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OfflineArtnotwar
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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar] * 1
    #22097689 - 08/16/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh and Soulidarity I once used that shit on my nuts just before I took an acid trip. My sizzled ball hair and itchy sack were high on the mind that trip.

My trick with shaving is to use those girls razors. Once, this girl I was fucking left her razor at my place, so I shaved my balls with it and never turned back. Get the Gillette Venus one for sensitive skin. Works a charm for me.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22097699 - 08/16/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Funny story.

Last week I was walking outside and my ass was hurting badly, is was humid and my ass hair were creting so much friction on my ass cheeks that they were bleeding.... So I got some nair and smudged a ring of it around my asshole to get rid of the fucking hair.

Worked like a charm.

So many advantages. No more friction. It feel smoother. No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.

Basically, I don't know why I havent done that 10 years ago.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
    #22097714 - 08/16/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And you didn't get no ring sting either?

I've never shaved the corn hole because I don't want to get ass whiskers which I reckon would me much worse


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22097720 - 08/16/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How did you manage not to burn your balls though?


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
    #22097725 - 08/16/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man, I've tried to shave my ass hair a few times. Every time it has ended in a good month or so of walking around with a sweaty ass while my cheeks are all slipping and sliding against each other. At times I even questioned weather I had accidentally shit my pants. Such a shit feeling.
I don't even normally sweat that much, but for some reason once the hair is gone, my ass just turns on like a tap.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Patlal]
    #22097726 - 08/16/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.






wet wipes bro, use them.

if you really want a smooth pucker then you should wax.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
    #22097730 - 08/16/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Fennario said:
wet wipes bro, use them.




Even better, those bum guns they have in Asia. So hard to come back to Australia and not be able to get your asshole nice and clean after taking a shit.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
    #22097735 - 08/16/15 06:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

honestly toliet paper is like the dirtiest dustiest nastiest shit u could be putting on your butthole.  id estimate lots of infections and gut flora abnormalites to be high compared to non tp users.  id even suggest they check to see if its linked to autism

at anyrate, when you nair'd your butthole, weren't you worried about getting it on/in there?


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22097737 - 08/16/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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And you didn't get no ring sting either?

I've never shaved the corn hole because I don't want to get ass whiskers which I reckon would me much worse




No sting.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
    #22097740 - 08/16/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Patlal said:
No more shit on ass hair that take like 4 extra wipes to clean.






wet wipes bro, use them.

if you really want a smooth pucker then you should wax.




No need, I don't have ass hair anymore.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Soulidarity] * 3
    #22097745 - 08/16/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Only girls shave/nair their balls.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22097747 - 08/16/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not sure what kind of girls you've been with, but normally they don't have balls.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22097755 - 08/16/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:aweshit:


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22097761 - 08/16/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Artnotwar said:
Quote:

Fennario said:
wet wipes bro, use them.




Even better, those bum guns they have in Asia. So hard to come back to Australia and not be able to get your asshole nice and clean after taking a shit.



They are the fucking shit!

You can get em here, not sure where, my old man's got one at his place. I'm sure you could get em online pretty cheap. You don't even need to buy toilet paper once you've got one of those babies.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22097768 - 08/16/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Only girls shave/nair their balls.




hey man that feeling when your freshly trimmed balls are slapping a freshly trimmed poon...words cannot describe... :awetongue:


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nuds]
    #22097770 - 08/16/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well you still need by dry your ass with something.

When I (if I ever) build my own house, I will be having a bum gun for sure.

I really don't know why we use toilet paper. Imagine stepping in dog shit bare foot, and then just using a bit of dry fucking toilet paper to clean it off, then getting on with your day. Fuck. That.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nuds] * 1
    #22097773 - 08/16/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

this thread :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Artnotwar]
    #22097775 - 08/16/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wear undies made of a light fabric and you don't :thumbup:
Gonna be dry before you've left the bathroom


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: Lucis]
    #22097776 - 08/16/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ohh yeah, nothing better that fucking with a freshly shaved sack. It almost feels like your balls are penetrating the pussy a bit.


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Re: Got nair on my balls [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22097800 - 08/16/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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:aweshit:




You can't blame the guy for burning you on that one. You set yourself up for it


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