to type.....but i have a few  :cool:


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!



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Re: Storys [Re: LilShank]
    #3859811 - 03/02/05 11:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

A few years ago I was supposed to buy an ounce from this kida who was a friend of a friend. I met with him and he gave me the ounce in a translucent bag and took the money (300 fucking dollars) quickly saying "I'm on proby". Once he was gone and I was in a safe location I opened the bag (which was double wrapped) and found it was Oregano!

The kid calls me up 30 min later and says "Ha punk you got beat"

I was pissed off, but I waited out revenge. After a few weeks of hanging low, allowing him to be unsuspecting, I found out where he lived. I went with 2 friends to his place and snuck in through a window all of yes yelling things like "Show yourself you motherfucker"

After realizing he wasnt home, I decided to check the closets. In one of them I found  2 pound bags, one which said Stonehenge and the other Northern Lights. You can bet he never saw those bags again.

Never heard from him, last I heard he was in jail for meth dealin.

PS. I took a 3 foot bong that I found on his coffee table too.  :grin:


Edited by Freeker (03/02/05 11:05 PM)


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OfflineLilShank
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Re: Storys [Re: LilShank]
    #3863045 - 03/03/05 04:53 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wtf people come on where the storys at!


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Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut


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Re: Storys [Re: LilShank]
    #3863112 - 03/03/05 05:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

What kind of stories you what??? I don't want to turn any heads, but I don't want to turn any stomachs either...


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http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm


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OfflineLilShank
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Re: Storys [Re: LilShank]
    #3864692 - 03/03/05 09:46 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

anything interesting
i cant beleive no one has any storys to tell


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Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut


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