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burned my balls all up
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Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair
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all my years on earth and i still havn't found out how to get the hair off my balls without cutting them. razor blade only works on the sides, beard trimmer sucks in the little wrinkles and cuts you, sissors well thats a hospital visit i don't want to have. wax....id prefer my balls don't dangle down so far into the toliet bowl that they touch the water.
so how the hell are you supposed to groom balls, its like a rubik cube
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man its tough to get all the angles and i didnt want to sit around squeezing my balls to work the angles and always end up catching the razor and slicing my balls multiple times.
i thought i'd rid myself of my ball fluff once and for all with one felse swoop.
didn't work out too well though. my balls are actually much worse now then when they are when i usually shave em
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you'd think there would be an STD or something that caused bald balls or something
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the best way to do it is just with an electric razor and get as much of the hair off the balls without actually contacting the balls. cos otherwise the wrinkles catch in the blades and it cuts your balls up.
i dont think it matters too much because chicks dont exactly like having balls in their mouth or cupping to balls so as long as its maintained i dont think they mind.
i think they're the same as us and not wanting to see a giant bush, cos it would probably make them feel like they have a mustache when they are doing their thing
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ive actually burned the pubes off my balls with a lighter and had relative success too, cos the flame kind of just burns out once it burns the hair away, but it wreaks like absolute shit though
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so how the hell are you supposed to groom balls, its like a rubik cube

You gotta stretch the sack, do it in the shower when things are warm and relaxed, then just lather up and go at it. Manscaping, ftw.
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theres some impossible angles though like on the sides of the balls. shaving your balls is pretty much just a trap when you think about it. very rare to achieve a flawless victory
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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im liking the lighter idea but im gunna try to improve on it. i think ill cover my balls in flour while in the shower, then light them. the powder will cause a flash fire and i just quickly turn into the shower to put it out and it should burn all the hair off instantly. if it all goes as planned ill sell ball kits in the marketplace
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nah do it outside man like it seriously wreaks like absolute shit. just try it and you'll see how easy it works though. like light just a tiny bit of the top fluff above the boys and youll see it just kind of burns down and fizzles. you'll see what i mean
you could just like squat over a bucket of water or something and just be ready to dunk the boys. or kneel down in a bath or something i dunno. prob best not to use the sink cos thats unhygenic and all that
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I have never had a problem except a few nicks, but at this point after doing it for so long it doesn't really grow back that much. Keeping up on it helps. Just don't let it get out of control from now on.
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Plus, mines like a bean bag chair down there, so there's no tight moves with the razor.
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Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower, goes smoother over the wrinkles and never cuts once you get a couple weeks practice.
And fuck the flawless shave, I like having a little bit of hair left. Sure I'll get most of it, but I don't want baby smooth balls. If a chick cares enough to suck your nuts she ain't gonna care about a little bit of hair.
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well when you get a little older they turn into a book, you gotta keep flipping pages to get to the next stuff u gotta trim
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nuds]
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nuds said: Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower
i have a theory that doing that causes dangly ball syndrome
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I've never had a problem shaving my nuts with a razor. Only the very rare instance of pressing too hard and getting a little razor burn, but I learn from my mistakes and now I'm always conscious of using too much pressure.
Smooth nuts are great and girls seem to like them in their mouth.
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nuds said: Use a blunted razor and stretch the skin in the shower
i have a theory that doing that causes dangly ball syndrome
The least it could do is make em look bigger
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Exactly, i can pull my sack over my head, and floss my teeth with it too
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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wow, OP, nair'd you're balls. You are officially gayer than me.
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Oh and Soulidarity I once used that shit on my nuts just before I took an acid trip. My sizzled ball hair and itchy sack were high on the mind that trip.
My trick with shaving is to use those girls razors. Once, this girl I was fucking left her razor at my place, so I shaved my balls with it and never turned back. Get the Gillette Venus one for sensitive skin. Works a charm for me.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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Funny story.
Last week I was walking outside and my ass was hurting badly, is was humid and my ass hair were creting so much friction on my ass cheeks that they were bleeding.... So I got some nair and smudged a ring of it around my asshole to get rid of the fucking hair.
Worked like a charm.
So many advantages. No more friction. It feel smoother. No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.
