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Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke
#21674101 - 05/13/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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OK, I'm guessing some of you here have probably experienced this one before. I moved into this building a couple months ago, and realized pretty quickly that it's the kind of place where if you smoke a joint in your apt, it totally stinks up the entire hallway. Since then, I've tried mostly to keep my indoor herb sessions to just a couple tokes, usually late at night around 9 or 10pm. In spite of my efforts, I've actually heard some neighbor lady make comments out in the hall when walking by my unit, something along the lines of "gawwwd, smells like someone's burrrning something in therrre". She actually talks like that, like some Fox News right-wing retard with a gerbil up her butthole. She sounds like Michelle Bachmann or some type of paranoid, uptight middle-aged woman.
Now, what I've been noticing for a few weeks now, is that one of my neighbors down at my end of the hallway, repeatedly slams their door, like every fucking day. This is one of those old ass buildings where the soundproofing seems to be pretty much non-existent. Doors seem loud even when you don't slam them. But my god, when this bitch slams her door, I can hear stuff on my wall actually rattling. It is damn unsettling. I have to assume that she's doing this as a lame, passive-aggressive means of letting me know she's got a gripe with the herb fumes. There's only one other person living down on my end of the hall, and she seems pretty cool, so I'm about 95% sure that this Fox News soccer-mom is the culprit.
I've thought about leaving a non-threatening, reasonable note basically saying "hey, have an issue with your neighbor? Maybe you should go talk to them like a civilized human being, rather than slamming your door like a child in the midst of a tantrum". The wiser part of me realizes that this might just aggravate an idiot like her. Idk what to do really, but this shit needs to stop. She slams her door when she leaves for work, and she does it when she comes home at night. It's jarringly loud. I want to fart in her face badly, and I earnestly hope that she falls face first into a pile of AIDS. Seeing as it would be difficult to facilitate either of these options without facing some sort of serious legal consequence, I turn to you fine people. What do???
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Soularize] 5
#21674107 - 05/13/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stop smoking joints inside then. its like the smelliest way to smoke
get a vape or just take small hits outta a bowl and zero your hits out
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Soularize] 2
#21674113 - 05/13/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Soularize said:
I've thought about leaving a non-threatening, reasonable note basically saying "hey, have an issue with your neighbor? Maybe you should go talk to them like a civilized human being, rather than slamming your door like a child in the midst of a tantrum".
Maybe you should follow your own advice and talk to her? Might be a more civilized response than farting in her face as you also proposed.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Soularize] 2
#21674121 - 05/13/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Soularize said: What do???
You could try having some courtesy for your neighbors.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: badchad]
#21674122 - 05/13/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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go outside. people don't like smoke
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Cloud9] 2
#21674149 - 05/13/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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put a wet towel under the door. itll absorb all the smoke
cuz like seriously, if youre paying to live somewhere, u shud be able to do what you want
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Cloud9]
#21674154 - 05/13/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Contact landlord.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Bassfreak]
#21674156 - 05/13/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP can you be a respectful human being and smoke outside instead of being an shithead?
Are you trying to have someone call the cops on you???
Fucking people man....
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Patlal] 3
#21674165 - 05/13/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: OP can you be a respectful human being and smoke outside instead of being an shithead?
Are you trying to have someone call the cops on you???
Fucking people man....
you act like he murdered someone. jeez dude
hes minding his own business in his own apartment. if he wants to blaze in there i think he shud be allowed to
just dont smoke joints cuz theyre smelly as fuck. bowl or vape and itll be fine
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Bassfreak]
#21674172 - 05/13/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It sounds like everyone is slamming the door in my apartment complex. I'd never assume it was some passive aggressive way of getting back at me for smoking in my apartment..I think all that buds got you a little paranoid.
And honestly, you're kinda at her mercy so I wouldn't recommend being a dick. All she has to do is call the cops and you're fucked.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Patlal]
#21674176 - 05/13/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow, I'm actually one of the most reasonable, kind, empathetic people I know. Far from a "shithead", but thanks anyway pal.
Also, I never said I've been smoking joints indoors, that would obviously be a dickhead move. I literally take one or two small tokes from a pipe, very late at night, and blow it out the window. I'm not chiefing large amounts of weed inside. There isn't a Wiz Khalifa music video happening inside my apartment here guys. It's a very small amount of smoke that I'm producing, and if you people are suggesting that SLAMMING a door constantly, is a fair and reasonable reaction for having to smell weed smoke for about 5 seconds in the hallway, well shit, I'm disappointed in my fellow shroomerites.
