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Niggas these days * 1
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So last night I'm out for my homies birthday at the bar doing my thing. I'm talking to this sexy chick and we're hitting it off prertty well. Out of nowhere this dude walks up to me asking me "why I'm talking to the girl he likes?" I told him to fuck off and unless his name is on her , she's fair fuckin game.

He goes off on a tirade about how I'm a "broke nigga" and that he could throw 2k on the bar like it ain't nothing. I tell him to fuck off again. Then this motherfucker sucker punches me in the face and runs away. It phased me a little but it didn't knock me out bc he was a little bitch with no knockout power.. I find him again at another bar, and he says "oh yeah bruh how'd you like that?? You back for some more??" I go, "I mean yeah I guess so im standing here right?"__ and he runs away again :lolsy:

The dude was probably 5'6 130 at most so I understand the need to sucker punch me bc it probably wouldn't have been a fair fight. But goddamn, all over a chick he "liked"?


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 9
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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:crazy2:


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 6
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Why did you act like a bitch and not do anything? You're the bitch ass nigga you're talking about.

If someone sucker punches me, and I catch up to them, they are gonna be eating old white dog shit, or I'm gonna end up in the hospital trying.

You got punked in front of a girl while you were out with your boys and the nigga taunted you and continued to punk your ass when he saw you again.

Malcolm take this L and hold it high.


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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are you really a broke nigga or was he just saying that?


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Supachopped719] * 4
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Supachopped719 said:
Why did you act like a bitch and not do anything? You're the bitch ass nigga you're talking about.

If someone sucker punches me, and I catch up to them, they are gonna be eating old white dog shit, or I'm gonna end up in the hospital trying.

You got punked in front of a girl while you were out with your boys and the nigga taunted you and continued to punk your ass when he saw you again.

Malcolm take this L and hold it high.


Or I couldve went to jail? Not worth it


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
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I gotta feeling it went down quite differently, for some reason.
Maybe more like this is whatcha did when confronting him after being hit??:outtahere:


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Fuck 'em, Malcolm. Fuck 'em.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Niggas these days [Re: shadyy]
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i hate liz said:
are you really a broke nigga or was he just saying that?


Eh I'm not rich. But not broke by any means


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Supachopped719 said:
Why did you act like a bitch and not do anything? You're the bitch ass nigga you're talking about.

If someone sucker punches me, and I catch up to them, they are gonna be eating old white dog shit, or I'm gonna end up in the hospital trying.

You got punked in front of a girl while you were out with your boys and the nigga taunted you and continued to punk your ass when he saw you again.

Malcolm take this L and hold it high.


Or I couldve went to jail? Not worth it


Oh, yea.

So that other nigga is in jail right now? Or is he off fucking that bad bitch that he swooped from you?!


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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you should have bought everybody in the bar a drink except him


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Fuck 'em, Malcolm. Fuck 'em.


Seriously. I ate that punch like a champ and went on about my night. LOL at the guy saying I should've chased him down or whatever. I would've been sitting in a cell instead of making this post


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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I mean like after he called you a broke nigga before you got punched

that woulda been like a oohh moment


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Supachopped719]
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Supachopped719 said:
Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Supachopped719 said:
Why did you act like a bitch and not do anything? You're the bitch ass nigga you're talking about.

If someone sucker punches me, and I catch up to them, they are gonna be eating old white dog shit, or I'm gonna end up in the hospital trying.

You got punked in front of a girl while you were out with your boys and the nigga taunted you and continued to punk your ass when he saw you again.

Malcolm take this L and hold it high.


Or I couldve went to jail? Not worth it


Oh, yea.

So that other nigga is in jail right now? Or is he off fucking that bad bitch that he swooped from you?!


Ha, you're pretty funny. He ran away afterwards so I'm pretty sure he didn't pick her up


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Fuck 'em, Malcolm. Fuck 'em.


Seriously. I ate that punch like a champ and went on about my night. LOL at the guy saying I should've chased him down or whatever. I would've been sitting in a cell instead of making this post


You didn't have to chase him down, you said yourself that you ran into him at another bar.

And I repeat that the other nigga isn't in a jail cell.


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Didn't you just post something about having a girfriend?


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Fuck 'em, Malcolm. Fuck 'em.


Seriously. I ate that punch like a champ and went on about my night. LOL at the guy saying I should've chased him down or whatever. I would've been sitting in a cell instead of making this post


He was "5'6 and 130 at most"
:aaaargh:
Man.... I bet that chick was like dammmmmn I'm hella impressed. All u other girls see him eat dat punch!!! He a champion...


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Re: Niggas these days [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Fuck 'em, Malcolm. Fuck 'em.


Seriously. I ate that punch like a champ and went on about my night. LOL at the guy saying I should've chased him down or whatever. I would've been sitting in a cell instead of making this post


Forreal, don't sweat that shit


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Niggas these days [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Didn't you just post something about having a girfriend?


Yeah I have a girlfriend. I spit game when I'm out with my friends though :shrug:


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: Niggas these days [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Didn't you just post something about having a girfriend?


What happened to your interracial relationship, Malcolm?


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