Basically, I don't know why I havent done that 10 years ago.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
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And you didn't get no ring sting either?
I've never shaved the corn hole because I don't want to get ass whiskers which I reckon would me much worse
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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How did you manage not to burn your balls though?
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
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Man, I've tried to shave my ass hair a few times. Every time it has ended in a good month or so of walking around with a sweaty ass while my cheeks are all slipping and sliding against each other. At times I even questioned weather I had accidentally shit my pants. Such a shit feeling. I don't even normally sweat that much, but for some reason once the hair is gone, my ass just turns on like a tap.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.
wet wipes bro, use them.
if you really want a smooth pucker then you should wax.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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Fennario said: wet wipes bro, use them.
Even better, those bum guns they have in Asia. So hard to come back to Australia and not be able to get your asshole nice and clean after taking a shit.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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honestly toliet paper is like the dirtiest dustiest nastiest shit u could be putting on your butthole. id estimate lots of infections and gut flora abnormalites to be high compared to non tp users. id even suggest they check to see if its linked to autism
at anyrate, when you nair'd your butthole, weren't you worried about getting it on/in there?
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I've never shaved the corn hole because I don't want to get ass whiskers which I reckon would me much worse
No sting.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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Patlal said: No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.
wet wipes bro, use them.
if you really want a smooth pucker then you should wax.
No need, I don't have ass hair anymore.
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Only girls shave/nair their balls.
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Not sure what kind of girls you've been with, but normally they don't have balls.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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Fennario said: wet wipes bro, use them.
Even better, those bum guns they have in Asia. So hard to come back to Australia and not be able to get your asshole nice and clean after taking a shit.
They are the fucking shit!
You can get em here, not sure where, my old man's got one at his place. I'm sure you could get em online pretty cheap. You don't even need to buy toilet paper once you've got one of those babies.
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hey man that feeling when your freshly trimmed balls are slapping a freshly trimmed poon...words cannot describe...
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nuds]
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Well you still need by dry your ass with something.
When I (if I ever) build my own house, I will be having a bum gun for sure.
I really don't know why we use toilet paper. Imagine stepping in dog shit bare foot, and then just using a bit of dry fucking toilet paper to clean it off, then getting on with your day. Fuck. That.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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Wear undies made of a light fabric and you don't  Gonna be dry before you've left the bathroom
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
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Ohh yeah, nothing better that fucking with a freshly shaved sack. It almost feels like your balls are penetrating the pussy a bit.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: koods]
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You gotta give it to him that is a tough thing to do.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: koods]
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It will just immediately grow back right before your very eyes.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: koods]
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My ex girl was a champ. I dont man scape cus i dont see a point, she didnt ever hesitate to go crazy down there. I miss that women
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Soulidarity said: man its tough to get all the angles and i didnt want to sit around squeezing my balls to work the angles and always end up catching the razor and slicing my balls multiple times.
i thought i'd rid myself of my ball fluff once and for all with one felse swoop.
didn't work out too well though. my balls are actually much worse now then when they are when i usually shave em
"squeezing my balls to work the angles"
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that's probably why the bottle says you shouldnt drink it
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that sucks
I used to use face Nair. They actually make a gentle formulation especially for your face. Except it would never quite do the job the first time around and I'd have to do it again, which would burn the shit out of my face. That shit is nasty.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: koods]
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
#22098839 - 08/16/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not even gonna his grammar.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
#22098841 - 08/16/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I'm not even gonna his grammar.
Lol.
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
Yeah, Nair is no joke. I use it on the bikini area and my legs but I make sure it stays far away from more sensitive areas. My mother made the mistake of attempting to use it on her underarms once and it burned the skin right off of them. She had bandages under her pits for a week.
Maybe ask your girlfriend to shave them for you. She can get into all of the nooks and crannies and then afterward take a little bit of avocado butter mixed with lavender essential oil and oat oil and apply to skin.
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You mean boyfriend.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22098944 - 08/16/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Astral Pain said: Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair
that's probably why the bottle says you shouldnt drink it
Imagien if they didn't put that on the bottle and the idiots of the world would drink it and die off.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
Yeah, Nair is no joke. I use it on the bikini area and my legs but I make sure it stays far away from more sensitive areas. My mother made the mistake of attempting to use it on her underarms once and it burned the skin right off of them. She had bandages under her pits for a week.
