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Swami Christmas Cookie Festival
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OK everybody dig in. Limit two per member, 1 for guests. I have been a busy little housewife today (I am told I look cute in an apron), not just writing superfluous posts. Yup, I can multi-task.

These yummies are going out tomorrow to all my friends. Now don't you wish you had been just a little bit nicer to me? :lol:



Merry Christmas to all!  :heartpump:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Personally i prefer you in your French maid's uniform :grin: The most merry of Christmasses and wishes for a safe and prosperous New Year's to you and yours as well man :smile:


Freak Q. Librium


PS: still waiting on that pic of you from the L8 50's(?) with long hair :wink:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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reminds me of my grandma's cookie craziness. She would bake cookies all dang day long, and by the end of the day, the whole entire kitchen would be covered with plates, bowls, platters, tupperware, everything all filled with cookies. I think she prolly had too much time on her hands. But hey, at least cookies came outta it. Damn good cookies too.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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I must say, man, I wasn't suspecting this! hehe

mmmm.... Christmas cookies.... Thanks a bunch, man.

I can't wait until Christmas, because Christmas is a really fucking big thing over here. All sorts of traditions and everything. Time to get the full blown, Norsk Jule Erfaring! :grin: (the Norwegian Christmas Experience)

But ja, Happy Christmas to all, and remember, this is MY holiday. :grin:
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: fireworks_god]
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Those in the plate on the far right are "special" so be velly careful.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Quote:
Those in the plate on the far right are "special" so be velly careful.


Whoa, man! I see flashing little lights everywhere! All sorts of colours!

Dude! Far out! I.. I see.. I think it is an alien! My first entity hallucination!

He... was in red, and really big! He gave me Enlightenment in a box with shiny paper!

Damn, dude, those cookies must have been like hippie cookies. :grin:
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: fireworks_god]
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That special one right in the middle looks burned. :ooo:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: bumski]
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I'll take two of those "special" cookies.
Mmm...


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Sclorch]
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Swami, do you believe in the right to bare arms?

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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Mmm... send along two of those macadamia nut cookies with the $1000 you are about to owe me.    :kiss:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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You look drunk.

:blush:

I don't eat sugar, but thanks anyway.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: sirreal]
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An enlightened master always looks that way!

BTW, how can you tell they have sugar from a grainy photo?


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
An enlightened master always looks that way!

BTW, how can you tell they have sugar from a grainy photo?


:lol:


I don't eat artifical sweeteners either. We still don't know if they can give you brain cancer or not.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: sirreal]
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Honey is an artificial sweetener? Why, because it was manufactured by bees?


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Honey is an artificial sweetener? Why, because it was manufactured by bees?


OOO, honey. I love honey.


But , unfortunately, it has lots of sugar in it.

I am on the adkins way of eating and can't eat bee puke.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: sirreal]
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I am on the adkins way of eating and can't eat bee puke.

(Those frat bees know how to party, eh?)

Doesn't that diet give you painful abdominal cancer?


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
I am on the adkins way of eating and can't eat bee puke.

(Those frat bees know how to party, eh?)

Doesn't that diet give you painful abdominal cancer?



Actually, there has been much research done showing that a high fat-high protein diet reverses heart disease, prevents and cures diabetes, lowers high blood pressure and yes, even prevents cancer. Even the AMA has documentation on this research.

It's a fact that you lose weight on it. When you eat fat and sugar your body will burn the sugar and store the fat. I went from mean to lean in about three months on this diet. :smile:


The colon cancer caused by beef hype is bullshit.

Those damn vegans. :lol:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: sirreal]
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Atkins died a painful and horrible death following his diet. This is not hype.


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Atkins died a painful and horrible death following his diet. This is not hype.


Certainly did.

He fell and hit his head on the frozen pavement.

And I am sure that many vegans are hyped up about it. :blush:


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Re: Swami Christmas Cookie Festival [Re: sirreal]
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So a meat diet messes with your balance. The Swami high carb diet works wonders for me!


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