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InvisibleSwami
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Fortune Cookie
    #4505280 - 08/07/05 12:47 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Had Chinese tonight, yeah - that, and food too.  :grin: My cookie (no, the other one!) said:

"You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability."

The Universe knows...  :thumbup:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4505291 - 08/07/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

looks like you posted that to brag (kiddin). the universe does know, that is, if the universe has a mind.


Edited by JEDI (08/07/05 12:50 AM)


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4505439 - 08/07/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Wait a second... that's not a fortune. You should demand your money back!


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Diploid]
    #4505536 - 08/07/05 01:38 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It could mean that he is "fortunate" to be admired for his talent and ability. :toomuchacid:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #4505620 - 08/07/05 01:56 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The other cookie remains unopened. Is it cheating to crack and read it?  :blush:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4505634 - 08/07/05 02:00 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Hmmm good question. I think you are only allowed one fortune per meal for it to be true. Open it after breakfast and tell us what it says.

At least you got a cool one. The last one I openned said, "Man who wake up with smelly finger go to bed with itchy butt" :crazy:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4505662 - 08/07/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I had Chinese on Thursday night, mine said:

"Great things happen when men and mountains meet...."


I wonder if they were thinkin' twin peaks....?  :tongue:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4505688 - 08/07/05 02:18 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It was talking about the people that died on Mt. Everest...


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4505721 - 08/07/05 02:25 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

What happens if there is no fortune inside? That mean I'm going to die?


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4505746 - 08/07/05 02:32 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

No, it just means your an empty guy.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #4505751 - 08/07/05 02:35 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

There are worse things to be....being empty might be fun...on a philosophical level that sounds kind of Zen.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4505757 - 08/07/05 02:38 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

So...it's a good fortune then! Fits with the Asian theme too.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #4506105 - 08/07/05 04:48 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I think you are only allowed one fortune per meal for it to be true.

A friend and I had lunch last week at the local MSG Palace. 

He opened his fortune cookie and felt special until I opened mine and it was the SAME fortune!  We both had a good laugh.  :grin:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4506116 - 08/07/05 04:54 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

OOOHHHH !!!!!  FORTUNE COOOOOKIIIIIIIES!!!!!!


I LOOOOOOVE THOSE!


THEY TASTE SOOOO GOOOOD !!!











... and crunchy too.













Oh...  That fiberous material inside?



I don't eat that.



Ewwwwww... 



C'mon now, be honest.... Don't tell me you eat it?










You doooooooooo?????






Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!















I am what I am, and that is what I think I am...  I don't need anything telling me what, IT, thinks I am.




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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4507077 - 08/07/05 03:41 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I once got a fortune cookie that said "We are always watching you" and it scared the hell out of me for a least a week.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: ELECTRIC]
    #4507094 - 08/07/05 03:45 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

I am what I am, and that is what I think I am... I don't need anything telling me what, IT, thinks I am.




Do you know anyone who actually beleives in those things. They are for entertainment purposes only to most, I thought :confused:

Do you know that the fortune inside was an american made idea and not any sort of Chinese tradition brought over to the West?

Hahahah Kitten, That was funny! Welcome to S&P btw!


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
    #4507129 - 08/07/05 03:56 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
Had Chinese tonight, yeah - that, and food too.  :grin: My cookie (no, the other one!) said:

"You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability."

The Universe knows...  :thumbup:




everyone likes to hear that, and everyone will agree.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: curiouskittin]
    #4507131 - 08/07/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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curiouskittin said:
I once got a fortune cookie that said "We are always watching you" and it scared the hell out of me for a least a week.




do you ever experience strange buzzing sounds at night in your house, or see figures beside your bed?  :smirk:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4507166 - 08/07/05 04:12 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Can't say I have. I guess that, if "they" WERE watching me, they must have gotten bored somewhere along the way.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: curiouskittin]
    #4507328 - 08/07/05 05:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

CK, those strange creatures in your bedroom were either your parents or your weird Uncle Roger...  :smirk:


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