Maybe ask your girlfriend to shave them for you. She can get into all of the nooks and crannies and then afterward take a little bit of avocado butter mixed with lavender essential oil and oat oil and apply to skin.
Well the problem is most girls who get near me bits I have to pay to do so. I'm not familiar enough with any females at the moment to let me stand over them and have them manicure my balls and apply soothing ointments. There is this one chick from tinder but I dunno. That shit is awkward. Does sound like it'd be delightful and a trust building exercise. It takes a lot of trust to allow a woman to be in the vacuity of the nads with a razor in her hand
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
smh should of used veet, noob
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I don't think I'm game enough to try veet again after all this nair jazz. I'm probably just going to settle for a ball stubble and leave it at that
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
#22099296 - 08/16/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Astral Pain said: Holy shit. That shit is toxic as hell, whats wrong with a razor? Id use a straight edge on meth before nair
that's probably why the bottle says you shouldnt drink it
Imagien if they didn't put that on the bottle and the idiots of the world would drink it and die off.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
If elected I will bring back natural selection!
you're edging out trump pretty quickly with that. now if you can just implement my idea of catapulting the illegals over the soon to be implemented DMZ; the one that's covered in land mines and guarded by machine gun turrets that shoot anything larger than a rabbit; back into mexico (canadian illegal included) then you'll definitely have my vote
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
Yeah, Nair is no joke. I use it on the bikini area and my legs but I make sure it stays far away from more sensitive areas. My mother made the mistake of attempting to use it on her underarms once and it burned the skin right off of them. She had bandages under her pits for a week.
Maybe ask your girlfriend to shave them for you. She can get into all of the nooks and crannies and then afterward take a little bit of avocado butter mixed with lavender essential oil and oat oil and apply to skin.
Well the problem is most girls who get near me bits I have to pay to do so.
so your objective in this is to walk up to girls and say "my balls are smooth and hairless, would you like to gargle them for a bit?". I dont see how this couldnt work
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
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i reckon they'd be less likely to headbut me in my balls when being tea bagged with a refreshingly smooth sack
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Soulidarity said: i reckon they'd be less likely to headbut me in my balls when being tea bagged with a refreshingly smooth sack
maybe you should let them teabag you first so they know it's safe and enjoyable
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
#22099579 - 08/16/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I'm not even gonna his grammar.
I fixed it a long time ago. My internet is out and I'm posting from an iPhone.
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
That's not jack shit. I got a bunch of clove oil on my nuts once and I felt like they ere on fire. I was almost ready to leave for work and i dropped my drawers jumped in the shower clothes and all and streamed cold water over them for about five minutes will cursing at the top of my lungs and rubbing furiously with a towel trying to get that shit off.
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Funnily enough I believe you starfire. It's no bueno at all
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
That's not jack shit. I got a bunch of clove oil on my nuts once and I felt like they ere on fire. I was almost ready to leave for work and i dropped my drawers jumped in the shower clothes and all and streamed cold water over them for about five minutes will cursing at the top of my lungs and rubbing furiously with a towel trying to get that shit off.
Just for scientific research purposes why did you have clove oil anywhere near your nutsack?
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: zappaisgod]
#22099835 - 08/16/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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he was getting ready to stuff a trophy sized turkey
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
#22102614 - 08/17/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Funny story.
Last week I was walking outside and my ass was hurting badly, is was humid and my ass hair were creting so much friction on my ass cheeks that they were bleeding.... So I got some nair and smudged a ring of it around my asshole to get rid of the fucking hair.
Worked like a charm.
So many advantages. No more friction. It feel smoother. No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.
Basically, I don't know why I havent done that 10 years ago.
^^This. I feel so clean and hygienic. Hair down there is just a shit-trap..
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: ballsalsa] 1
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That looks like a recipe for minced ball sack.
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
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Yep, looks like a skin splitting metal vice of testicular nope
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Soulidarity said: burned my balls all up
smh should of used veet, noob
Pwahahahahaha, yes! 
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar] 1
#22112481 - 08/19/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Artnotwar said: That looks like a recipe for minced ball sack.
Aka Ball Salsa
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