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Got nair on my balls * 2
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burned my balls all up


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Astral Pain]
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all my years on earth and i still havn't found out how to get the hair off my balls without cutting them.  razor blade only works on the sides, beard trimmer sucks in the little wrinkles and cuts you, sissors well thats a hospital visit i don't want to have.  wax....id prefer my balls don't dangle down so far into the toliet bowl that they touch the water.

so how the hell are you supposed to groom balls, its like a rubik cube


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Astral Pain]
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man its tough to get all the angles and i didnt want to sit around squeezing my balls to work the angles and always end up catching the razor and slicing my balls multiple times.

i thought i'd rid myself of my ball fluff once and for all with one felse swoop.

didn't work out too well though. my balls are actually much worse now then when they are when i usually shave em


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
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you'd think there would be an STD or something that caused bald balls or something


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: makaveli8x8]
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the best way to do it is just with an electric razor and get as much of the hair off the balls without actually contacting the balls. cos otherwise the wrinkles catch in the blades and it cuts your balls up.

i dont think it matters too much because chicks dont exactly like having balls in their mouth or cupping to balls so as long as its maintained i dont think they mind.

i think they're the same as us and not wanting to see a giant bush, cos it would probably make them feel like they have a mustache when they are doing their thing


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
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ive actually burned the pubes off my balls with a lighter and had relative success too, cos the flame kind of just burns out once it burns the hair away, but it wreaks like absolute shit though


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
so how the hell are you supposed to groom balls, its like a rubik cube


:lol:

You gotta stretch the sack, do it in the shower when things are warm and relaxed, then just lather up and go at it.  Manscaping, ftw.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis] * 1
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theres some impossible angles though like on the sides of the balls. shaving your balls is pretty much just a trap when you think about it. very rare to achieve a flawless victory


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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im liking the lighter idea but im gunna try to improve on it.  i think ill cover my balls in flour while in the shower, then light them.  the powder will cause a flash fire and i just quickly turn into the shower to put it out and it should burn all the hair off instantly.  if it all goes as planned ill sell ball kits in the marketplace


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: makaveli8x8]
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nah do it outside man like it seriously wreaks like absolute shit. just try it and you'll see how easy it works though. like light just a tiny bit of the top fluff above the boys and youll see it just kind of burns down and fizzles. you'll see what i mean


you could just like squat over a bucket of water or something and just be ready to dunk the boys. or kneel down in a bath or something i dunno. prob best not to use the sink cos thats unhygenic and all that


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
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I have never had a problem except a few nicks, but at this point after doing it for so long it doesn't really grow back that much. Keeping up on it helps. Just don't let it get out of control from now on.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Astral Pain]
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Plus, mines like a bean bag chair down there, so there's no tight moves with the razor.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
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Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower, goes smoother over the wrinkles and never cuts once you get a couple weeks practice.

And fuck the flawless shave, I like having a little bit of hair left. Sure I'll get most of it, but I don't want baby smooth balls. If a chick cares enough to suck your nuts she ain't gonna care about a little bit of hair.

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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Astral Pain] * 2
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well when you get a little older they turn into a book, you gotta keep flipping pages to get to the next stuff u gotta trim


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nuds]
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nuds said:
Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower




i have a theory that doing that causes dangly ball syndrome


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
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I've never had a problem shaving my nuts with a razor. Only the very rare instance of pressing too hard and getting a little razor burn, but I learn from my mistakes and now I'm always conscious of using too much pressure.

Smooth nuts are great and girls seem to like them in their mouth.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
nuds said:
Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower




i have a theory that doing that causes dangly ball syndrome


The least it could do is make em look bigger

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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Exactly, i can pull my sack over my head, and floss my teeth with it too


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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wow, OP, nair'd you're balls. You are officially gayer than me.


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