I live in Washington btw, this shit is legal, and if youre telling me in all sincerity that I should go walk around outside late at night every time I want to take a measly toke, then that just seems unreasonable to me. But OK, thanks for your opinions, I guess.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21674177 - 05/13/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: It sounds like everyone is slamming the door in my apartment complex. I'd never assume it was some passive aggressive way of getting back at me for smoking in my apartment..I think all that buds got you a little paranoid.
And honestly, you're kinda at her mercy so I wouldn't recommend being a dick. All she has to do is call the cops and you're fucked.
what kinda cop is seriously gonna arrest someone for smoking weed in their own apt?
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Bassfreak] 2
#21674190 - 05/13/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ones that want to enforce the law? What the fuck are you even asking me?
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Patlal]
#21674191 - 05/13/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: OP can you be a respectful human being and smoke outside instead of being an shithead?
Are you trying to have someone call the cops on you???
Fucking people man....
jealous that you can't smoke in your apartment? 
anyway OP, i say just go out to your car later at night like 10 or so when most people are in for the evening and smoke your joints. or go into a specific room of your apartment (like da bathroom) and smoke in there, with a wet towel under the door like another poster said. and also maybe turn the shower on hot. i always found that steam from a shower helped to dissipate the smell some.
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21674192 - 05/13/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Ones that want to enforce the law? What the fuck are you even asking me?
its weed dude. in your own home
no cop is gonna arrest you for that
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Soularize]
#21674200 - 05/13/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Soularize said: Wow, I'm actually one of the most reasonable, kind, empathetic people I know. Far from a "shithead", but thanks anyway pal.
Also, I never said I've been smoking joints indoors, that would obviously be a dickhead move. I literally take one or two small tokes from a pipe, very late at night, and blow it out the window. I'm not chiefing large amounts of weed inside. There isn't a Wiz Khalifa music video happening inside my apartment here guys. It's a very small amount of smoke that I'm producing, and if you people are suggesting that SLAMMING a door constantly, is a fair and reasonable reaction for having to smell weed smoke for about 5 seconds in the hallway, well shit, I'm disappointed in my fellow shroomerites.
I live in Washington btw, this shit is legal, and if youre telling me in all sincerity that I should go walk around outside late at night every time I want to take a measly toke, then that just seems unreasonable to me. But OK, thanks for your opinions, I guess.
Yeaaaaaah....
I was kinda harsh right?
It's just I have had bad experiences with people smoking weed inside my house and it gets on my nerve like nothing else.
If it's legal, then fine. You are in your full right to smoke weed inside your house.
But it's still disrespectful to others nonetheless. It has a strong smell and clearly people are annoyed by it. Just outside by the door and smoke then come back up. It's a pain, but it's the most respectable way too do it.
Sorry for being harsh. I'm in a bad mood today and I took it out on you
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Bassfreak]
#21674204 - 05/13/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Soularize said: Wow, I'm actually one of the most reasonable, kind, empathetic people I know. Far from a "shithead", but thanks anyway pal.
Also, I never said I've been smoking joints indoors, that would obviously be a dickhead move. I literally take one or two small tokes from a pipe, very late at night, and blow it out the window. I'm not chiefing large amounts of weed inside. There isn't a Wiz Khalifa music video happening inside my apartment here guys. It's a very small amount of smoke that I'm producing, and if you people are suggesting that SLAMMING a door constantly, is a fair and reasonable reaction for having to smell weed smoke for about 5 seconds in the hallway, well shit, I'm disappointed in my fellow shroomerites.
I live in Washington btw, this shit is legal, and if youre telling me in all sincerity that I should go walk around outside late at night every time I want to take a measly toke, then that just seems unreasonable to me. But OK, thanks for your opinions, I guess.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Ones that want to enforce the law? What the fuck are you even asking me?
its weed dude. in your own home
no cop is gonna arrest you for that
especially in Washington WHERE IT'S LEGAL TO SMOKE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME
i say keep tokin up in the privacy of your own home OP, ignore the self important pubbers like Malcolm
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: ipraytomushrooms]
#21674210 - 05/13/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does Op live in Washington?
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21674214 - 05/13/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Does Op live in Washington?
yup
but even if he didnt, no cop is gonna arrest someone for smoking weed in their own home. its called discretion
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Re: Neighbors who slam their doors because they take issue with pot smoke [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21674217 - 05/13/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Does Op live in Washington?
can you not read?
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