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Mr.PhilCybin
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Don't mosquitos suck? 1
#21863501 - 06/27/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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yes.
yes they do.
I've been eaten ravenously the last 5 days in a row, and wake myself up scratching. the other night I woke myself up at 3am tearing my skin apart, and couldn't lay still to go back to bed until like 5.
why you guys gotta suck so bad? literally?
I'll feel better in a few weeks when all you little fuckers are gone for the year. With that said, everybody's gotta eat, and you have just as much right to live as I do, but it doesn't mean I can't bitch about it and dislike you little bastards.
IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SHEEKLE?!
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Patlal
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Yes mosquitoes suck. Especially the female ones. They'll suck your blood dry just like a female human
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Patlal]
#21863513 - 06/27/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is true,
i just learned yesterday that only the females suck you dry.
and not in the way I like to be sucked dry.
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yeah they do. i live in a place where fortunately mosquitos are rare. weve got junebugs right now though....
when i am in a mosquito ridden environment, u better believe im bugspraying up
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: ManianFH]
#21863728 - 06/27/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I left my windows open last night in hopes it raining at night ( love the smell of desert rain) and woke up with my ankles tagged the fuck up and itchy.
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Patlal]
#21863773 - 06/27/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Yes mosquitoes suck. Especially the female ones. They'll suck your blood dry just like a female human
Naw, human females don't suck your blood- they just rip your heart out and stomp it flat right in front of you.
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Le_Canard]
#21863851 - 06/27/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've had all of the above happen.
I guess at least mosquitos are a short term suck-fest
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Would any animal on the food chain suffer, if we just cut mosquitoes out? I really don't see any reason we cant just mass exterminate them.
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yeah, lots of other insects would lose a food source 
I forget where I saw it, but some university made a gene that wipes out mosquitos in an effort to help control malaria, but it hasn't been released out of the lab for fear of huge repercussions
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Mosquitoes rarely bother me.
When outside on my own, they hardly touch me. When outside with other people, everyone else gets eaten instead of me.
Have read recent reports that factors such as blood type alter how likely mosquitoes are to feed on someone though.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2998662/Why-people-attract-mosquitoes-Genes-blood-type-beer-drinking-blame.html
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Blood type can also influence how likely you are to get bitten, he says.
Research has shown that people with Type O blood are twice as likely to get bitten as those with Type B.
Type A was even less popular than Type B.
Furthermore, 85 per cent of us excrete a chemical which tells mosquitoes what blood type we are - and these people are more likely to be pursued than the 15 per cent who don't.
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Tantrika]
#21863909 - 06/27/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've also heard diet makes a huge difference.
bananas are supposed to attract them a lot, and garlic reppells them
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r00tuuu123
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Best mosquito repellent on gods green earth.  While my friends are covering themselves in "Deep Woods Off" and still getting bit by every bittey bug known to man I can walk through swarms of them and not even get 1 single bite.
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21864082 - 06/27/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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eh, I'm not about all the skin treatment deals.
even though the itch sucks holy balls, I'd still rather not put that shit into my skin.
even the healthy stuff, I can't handle the texture/feeling of jizz on my skin.
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Anything that drinks blood fucking loves me and picks me over anyone I'm with. We walk in the woods, I have 6 ticks by teh time we leave, no one else has one. Mosquitos get their whole families and run train on me, it sux.
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r00tuuu123
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Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin?
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Edited by r00tuuu123 (06/27/15 12:15 PM)
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I did that a few weeks ago
woke up violently itching it was horribly uncomfortable
mosquitos suck sweaty chode hate em
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123] 2
#21864149 - 06/27/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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r00tuuu123 said: Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin?
you're gonna tell me, that in your (I assume) 20+ years on this earth, you've never gotten jizz on your skin, either from fapping or from a cum-shy babe?
I don't buy it.
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r00tuuu123
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r00tuuu123 said: Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin?
you're gonna tell me, that in your (I assume) 20+ years on this earth, you've never gotten jizz on your skin, either from fapping or from a cum-shy babe?
I don't buy it. 
That's why they make socks and already dirty t-shirts.
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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Tantrika]
#21864209 - 06/27/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SweetLeafSamadhi said: Mosquitoes rarely bother me.
When outside on my own, they hardly touch me. When outside with other people, everyone else gets eaten instead of me.
Have read recent reports that factors such as blood type alter how likely mosquitoes are to feed on someone though.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2998662/Why-people-attract-mosquitoes-Genes-blood-type-beer-drinking-blame.html
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Blood type can also influence how likely you are to get bitten, he says.
Research has shown that people with Type O blood are twice as likely to get bitten as those with Type B.
Type A was even less popular than Type B.
Furthermore, 85 per cent of us excrete a chemical which tells mosquitoes what blood type we are - and these people are more likely to be pursued than the 15 per cent who don't.
i remember camping one time, 3 of us, my white as hell english ass, my indian friend, and a hungarian friend... i had 80% of the bites out of us 
having a little humidity right now with no breeze, the dog walk was full of those little black flies, fucking annoying, reminded me of working in the fields growing up, getting bit to all hell.
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