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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Don't mosquitos suck? * 1
    #21863501 - 06/27/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yes.


yes they do.


I've been eaten ravenously the last 5 days in a row, and wake myself up scratching.
the other night I woke myself up at 3am tearing my skin apart, and couldn't lay still to go back to bed until like 5.


why you guys gotta suck so bad? literally?

I'll feel better in a few weeks when all you little fuckers are gone for the year.
With that said, everybody's gotta eat, and you have just as much right to live as I do, but it doesn't mean I can't bitch about it and dislike you little bastards.


IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SHEEKLE?!

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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21863504 - 06/27/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes mosquitoes suck. Especially the female ones. They'll suck your blood dry just like a female human


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Patlal]
    #21863513 - 06/27/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

this is true,


i just learned yesterday that only the females suck you dry.




and not in the way I like to be sucked dry.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21863698 - 06/27/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah they do. i live in a place where fortunately mosquitos are rare. weve got junebugs right now though....


when i am in a mosquito ridden environment, u better believe im bugspraying up


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21863728 - 06/27/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I left my windows open last night in hopes it raining at night ( love the smell of desert rain) and woke up with my ankles tagged the fuck up and itchy.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Patlal]
    #21863773 - 06/27/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Yes mosquitoes suck. Especially the female ones. They'll suck your blood dry just like a female human




Naw, human females don't suck your blood- they just rip your heart out and stomp it flat right in front of you.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21863851 - 06/27/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've had all of the above happen.

I guess at least mosquitos are a short term suck-fest


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21863863 - 06/27/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Would any animal on the food chain suffer, if we just cut mosquitoes out? I really don't see any reason we cant just mass exterminate them.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21863887 - 06/27/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, lots of other insects would lose a food source :shrug:


I forget where I saw it, but some university made a gene that wipes out mosquitos in an effort to help control malaria, but it hasn't been released out of the lab for fear of huge repercussions


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21863892 - 06/27/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mosquitoes rarely bother me.

When outside on my own, they hardly touch me.
When outside with other people, everyone else gets eaten instead of me.

Have read recent reports that factors such as blood type alter how likely mosquitoes are to feed on someone though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2998662/Why-people-attract-mosquitoes-Genes-blood-type-beer-drinking-blame.html

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Blood type can also influence how likely you are to get bitten, he says.

Research has shown that people with Type O blood are twice as likely to get bitten as those with Type B.

Type A was even less popular than Type B.

Furthermore, 85 per cent of us excrete a chemical which tells mosquitoes what blood type we are - and these people are more likely to be pursued than the 15 per cent who don't.





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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Tantrika]
    #21863909 - 06/27/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've also heard diet makes a huge difference.


bananas are supposed to attract them a lot, and garlic reppells them


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21863960 - 06/27/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Best mosquito repellent on gods green earth.
While my friends are covering themselves in "Deep Woods Off" and still getting bit by every bittey bug known to man I can walk through swarms of them and not even get 1 single bite. :thatsayes:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21864082 - 06/27/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

eh, I'm not about all the skin treatment deals.

even though the itch sucks holy balls, I'd still rather not put that shit into my skin.


even the healthy stuff, I can't handle the texture/feeling of jizz on my skin.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864092 - 06/27/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Anything that drinks blood fucking loves me and picks me over anyone I'm with. We walk in the woods, I have 6 ticks by teh time we leave, no one else has one. Mosquitos get their whole families and run train on me, it sux.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864093 - 06/27/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin? :hmm:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864122 - 06/27/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I did that a few weeks ago

woke up violently itching it was horribly uncomfortable


mosquitos suck sweaty chode
hate em


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123] * 2
    #21864149 - 06/27/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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r00tuuu123 said:
Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin? :hmm:




you're gonna tell me, that in your (I assume) 20+ years on this earth, you've never gotten jizz on your skin, either from fapping or from a cum-shy babe?



I don't buy it. :snub:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864158 - 06/27/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864178 - 06/27/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin? :hmm:




you're gonna tell me, that in your (I assume) 20+ years on this earth, you've never gotten jizz on your skin, either from fapping or from a cum-shy babe?



I don't buy it. :snub:


That's why they make socks and already dirty t-shirts.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Tantrika]
    #21864209 - 06/27/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SweetLeafSamadhi said:
Mosquitoes rarely bother me.

When outside on my own, they hardly touch me.
When outside with other people, everyone else gets eaten instead of me.

Have read recent reports that factors such as blood type alter how likely mosquitoes are to feed on someone though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2998662/Why-people-attract-mosquitoes-Genes-blood-type-beer-drinking-blame.html

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Blood type can also influence how likely you are to get bitten, he says.

Research has shown that people with Type O blood are twice as likely to get bitten as those with Type B.

Type A was even less popular than Type B.

Furthermore, 85 per cent of us excrete a chemical which tells mosquitoes what blood type we are - and these people are more likely to be pursued than the 15 per cent who don't.








i remember camping one time, 3 of us, my white as hell english ass, my indian friend, and a hungarian friend... i had 80% of the bites out of us :ffffuuu:


having a little humidity right now with no breeze, the dog walk was full of those little black flies, fucking annoying, reminded me of working in the fields growing up, getting bit to all hell.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21864313 - 06/27/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Fine get bit. How do you know the texture and feel of jizz on your skin? :hmm:




you're gonna tell me, that in your (I assume) 20+ years on this earth, you've never gotten jizz on your skin, either from fapping or from a cum-shy babe?



I don't buy it. :snub:


That's why they make socks and already dirty t-shirts.




. . . dirty t-shirts are for cleaning up the JIZZ THAT'S ALREADY ON YOUR SKIN BRAH.



caught white-handed:murray:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864414 - 06/27/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In Canada I grew up with Mosquitos, chiggers, black flies, deer flies, horse flies...

I know all about fly troubles.

And then there's tics.

Yea Mosquitos aren't so bad compared to everything else. Horse flies and deer flies bite chunks of skin away.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21864519 - 06/27/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
yeah, lots of other insects would lose a food source :shrug:


I forget where I saw it, but some university made a gene that wipes out mosquitos in an effort to help control malaria, but it hasn't been released out of the lab for fear of huge repercussions



What insects? The only ones that come to mind eat more insects than just mosquitoes, and i picture them being able to live without them.

If jurassic park taught me anything, life always finds a way.


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21864657 - 06/27/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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If jurassic park taught me anything, life always finds a way.


Yeah I get all my scientific information from Universl Pictures. :uhno:


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Re: Don't mosquitos suck? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21865054 - 06/27/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:


If jurassic park taught me anything, life always finds a way.


Yeah I get all my scientific information from Universl Pictures. :uhno:



Would it be any more true if it were produced by paramount?:rolleyes:


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