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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22098944 - 08/16/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Astral Pain said:
Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair





that's probably why the bottle says you shouldnt drink it




Imagien if they didn't put that on the bottle and the idiots of the world would drink it and die off.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

If elected I will bring back natural selection!


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22099027 - 08/16/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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burned my balls all up




Yeah, Nair is no joke. I use it on the bikini area and my legs but I make sure it stays far away from more sensitive areas. My mother made the mistake of attempting to use it on her underarms once and it burned the skin right off of them. She had bandages under her pits for a week.

Maybe ask your girlfriend to shave them for you. She can get into all of the nooks and crannies and then afterward take a little bit of avocado butter mixed with lavender essential oil and oat oil and apply to skin.



Well the problem is most girls who get near me bits I have to pay to do so. I'm not familiar enough with any females at the moment to let me stand over them and have them manicure my balls and apply soothing ointments. There is this one chick from tinder but I dunno. That shit is awkward. Does sound like it'd be delightful and a trust building exercise. It takes a lot of trust to allow a woman to be in the vacuity of the nads with a razor in her hand :uhoh:


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity] * 3
    #22099181 - 08/16/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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burned my balls all up




smh should of used veet, noob


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #22099272 - 08/16/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think I'm game enough to try veet again after all this nair jazz. I'm probably just going to settle for a ball stubble and leave it at that


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
    #22099296 - 08/16/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Astral Pain said:
Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair





that's probably why the bottle says you shouldnt drink it




Imagien if they didn't put that on the bottle and the idiots of the world would drink it and die off.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

If elected I will bring back natural selection!





you're edging out trump pretty quickly with that. now if you can just implement
my idea of catapulting the illegals over the soon to be implemented DMZ; the
one  that's covered in land mines and guarded by machine gun turrets that shoot
anything larger than a rabbit; back into mexico (canadian illegal included)
then you'll definitely have my vote


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #22099303 - 08/16/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
burned my balls all up




Yeah, Nair is no joke. I use it on the bikini area and my legs but I make sure it stays far away from more sensitive areas. My mother made the mistake of attempting to use it on her underarms once and it burned the skin right off of them. She had bandages under her pits for a week.

Maybe ask your girlfriend to shave them for you. She can get into all of the nooks and crannies and then afterward take a little bit of avocado butter mixed with lavender essential oil and oat oil and apply to skin.



Well the problem is most girls who get near me bits I have to pay to do so.






so your objective in this is to walk up to girls and say "my balls are smooth
and hairless, would you like to gargle them for a bit?". I dont see how this
couldnt work


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22099323 - 08/16/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i reckon they'd be less likely to headbut me in my balls when being tea bagged with a refreshingly smooth sack


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22099350 - 08/16/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i reckon they'd be less likely to headbut me in my balls when being tea bagged with a refreshingly smooth sack





maybe you should let them teabag you first so they know it's safe and enjoyable


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22099579 - 08/16/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm not even gonna his grammar.




I fixed it a long time ago. My internet is out and I'm posting from an iPhone.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22099636 - 08/16/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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burned my balls all up





That's not jack shit.  I got a bunch of clove oil on my nuts once and I felt like they ere on fire.  I was almost ready to leave for work and i dropped my drawers jumped in the shower clothes and all and streamed cold water over them for about five minutes will cursing at the top of my lungs and rubbing furiously with a towel trying to get that shit off.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22099699 - 08/16/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Funnily enough I believe  you starfire. It's no bueno at all


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #22099813 - 08/16/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
burned my balls all up





That's not jack shit.  I got a bunch of clove oil on my nuts once and I felt like they ere on fire.  I was almost ready to leave for work and i dropped my drawers jumped in the shower clothes and all and streamed cold water over them for about five minutes will cursing at the top of my lungs and rubbing furiously with a towel trying to get that shit off.




Just for scientific research purposes why did you have clove oil anywhere near your nutsack?


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22099835 - 08/16/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

he was getting ready to stuff a trophy sized turkey


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
    #22102614 - 08/17/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Funny story.

Last week I was walking outside and my ass was hurting badly, is was humid and my ass hair were creting so much friction on my ass cheeks that they were bleeding.... So I got some nair and smudged a ring of it around my asshole to get rid of the fucking hair.

Worked like a charm.

So many advantages. No more friction. It feel smoother. No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.

Basically, I don't know why I havent done that 10 years ago.




^^This. I feel so clean and hygienic.  Hair down there is just a shit-trap..:scat:


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: RobZombie68] * 1
    #22102665 - 08/17/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22110188 - 08/19/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That looks like a recipe for minced ball sack.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22111144 - 08/19/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yep, looks like a skin splitting metal vice of testicular nope


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22111406 - 08/19/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
burned my balls all up




smh should of used veet, noob



Pwahahahahaha, yes! :lol:

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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar] * 1
    #22112481 - 08/19/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That looks like a recipe for minced ball sack.




Aka Ball Salsa


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